today...i honestly thought that id look for something other than DJ#2...but sadly...that chick really had me rolling on todays episode...every scene she was in...i was π...no joke ppl...no joke at all ππ...
one small correction i think we have to make is that she is KJ not DJ...but dont know about you all...i like the name DJ#2 for her...what say people...KJ ya DJ#2 ππ...
alright...lets get to it...chick is certainly another namuna...she fits in perfectly in the zoo a la juneja πππ...in fact...her wackness...makes the other inhabitants of juneja zoo look civilized...ππ...keeping with the theme of education...apparently...ms. mrichi...needs not only english lessons but also...hindi lessons......man...i need more staff...πππ...feel free to apply... (the bribe, i mean fee...to get in...lesson plans or...pictures...2...of harshad ππ)
first of...when she walked in...meher bumped into her...and omg...that chick went spinning...i was all π²π²π²...she looked like a top of something...someone grabbed her mundi and gave her one good spin πππ....what was that...π (sammu...was that you...i think it was ππ...you invisible hand π)
and yeah...her name...her name is THE kuljeet...apparently...even she classifies herself as a thing and not a person...i think her favorite word is "the"...πππ...she doesnt even use it properly....and she likes adding "s" to everything...good luck"S"...really...that is just stupid...πππ...she is one of those typical desi fobs who think they were born to speak english but in all reality...can maybe...MAYBE get one sentence out without grammatical errors....πππ...take "who is you" as exhibit #1 (we should introduce ourselves in her terms...ill go first..."who is me? i is the jaz π...now is the your turns" π)
her hindi is no better..."maine toh aapko kitna kiya hai" π²...translated into english...she DID lallu a lot...π²π²π²...the entire family burst out into laughter...as im sure you all did too...even biji in the back was laughing...shame shame biji...naughty mind πππ...gayatri was like who the F are you...omg... if you notice preet...he is like huh what is going on...bechara baacha looks lost (preet, not to worry...im sure i have teachers who are more than willing to explain that joke to you...on a one on one session...any takers π) ...πππ it was hilarious...then the whole "tv pe chadke tv dekhte hai"...prem was like baitke...see...professor prem hard at work...
but i have to say...that first scene was definitely the scene of the day... πππ...DJ#2 really gave us a lot to smile about because she brought out such great expressions from the actors...first there was ullu...or should i say monkey ullu...scratching his head...did you all see that...i swear...i did a double take because it looked like a monkey arm was scratching his head πππ...it was too good...then there was gayartis expressions...like is-this-lady-for-real? πππ (honestly, i found myself asking the same question )...it was all too much....
and what is up with her voice...im like ...is she trying to seduce everyone she talks to...her voice is so low and "seductive" (sorry...lack of a better word π)...either she has serious unfulfilled physical needs π³π³π³...πππ...(someone go get her a hubby or find him if she has one) because i swear...it was like all lallu had to do was give her green signal and she'd be all over him π€’...or something is wrong with her larynx (voice box)...awaaz ke dibbe mein kuch tik nahin hai πππ...
lekin girls...maine bolo tha naa...isski nazar mein khot hai....π‘π‘π‘...did u see did u see...kaise akheen phad phad ke dekh rahi thi...prem, harman aur preet ko...tauba π€’π€’π€’...it looked like she was about to eat them up right there...π€’π€’π€’....raksha...maine kahaa tha naa...prem needs protection...πππ...but apparently you are 'on it'...right πππ...but omg...the guys expressions were flawless...they looked like 'koi hume bhachao' π€£π€£π€£π€£...prem grabbed onto heer and preet was standing next to ash...so they gave the hint that they were no longer single...but harman...bechara...akela...beech mein...it was like he wanted to call out to meher "tum wahaan kya kaar rahe ho...mere paas jaldi aao varna meri shagai inse hojayega" πππ...i swear man...she is too funny....got everyone on their toes!
i really think i will like this chick...she seems so funny...im sure she will have us rolling in every scene...but wow...as long as she isnt evil...i can deal...but why do i get the feeling...that later...baad mein...it will turn out that...usko Dj ne hi behja hai...badla ke liyeh...π...
ok guys...have to run...pick up my car from the shop...lots to do today...lekin jaane se pehle...i just want to say...my ashirwad/dua is always with you...
"long live...life long" matalb ke "zindi reh, bohot lambi ho teri umar" π€£π€£π€£π€£...remember...zindi reh...maar maat jaana...π€£π€£π€£...π€
JAZ
comment:
p_commentcount