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stacyellowz btw whats ur name i'm Yaariyan

One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.

Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?

Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we're out in the desert.

Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?

Father Camel: They're to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.

Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?

Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.

Dad: "I Want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son: "No."

Dad: "But the girl is bill Gates' daughter."

Son: "Ok, I am ready to marry."

Dad Goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: "I want your daughter to marry my son."

Bill Gates: "No"

Dad: "My son is the CEO of The World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Then Ok"

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.

Dad: "Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank."

President: "No!"

Dad: "He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates."

President: "Then Ok!"

This is called Pure Business.

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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

Dad: "I Want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son: "No."

Dad: "But the girl is bill Gates' daughter."

Son: "Ok, I am ready to marry."

Dad Goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: "I want your daughter to marry my son."

Bill Gates: "No"

Dad: "My son is the CEO of The World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Then Ok"

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.

Dad: "Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank."

President: "No!"

Dad: "He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates."

President: "Then Ok!"

This is called Pure Business.

🤣

🤣 i heard this one already but it's a classic. that guy was a genius! 😆

A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center.

"Excuse me sir," the gentleman says to the salesman. "How much is this ring?"

"Ah, that's a beautiful piece," the salesman replies. "It goes for $10,000."

"My God!" the man exclaimed. "That's a lot of money!"

"Yes, but a diamond is forever."

"Perhaps," the gentleman replied, "but my marriage won't last that long!"

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

stacyellowz btw whats ur name i'm Yaariyan

hey yaariyan! i'm stacy. nice to meet u 🤗

so can i call u yaari for short? 😃

An executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.

When the executive returned from the big event, he was furious.

"Why did you write me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

The employee was baffled.

"I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center.

"Excuse me sir," the gentleman says to the salesman. "How much is this ring?"

"Ah, that's a beautiful piece," the salesman replies. "It goes for $10,000."

"My God!" the man exclaimed. "That's a lot of money!"

"Yes, but a diamond is forever."

"Perhaps," the gentleman replied, "but my marriage won't last that long!"

wow! 😆 then y is he even getting married 😆