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yeah another OS😎 but this time combo with my dear mummy, AKA piya AKA lizadavidmm😃 full idea uska hain, maine kuch nahi kiya...so jute chappal tomato sab usko maaro😆
and special thank u to -Carrie- 🤗 thank u girl hum dono ki PM attack se bore nahi huyi, and helped us with marathi translation😳 thank uuu
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its a beautiful morning in ETF ofice. no kaam dham, bas aaram, aur paperwork. but one was missing...riya? where is she?
ahaan...riya is with arjun, in room, doing something...ahem ahem...☺️someone entered the cabin of arjun...and closed his eyes.
sam- saale, office mein ye kya kar raha hain be? kamse kam room ka door to lock kar le🤢.
riya blushed, arjun was pissed
arj- tujhe ane ki kya zaroorat thi be? phone nahi kar sakta tha?😡
sam-tere baap ka phone aya tha...milna chahte hain teri GF se. samjhey ya samjhaoon???
sam left. arjun riya was tensed.
arjun- dad ko kaise pata chala hum dono ke bare mein? zaroor sam ne bataya hoga.
riya- woh sab chodo, main pehnoongi kya? tumhare mom dad se kahoongi kya?😕
arjun- meri fashion queen! ye socho tum Marathi kaise bologi.
riya- kya???😲😲😲
arjun- mere baap ko marathi ladki chahiye thi, ab tum thehri bengali...tumhe to marathi ane se rahi...ab mujhe hi sikhana padega.
riya- to sikhaon na.
arjun- ye kya chemistry lab ka experience hain jo sikhaoo??? language hain...tum nahi sikh paogi🥱
riya- apse to umeed hi bekar hain...main khud sikh loongi.😡
and with that she left his cabin in anger
arjun- oh...suno...sunti ho...meri jhansi ki rani...arre dhett teri ki 😆...
riya went to sit with trio. shree looked at her
shr- kya hua?
riya- mujhe 3 hour mein marathi sikhni hain...kaise sikhoo?
shr- when google is here, why fear?😉
shree show her google translator, and riya was happy. she made some notes in her diary and went to house practicing it.
1st line
aunty mujhe apki help karne dijiye
Aunty, mala madad karoo dya.
she is starting to memorise it
"aunty...aunty what?" she looked at the diary, "oh...aunty ...mala...mala kaun hai?
arre hogi koi...aunty...mala...madad...karoo...karoo ke baad kya???
oh..aunty...mala madad...karoo diya...haan ho gaya sabbas!"👏
🤣
this alone line took 10 minutes to memorise, and still more to go...disaster ahead😲🥱
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riya arjun entered arjun's house. arjun's father was hitler type. he looked at riya, then started his marathi with arjun. riya was not understanding at all, but looking at them like what the hell they were talking?
arjun's father asked her something, Tuzha naav kay aahe? (naam kya hain tumhara?)
she was like huh?
arjun's father-Tulaa Marathi yet naahi? (marathi nahi ati tumhe?) ye kaisi mulgi laya hai tu arjun
she didnt understand what he was saying, so nodded in yes. his father was satisfied. now starts question attacks
riya thinking : kaisa baap hai ye arjun ka? hone vali bahu ko murgi (hen) bol ra hai, arjun tumhare dad ne mujhe murgi bola...huh...😭😭
arjun laughed 😆...Miss statics , unhone murgi nahi mulgi bola..sys?
riya: uff!! mulgi bola to kya vo tutalate hai...arjun irritating on ds ...riya mulgi means ladki...
riya: upps sorry! i cant understand in marathi na...ye to tum samjhte ho na😳
Tuzha naav kay aahe? (naam kya hain tumhara?) riya
Kutha raahte tu? (rehti kahan ho?) bandra
(kaam kya karti ho?) Kay kaam karte tu? research specialist
(ghar mein kaun kaun hain?) Ghari kon kon aahe? main, maa, baba
arjun was about to interrupt, when come the doggie of the house. riya bend down and touch doggy smiling.
arjun to her- baba ko janwar...
arjun's father- marathi kyu nahi bolta re tu????😡 (he likes very much only marathi)aur unhe nahi pata ki riya ko marathi nahi aati varna vo riya ko accept nahi karege.
arjun- Majhya Babancha janawaraan war khoop prem aahe.. (baba ko janwar se bohot pyar hain)
riya smiled and said - Mala sarva prakarache bhojan aawadtay. (i love all kinds of foods)
arjun- riya ko doggy ka khana pasand hain??? bataya nahi kabhi...😕
arjun's father- ye ladki kutta bhi khati hain????😆
now all were in dining table. arjun's mother was serving food, she decided to help
riya- Aunty, mala madad karoo dya. (main apki help kar deti hoon)
arjun's father asked, Gharaatle lokaanchi seva karaayla tayaar aahe ka? (ghar ke bade bujurg ki seva kar paogi?)
riya didnt understand (ab tak to sirf ratta maar ke yaad tha, ab bhul gayi...khana andar ratta bahar) suddenly she remembered something.😉
riya- Mee sagda kaapoon telaat takte (main sb kuch kaat ke tel (oil) mein daal doongi, she thought he asked about food etc)
all 3 were like what the hell??? riya was scared, oh shit!
suddenly all of three started to laugh. arjun's father was rolling on table, and riya blushed hard.
😛😳
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next day ETF...witnessed a rather maa durga kali chandi trio combo in riya, who was running behind shree with a hockey stick in hand.
some 10 minute ago.
riya entered office, and went straight to shree, who was working in lappy.
riya- shree mujhe teri lappy de
shree- kyu kaam hain?
riya - (sarcastic) haan de na😃
shree handed his jaan, love of life lappy to her, and BOOM ! she throw it on floor
shree-- what the???? fek kyu diya?😲😲😲
riya- ab reh tu apne lappy ke bina...jaise mujhe ab rehna hoga arjun ke bina.😡
shree- matlab?
riya- GADHA !!! GORU !!! SHOITAN !!!
and with that, she ran behind shree. na jane kahan se ek hockey stick mil gayi, aur ab shree ki khair nahi😕🥱
shree- ami ki korlam??? (maine kya kiya?)
riya- ki korlam??? google translate??? ki buddhi diyechen uni amake wah! nije babar jonme konodin use korechis? (kya kiya? kya idea diya hain tune...apne baap ke janam mein kabhi use kiya hain?)😡😡😡
shree- baap pe mat ja
riya- chup kar duffer! kono kotha bolbi na tui (chup kar. dont u dare talk)😡
shree- google translate kokhono bhul hy na (google translator is never wrong)
riya- aaj tor ar tor google translate er hobe...dara (aaj tera aur translator ka hoga...wait!)😡
and since then she was running behind shree. its nearly 1 hour, all are bored. aaj to bhagwan shree arjun bhi nahi bacha sakte usse.
Shree ko bachane ke liye arjun ..riya ko calm karne ki try karte hai
Arj : riya!! yaha m wait kar raha hu tumhare liye ar tum uske piche padi ho arre mujhme kya kami hai? 😳
riya: nahi , socha tha kuch aur ho gaya kuch aur, 🤢
arj: neki karo aur tel me daalo...datt!! he laughed, sochta hoon aaj bahon me pakad ke daal hi doon, 😳
ri; kya?😕
arj: balon me phool gulab ka...😉
then chotu ki entry n he says
uff...dalte hi gir jata hai, ?patta patta gulab ka...😆😆
aisha: wah! wah! btw ETF chodkar sayari pe utar aaye kya chotu?? well aaj meri sayari suno...
Chali thi aaj main kisi ke rom-rom ko piglane
lekin daal diya unhi ko maine tel me pakane...
🤣
riya glared at her 😡😡
unfortunately, Bengali bala maharastrian ban nahi saki...chalo koi nahi, arjun apne baap ko pata hi lega😉
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