Bihari Babu Jokes

u kahe na bhai....ek baar suru ho gaye hum...ab ruk nahi sakat hai....to bhai ee lo.....teengo chargo aur joke sunate hai.....

1) A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai....😆😆

2) A Bihari babua goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets: "Do tho ticket dena" , the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari babua says: "koi baat nahin do house full de do".

3) A Bihari babu went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like
Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).

4) A Bihari babua went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen
hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain" 😆.

5) This incident really happened in college. Two Biharis talking
to each other, " Aaj Mother teresa a rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn't know who
is Mother Teresa and replied back, " nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain.

6) There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

maphi chahte hai bhai😆😆...agar kisi ko bura laga ho to