What my spoiler aunty told...!

Just now my spoiler aunty told me I'll cross six moths in six days. Does that mean Sanchi molested Jagya through phone, daily for six months*24 hours? Oh no. My poor Jaggu... Anyhow I decided to tap his call and this is what I heard.


Sa- Jagdish, I want to talk to you.

Ja- go on Sa.

Sa- do you miss me Jagdish?

Ja- of course Saanchi.

Sa- sachi, true?

Ja- Muchi. I miss you so much that I wish I always miss you till I die.

Sa- you naughty boy. Kuch bhi bol deta hai...

Ja- no. I'm not naughty Saanchi.

Sa- but I'm.

NO REPLY.

Sa- Jagdish, are you there?

AGAIN NO REPLY.

Jagdish... Jags, where have you gone, leaving me alone?

Ja- I was just taking a breath.

Sa- oh my love, that means I'm your breath. How incredible.

Ja- yeah. But the last one.

Sa- oh Jagdish, I love you. I love you.

NO REPLY AGAIN.

Sa- Jagdish...

Ja- yeah. Tell me. I was taking another breath.

Sa- how lovely that you breath thinking about me.

Ja- hope this is my last one.

Sa- no Jagdish. Don't say that. Don't hurt me. I want you to join your breath in mine.

Ja- why not? Tomorrow itself I'll courier you a litre of my breath. You can do it aaram se at home!

Sa- Oh My God, Jagdish.. I love this. Then can you send a cylinder itself for your Saanchi?

Ja- you wanna try scuba with that?

Sa- yes Jagdish. My dil dooba, with your scuba. Oh. I'm really loving this. You're such a sweet heart.

NO REPLY.

Sa- Jagdish, Jagdish.

PHIR SE SILENCE.

Sa- I know you're again talking breath.

Ja- no. I was drinking some water.

Sa- oh. How awesome is that.

Ja- drinking water?

Sa- yeah. That too thinking of me. I'm in heaven.

Ja- come down then. Big boss season 7 is going on there.

Sa- so what? I want to see Salman.

Ja- yeah. I remember him saying something related to hell..aaw or waaw or something like that.

Sa- do you remember Jagdish, I've gifted you the stone with which I broke Shiv bhaiyyas head, when I was only a bholi-bhali little girl.

Ja- yeah. I know. Do you wanna try at me once?

Sa- no Jagdish. I wanted to tell that you just keep it always in your pocket, near to your heart, so that whenever you miss me, you can touch it and feel my hands in yours.

SUDDENLY IRA CALLS SANCHI.

Sa- uff! Yeh maa bhi na. Kabaab mein haddi bankar abhi aana tha inhe.

Sa- Jagdish. We'll talk later. Mom is calling me.

Ja- of course Sanchi.

Sa- don't forget my stone Jagdish. If you miss me na. Its very precious for me. My only stone..

Ja- I know. I know.

Sa- and your cylinder, I need it Jagdish. Please give me. Please.

Ja- yeah.

Sa- okay Jagdish. Rakhti hoon. I miss you. Don't dare forget what I told. Bye. Take care.

Ja- no. I'll never forget (cutting the call) I'm not Jagdish, I'm Ghajanish and yes, I do remember the cylinder.



... I don't know how Sumi aunty will respond to this news. Poor lady. Her only one son...