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😆 good questions...

My response in bold black...

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Saba : Can you again show me practically the circus you play with your car 😆

Ahem...Saba ..are these the special acts on black ice?😆

Priya : Please act and show me how you say My Lord!!! I want to see if it is the same as they show in movies 😆

Even I would want to know this...😃

Adi : Tum soney kab jaate ho?

😆...Iska jawab mein kya du...

Appa : Please show me practically how mch you love HR.

😆 I just remembered a game we had played sometime back"continue the story ahead"....😆

Shubham : Can you show me your room. Want to see if you have written the same as your siggy in big fonts on the walls too.

Ha...yeh wala mujhe bhi Jaana hain...and exactly at which spot is Real Madrid and Saptak are ...😃

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

9. What is your fav. dish?

Anything with chicken ..like say bhindi chicken, cauliflower chicken, baigan chicken, methi chicken...me planning to call u over dinner..i have umpteen choices..😉😆😆 ...so when u come to NY ..u r most welcome at my place..for those anything with chicken....😳😆

You too stay at NY 😃 Excellent. Bhindi chicken mat khilana 😆 Baaki sab chalega. Ha gajar bhi dur rakhne muhse 😆😆

Gaajar kyun nahi? Aur bhindi pasand nahi hai kya? Waise.. we can have a big party if you do come to NY...main bhi to wahin rehti hoon. 😃

Originally posted by: ans24us1

Chalo main bhi apna haath lagahi deti hoon 😆

Mere haath lag gaye na tum kisi din... 😆😆😆

Warm-Up Round:

What will happen when you eat good day on a bad day

Indigestion for sure.
Will your mouth close up when you use close up

Sure warna closeup will tricle down on your body. Anu ek baar try karke dekho na.😉
If you are wearing a glass or contact lens, are you seeing using 4 eyes

Ofcourse... and it becomes 6 eyes when someone uses glasses AND contact lenses.😉
Which is the father board

One beside the mother board 😉
Why do software engineers call the errors as bugs and can bugs be fixed?

😆

They are called bugs because they bug you. Its the mosting irritating things I tell you while writing programs. Yes they can be fixed and have to be fixed. Else naukri se haath dhona parega.😛
If you are given a time machine and do one crazy thing either in past or future - What will it be

I will go to past and visit Ravan's bed room to see what the noise he makes while snoring with all his 10 heads 😆
Is a keychain then too called a keychain when there is no key in it 😉

Anu maarunga main tumhe 😆 Abhi tumhe Computer Science ke assignments as Home Work bhejta hu 😆 Yes it will still be called Key Chain looking at it's future state.

1. What is an idea to control the real mouse like the comp mouse 😆
   
   😆
   
   Capture it with the help of mouse trap. Now hold it's tail and tie it to a thin rope. Tie this rope to your PC's table. Now take a broom and start moving it in front of his face. There you now control it.
   
   (Disclaimer : Please the above idea is just a joke and should not be actually tried.)
   

Thats it for now.. Will come up with some other sets 😳

Sure... 😊

Originally posted by: simtara

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

🤣 AGREED!!!!!😃
And they can't get rid of me that easily 😈

Sahi pharmaya. Tum hamare Dilo dimaag par baithey ho. And that too with a with a hammer 😆😆

Originally posted by: adi_0112

*Scratching my head thinking hard* - bus do waqt ka khaana kaafi hain ??...what about the beech beech ka snacks,coffee...and haila ...car & gas...U dont need these?😆

Chalo me adding few more. Do wakt ka khaana with 10-12 cups of coffee, Few plates of chicken fries time to time. Nahi Car and Gas ke bagair bhi chalega. Ha ek Cycle de dena 😆 Woh bhi hai list mein. Baaki sab extra's Bhabhiji ko pata hai 😆😆

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Nahi Bhindi kam pasand hai. Aur aise mein Bhindi with Chicken banane se chicken bigar jayega for sure 😆 Gajar NO WAY!!! Wah to aap bhi NY mein. Thats really good.... Anounce kar dunga jaane se pehle.

Challo theek hai, no bhindi...waise combination thoda ajeeb sunaye deta hai. I'd be interested to try it at least once just for the sake of trying it 😆

No gaajar ... not even gaajar ka halwa? I make it really well 😳

Sure thing... announce karna, hum bhi to mile Super Mod se 😉 😃

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Main yahaan hoon, yahaan hoon, yahaan hoon, yahaan.. 😛

😆😆 Aayo Beta... Kaise ho??? Jao padai karo abhi. IF par time waste mat karo 😆

Set#1:
ROB.

Ravan

1. Ravan stole your Aamna and ran away. What do you do?

Go to Lanka and kidnap Mandodari.

2. Ravan became in his 10 headed loonatic form, cut your head off, and fused it with his...how do you get off?

Don't worry he did it once already. But he uses the desi ghar par banaya hua glue. Not Fevicol type 😆 Ek jhatka maaro to you are free....

3. Ravan told you to rob a bank with him, and he will you back everything he stole. How do you rob a bank with him?

Of all people Ravan par itna bharosa nahi hai mujhe. I will plan it out and rob it alone and go off. Ravan and my partner!!! Bewakuf samjha hai kya mujhe 😆

4. You wanted to buy a car...only dealer in the world was Ravan...he only provided 10 passenger cars. and you need one VERY URGENTLY...but you can't afford it...what do you do?

I have robbed the bank yaar. I will pay from there. 😉 Second option I will offer him a deal. Take out all the seats except for the two front ones. Take out few more extra gadgets. Now reduce the price accordingly.

5. Ravan wanted your head. You guys played a game of hide-n-seek. If you lose, you lose your head. If he loses, he gets your head. Where do you hide?

Behind him. It will take ages for him to turn. And then I can move too. Kya scene hoga soocho sunny. Ravan revolving.... 😛

6. Your shrinked, in age, to a 6 year old, and Ravan was your teacher(s). He tends to fail all all 6 year olds...what do you do?

He was an egoist person. So simple solution here. Buttering... Thats the best way to control such people.😉

7. Ravan is now your "guy whose with you during a driver's test", and you want a license. He was the only one who had the job. how do you think your test will go? With him in the car, and you driving .

For every test he asks me to do I will make sure to ask him to turn and check back side. By the time he turns back will inform him the job was already done.

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Set#1:
ROB.