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vidya dasan

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Posted: 12 years ago

boring weekends without samud
lets hav some jokes of tintu mon
any malayalees here?
they know who is tintumon rt?
and for others

Tintumon is the Little Johnny equivalent of Malayalees. This character was created and spread like a viral phenomenon through text messages in mobile phones. Later, the popularity increased to such an extend that leading book makers also published books on Tintumon jokes.

Tintumon takes life as it comes. He is quick-witted, mostly inventive, and normally can't stop himself from commenting on everyday issues. Although he was initially depicted as a five year old boy, later messages portrayed him as a grown up. There are stories portraying him as engineering student, police officer, doctor, lawyer, politician, movie star, priest, saint, burglar, prostitute and even a rapist. Tintumon is now regarded as the specimen of malayali life. His social status and age differs across stories. Tintumon is a pan-keralite. The humour in his character largely comes from his original and often rational comments to on life, his total disregard for others, his liberal attitude, all with a pinch of sarcasm.

Some compare Tintumon jokes to Sardarji jokes. However, while the Sardarji jokes usually portray a Sardar's comics, the Tintumon jokes are examples of Tintumon's intelligence and down to earth attitude.

Characters in Tintumon Universe

There are some repeating characters in Tintumon Jokes. They include

Achan/Appan - Father
Amma - Mother
Appuppan - Grandfather
Dundumol - Girl friend
Tintumol - Girl friend
Pinkymol - Girl friend
Dundumon - Cousin
Jintappan - Friend
Sanjumon - Brother
Shashi - Archenemy
Kala - Sister
Deepu - Best friend

let us start

Tintumon's First Interview
Interviewer: "Tell me opposite words.. COOL"
Tintumon: "Hot"
Interviewer: Girl
Tintumon: "Boy"
Int: " India "
Tintu: " Pakistan "
Int: "Good Keep it up"
Tintumon: "Bad Put it down"
Int: "Stop It"
Tintumon: "Start that"
Int: "Idiot Get Out"
Tintumon: "Clever Come in"
Int: "Oh my God"
Tintumon: "Oh your devil"
Int: "I rejected You"
Tintumon: "You appointed Me"

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Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow '..
Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???
Tintumon : It is '. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!

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Teacher : What is the formula of water ?
Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNiHCl(COOH)2O

Teacher : What is this ?
Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!

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Tintumon is following Pinkymol ''.
Pinkymol : Don't follow me . My Mother is coming behind you .
Tintumon : Don't worry . My Father is following her !!!!!!!

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Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!

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Teacher : What is "Al2 O3? ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is 'Fe2 O3??
Tintumon : "Filomina"(she is malayalam actress}

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Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

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teacher: when was rome built?

tintumon: at night sir

teacher: wht?who told u that?

tintu mon: u did sir.you once dais that rome was not built in a day

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