Seeing so many amazingly creative posts on this forum got my own creative juices flowing. But I never thought I cud get so-oo filmy..quite a revelation! Um sorry if this is really silly..cudn't resist! Wud love to hear from y'all. Hope there are other Potter fans who can contribute and add to the story….(or subtract, if u like!). This is my tribute to the show that's gotten me hooked and kept me away from a hellova lot of work…
Also, its been a while since I've read Rowling, so I keep mixing up the stories..so um..this plot isn't from any particular book! Actually it isn't even a plot..just arbit scenes…
I also wanna acknowledge 'Rashmi's' work for the Harry Potter idea…
Here's a preview:
Balle Balle Gurukul mein Gaake: Hairy Puttar's Journey
So the blonde guy is a film producer's agent after all. Only he isn't from Hollywood. He's been sent by none other than Gurinder Chadha, who's determined to spice up the work of British novelists by stirring them into more masaaledar movies. Her grey cells are now working overtime to get the youngest generation of immigrant Indians hooked onto desi-shtyle movies. Her latest inspiration? The whopping favourite of GenNext, Harry Pottah….
The idea is to show how the Hogwarts gang has reinvented itself to train in Bollywood music as its magic mantras. After all, if the Punjabi middle class can be compared to the Victorian, why not Boggarts and Bollywood, Polyjuice Potions and Punjabi pop? Sochne waali baat hai. All the gang needs is one stroke of their dandiya sticks. So, with these ideas swimming around in her head, Gurinder is desperately scouting for young talent to star in her new film- Balle Balle Gurukul mein Gaake….
As soon as she lands in India, she and her producers make their way to Sony's offices to sign a contract..according to which Sony will show all her films, provided she promises to cast Fame Gurukul contestants, teachers, judges and anchors in her latest venture. Gurinder is more than happy..itne bakrey aur kahaan milengey, she thinks to herself…
Choosing the lead role isn't too difficult. The character is that of Hairy Puttar, a boy exceedingly proud of his long hair. Gurinder doesn't wanna make her 'inspiration' too obvious so she decides that Hairy shud have a mole under his eye instead of a scar on his forehead. The khufiya blondie comes back and reports to her that only one contestant fits the role: the hugely popular Qazi Touqeer….
Ladies and Gentlemen, here is what Gurinder has planned:
(loosely inspired by JK Rowling and Amitabh Bachchan's Gurukul in Mohabbatein)
STARRING:
Qazi Touqeer (of course!) as Hairy Puttar
Rex D'Souza as Ron Weasley
Arpita Mukherjee/ Ruprekha Banerjee as Hermione Granger
Mandira Bedi as Moaning Myrtle
Manav Gohil as Peeves
Javed Akhtar as Albus Dumbledore
Ila Arun as Prof Trelawney, the mad Divination teacher
Prashant and Padma as Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia
KK as Sirius Black
Shankar Mahadevan as Hagrid
Laveen (MTV Roadies 3) as Draco Malfoy
Double roles
Rex D'Souza as Dudley Dursley
Prashant Sir as Severus Snape
Triple role
Rex D'Souza as the Dementor (no, I'm not a Rex fan!)
Guest playback singers for Harry and Ron:
Arijit Singh
Sandeep Batra
Kirti Sagathia
Item Number
Deepak Singh Meher with 'Papa kehtey hain'
And last, but not the least, SPECIAL APPEARANCES by Laloo Prasad Yadav as Minister of Magic, and India Forums' Purple Princess and nsadhwani as promising new dancing talent (sorry i had to put u guys with laloo. lol)
(preview and snippets of the scenes follow soon)
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