PART 12
Maan smiled seeing her glaring at him while he eyed her lips making her uneasy cursing him softly "Babaji I swear ek din main ish Thuranna ki bandh baja dungi. Sharam nahi aati na aapko.. har baar.. har baar aise unique piece sirf mere naseeb mein. Why Babaji why? How m to live with him.." Maan though driving his eyes were on his Banda who was lost in her Babaji. It was strange for him to hear from her tat she talked to her Babaji. When he heard tat from her he was shocked and laughed at her face but his laughter was backfired when she hit him and tat to at the wrong place when he had just been out from the washroom. Maan smiled seeing her again talking to her Babaji and he signaled Pooja who was busy drooling at her husband Dev who seated next to him. Maan who had another idea to irk his Banda interrupted her drooling session.
Bhabi.. if m not wrong than can you enlighten me on the unique talking behavior of Banda Pooja for once looked at Maan and next his eyes pointed at Geet who was still busy with her Babaji " Dekhiye hum yaha baat kar rahe hain and she is so lost in her talks. Kahi aap sab ne mujhe kisi pagal ke saath tho nahi bandha na." Pooja nudged Geet bringing her out from her Babaji world but without any thoughts fired Pooja for disturbing her " Kya Di.. aapko koi problem hain kya.. why do you always break my concentration on Babaji. Janthi nahi kya kitna important baat kar rahi thi."
Meri complaint kar rahi thi Bhabi' as theses days its her most important work. Maan said bringing Geet to reality with a smirk but where was Banda to sit quite "kyu aapke alwa aur koi kaam nahi hain kya mujhe. Filhaal tho nahi hain Maan cut her words and concentrated on driving.
Di.. aap keh dijiye ish Thuranna . Geet pulled Pooja by her hand while Pooja glared at Geet for her immature behavior but Geet was more adamant to tell him wat did he do " Di aap janthi hain.. this Thuranna na.. he kissed me not once but thrice" the moment she said Maan's foot pressed the Break halting the car with a screeching sound while Dev and Pooja just looked at Geet who was all hell to start her ramayan all over again " Par main bhi chup nahi baithi.. I hit him and tat to aapko pata hain kaha. Waha unke neeche beech mein." Geeettt.
Maan shut her mouth with his palm while she looked at him in anger. She tried biting Maan who was all over the seat now trying to shut her mouth but Geet was hell angry wanting to complain. She bit Maan and he left her mouth " aur aap jaanthi hain.. Than he again.." Tats wasit Maan pulled Geet from her shoulders making her lean on the seat while his palm once again shut her but it was not with Dev-Pooja who burst out laughing hearing and looking at them while Geet just gaped.
"Maan.. I mean did she really.. Dev's words made Maan to embrace while Geet now understood wat a blunder she did. She looked at Maan and than at Dev who was still laughing while Pooja sat with her head down. " Nahi Bhai.. yeh tho sirf aise hi.." Maan tried to reason but Geet how could she sit down when he refused her great hard work " Nahi jijaji.. main sach keh rai hoon.. main kar diya tha." Maan closed his eyes hearing her words while she gulped hard after saying it.
Kya kar diya tha Geet Dev pulled her leg asking a question tat had double meaning. Geet blinked her eyes feeling ashamed for her talks. Yani ki tum dono ki suhaagraat tho dhamakedaar thi kya. Ya sirf kick karthe rahe.. par kick kyu.. kick se tho problem hoti hain.. Geet kya Maan ne mana kiya tha.. tat you kicked him Dev further asked making them more embrace while Geet pulled herself back and sat down.
Haan dhamkedaar thi bhai.. Banda why don't you tell bhai wat actually happened.. I mean sab kuch jo humne kiya. Maan glared at Geet saying and his look was enough for her to gulp down in fear knowing tat she would not escape from him now. She shook her head murmuring a sorry but Maan just ignored her starting the car again. Chutki.. tu sach mein pagala gayi hain kya. Don't you understand for once tat now you think before you open you big mouth aur yeh kya keh rahi thi.. Maan ko kaha maara..aur kyu Pooja questioned Geet who looked at her with a puppy face but Pooja was not the one to melt Haan jawab do.. aise kaise maar diya tumne. Pagal hain kya.. kahi kuch hota thoKya hota kuch din dard hi tho hota na.. geet answered Pooja who was just shocked at her answer Dard.. geet do you even realize ki tumne kaha maara Maan ko.. sharam nahi aati kya ladki hoke aisi harkathe karti hain Pooja said sternly while Geet got angry saying Kyu.. jab woh mujhe mere lips pe kiss kar saktha hain woh bhi ek baar nahi teen baar.. tho main kyu peeche rahu..
Pooja was now irritated at her sister's talk and she knew tat talking to her was useless. Being the GH was not of any use. She would never change her childish behavior. She looked at Maan who was giving her a sorry look for all this but she assured him tat it was not new for her and here geet kept saying trying to scare Maan Phir se kar dungi.. agar mujhe kiss kiya na tho pir se kar dungi' and before she could utter anything more Pooja shut her mouth giving her glares.
Dadima gave her 100 million dollar smile seeing her grandsons and granddaughter'in-laws standing at the entrance while Annie doing the aarti. Once done she asked them to enter but were stopped by Dadima's words Itni bhi kya jaldi hain Annie.. abhi tho aaye hain.. aur andar aane ke liye toll tax dena jaruri hain Madam. Annie for a moment was shocked and said Dadi aap sach mein toll tax mang rahi hain kya. Itni amir honke.. Savitri Devi Singh Khuranna.. log kya kahenge.
Kuch nahi yahi kahenge ki Savitri ne apni pote ke biwiyo ko bhi nahi choda Dadima said signaling Annie who smirked knowing tat this would be fun. Dadima jo mangna hain maang le.. as I know tat you wont stop here.. by the way why should you ask as I know wat you want aur waise bhi aapka Movie premiere maine already plan kar diya hain.. so tomorrow you are going to watch Sexy Hot Jawani .. ab chale mujhe andar jana hain.. Maan said getting a bit irritating as he knew his dadima would only ask this and he had already planned it well before his wedding even not knowing tat he would get married. It was his duty to arrange the best premiere of the latest movies for his Dadima and since she had not seen this so called sexy whatever it was he had asked his assistant to plan everything and now he used this as his escape but poor boy where did he knew tat he would stand there at the doorstep more than wat he thought.
Haila.. aapne kar diya.. Tats too good son.. but kya hain na.. Sexy Hot Jawani .. mein kuch khas nahi.. but I wont mind watching it.. par abhi ke liye I think this wont be enough. Dadima said while Geet and Pooja were just staring at their Dadi saas who seem to be more cool than wat they thought and then Geet who was well excited to have a partner like her said Dadima aap sach mein woh Sexy Hot Jawani .. dekhegi. Dadima looked at Geet with wide open eyes kyu acha nahi hain kya movie. Geet nodded saying Aisa nahi hain.. but woh tho.. I mean woh tho waise movie hain na . Kaisi hain geet Dadima asked Dadima aap sach mein I mean aapki umar.. I mean itni hot movie.. sach mein dekhungi kya.
Pooja was shocked hearing their words she tried to stop Geet as even though if pooja was less interested in knowing about films she knew about this particular movie as Geet was asking her for watching it and she slowly called out to geet but Miss Banda was well interested in the talks Dadima sach mein kya.. boliye na Haan.. kyu you don't you watch kya. Dadima questioned her while she made sad face saying Kaha dadima.. yeh hain na meri Di.. she will never let me watch such movies.. kehti hain ki its not good to watch.. Geet passed a sad look at Pooja and Dadima who laughed looking at her puppy face saying Kyu.. aisa kya hain tat its not good for watching.. yeh tho aaj kal ke generation ka funda hain na.. Nahi Dadima.. aap samjh nahi gaye.. I mean woh bhi tho..adult hain na..Tat was it Dadima burst even louder while Maan and Dev sat down on the floor knowing tat this would hardly end and their would get a chance to move inside bacha.. aisa kuch nahi hota' yeh bollywood movie hain not Hollywood.. so chill mar and your sweet darling husband has already arranged it.. and rahi Pooja ki baat ab tho ishe main yeh movie dekha ke chodungi.. Dekhte hain kaise nahi dekhthi.
Dev who was by now listening to this talk got up with a jerk and screamed on top of his voice warning his Dadima Dadima.. aap bighad juki hain par meri biwi ko baksh dena.. Woh jaisi hain its good.. agar yeh bhi aapki tarah movie dekhne lagegi tho ho gaya mera kalyan. Dev said all this in one go while Maan warned from behind Sambhal lena Bhai..Yeh dadima hain.. so better keep an eye on bhabi.. kahi aap raat bar inke bed pe na dhoonthe rahe aur yeh Dadima ke saath movie dekhthi rahe. Dev gave him a look but Maan had a better opportunity now to take his revenge Bhai.. main keh raha hoon agar dadima ke saath rahegi tho bhool jana ki aapki koi biwi bhi hain.. pata chala ki Dev bhai sukh (dry) gaye hain Maan said smirking while dadima passed a glare at him aare Dev beta.. dot worry hum tho tumari biwi ko grand modern bana denge.. suna nahi Geet ne kya kaha abhi.. she does not watch all this type of movies and I don't want my great grandchildren to be like lallu's.. so samjha karo.. m helping you dadima winked while Dev looked at Pooja who was sharam se all pani pani and embraced. She had only one thought going in her mind tat how crazy this family was and Geet she was all enjoying it encouraging dadima Haan dadima main bhi Di se yahi kehti hoon ki soch agar inke bache inke jaise ho gaye tho.. I mean can you think tat naye jamane mein aise bache..
Don't worry beta.. ab yeh KM mein hain and I will make sure tat she watches all such movies dadima said patting Pooja's cheeks who had her eyes down while Dev he knew tat once his Dadima decides anything he would never be able to stop but poor he , how could he think his Pooja in such way when he loved her simplicity and finally thought tat he would get his way out. In all this Maan who had been sitting down on the floor tried to escape but he could not escape from his Dadima who had been keeping an eye on him as she knew how smart her grandson was and before he could even crawl inside she pulled him by his ear Kyu bachu.. socha hoga ki mere nazar nahi hain na.. He looked at her standing up on his legs Haan socha tha par jaane ke bhi bhool gaya ki aap ki nazar bahut tedi aur sharp hain. so why did you even try to escape she questioned him and he replied bas kariye Dadima.. jaane dijiye.. aapka toll tax tho de juka hoon main aur free main aapke liye do partner bhi mil gaye.. ab tho jaane dijiye.. Maan hum Savitri Devi hain and you will not enter my house unless and until you pay for it. Shaadi hui hain samjhe.. dadima warned him in her strict tone when Dev replied Aap Dadima hain aur yeh haq Behan ka hota hain.. Dadima smiled looking at Dev and said aare buddhu yeh aapki behan hain' aap hi ki tarah brainless.. Annie fumed in anger dadima aap meri insult kar rahi hain.
Haan kar rahi hoon.. tho kya.. maine tumse kaha tha na.. apna plan and idea's ready rakhna par nahi.. tum tho aane ke baad chipak gayi apne ish boyfriend se.. Pata nahi yeh Arjun ne tum jaise chipku ladki ko pasand kaise kiya hain Dadima said while Maan and Dev laughed seeing Annie's nose turning red and added ghee to her anger Nahi Dadima sirf chipku nahi chipku chameli' yaad hain Arjun ne naam rakh tha Maan said receiving Annie's fuming words Meri chod dijiye Bro..aap apni sehat aur dhimang ka dyan rakhe.. pata chale ki kahi bandh na baja de koi. Annie smirked at Maan who was looking at her in anger Meri band bajane wala abhi tak paida nahi hua hain aur nahi hoga samjhi bachi. Itna bhav mat kariye.. ek din aisa bandh bajage ki aap sochthe rahege ki Annie ne theek kaha tha.. Annie said eying Geet who gave her glare shutting her down but Maan was fast to see the small talk between their eyes Annie.. Main Maan Singh Khuranna hoon aur mera naam hi kafi hain sab ke hosh udane ke liye.. so m warning don't even try to mess with me.
Dadima stopped them and said Ab na bas hua yeh sab.. chalo ab meri toll tax ki baari hain. Pooja smiled thinking tat at least now she would go inside. She was keen to see KM as she had heard from Dev how elegant it was and she badly wanted to see it when her thoughts were broken by Dadima's voice maine socha hain ki.. Dadima was cut by Dev aap sochti bhi hain kya.. in return to receive only a glare Kyu shaq hain kya aapko.. waise hona tho chahiye as you to don't think na..Annie laughed hearing it while Pooja muffled her laughter seeing Dev giving her looks when Geet suddenly stiffened straightening her posture alerting everyone Geet Bhabhi kya hua.. aap itni stiff kyu ho gayi Annie asked getting concerned while Geet struggled to answer feeling his fingers softly grazing at her bare waist. She had worn a saree and it had been tantalizing Maan since they had left. He had an urge to touch her waist and knowing tat this Dadima's Drama would long last he finally moved a bit closer and slowly placed his hand inside her Saree knowing tat she would not do anything. he smirked seeing her looking at him and than at Annie who was waiting to answer. He knew tat she had learnt a bit from the car incident and this was his forte tat he would feel her without her struggle when he heard Annie asking her same and he too got on to her side making an innocent face Haan jawab do banda.. kya hua' why do you look so stiff.. kisne ne khata kya. Geet tried to say something but soon felt his fingers in her belly button. Maan thanked god tat she was not wearing a see through saree and he could play his game with her.
Geet tried to jerk his hands as it was creating a summersault in her tummy making her feel some unknown feeling in her core. She looked at Maan for mercy but he only whispered into her ear Ab yeh bhi bol do apni Di se.. He smirked knowing tat his fingers were creating a havoc in her as he had seen her clutching her saree tight in her fists while she only pleaded but Maan moved his finger inside. Kya hua bete.. are you fine..Dadima asked getting concerned while Maan said Nahi Dadima she just wants to escape from here.. Gaon ki chori hain na and they very well know wat the in-laws ask for their entry into the house.. so bechari meri Banda darr gayi.
Maan said smirking while Geet only pleaded to him to stop and unable to handle the torture she elbowed him into his stomach tat once made Maan to grin more. He slowly withdrew his hand while Geet relaxed but next second her eyes wide open feeling his fingers lingering inside her blouse moving around her hook. She gulped hard feeling him holding the hook while Maan only whispered A move more than I swear sabke samne kiss karunga Darling.. she tried to turn but he warned her and said waise bhi meri puri family besharam hain so no need to worry aur samhjo ki yeh car incident ka badla hain.. bhaut chilla rahi thi na ki Di.. maine Maan ko uske p**** pe kick kiya.. aur kya kaha tha.. ki kuch nahi hoga sirf thoda dard..ab dekhte hain wat you say now.. I mean you speak and my hands will travel more..
Geet looked at everyone who was waiting for her answer while Maan only enjoyed her. He himself wondered how would he fall for his Bands so much and just wanted a mere excuse to touch her. he knew once inside the room he wont get a chance to even kiss her and knowing how wild tigress she is he took the small opportunity to feel his love though it was against her but his heart swelled with happiness tat she was getting affected with his touches tat was the first sign of love when his thoughts broke hearing her soft voice and was shocked to know even this side of her Kuch nahi Annie.. main thodi thaq gayi hoon.. long journey na when Suddenly Dadima smiled saying thaq gayi yaa.. bahana hain jaaneman.. apne miya ke saath hmm hmmm karna hain.par abhi time nahi hain.. I need my toll tax and you know wat it is..Everyone who had been waiting for this moment sharpened their eyes and gasped hearing her toll tax demand I want Maan to kiss his beautiful Banda while Dev to kiss his angelic wife in front of us.
Her words reached their ears as if they were hearing a horror story while Pooja looked at dadima with unknown feelings. She could not even think tat her Dadi saas would be so open and here she goes asking her grandsons to kiss their wife in front of them when Dev who knew how Pooja was said Dadima aap mazak kar rahi hain na.. while Maan he grinned feeling happy tat his wish to kiss his Banda would be fulfilled and tat to by his own Madhubala dadima when Dev again asked the same and Dadima replied Hum pagal nahi hain ki aisa mazak kare.. yeh tho rasam hain. Khuranna bahu tabhi andar aa sakthi hain jab humare ghar ke beta unhe kiss karke apni baahaon mein uthake andar le aaye.
I never heard such ritual dadima Annie asked her while Dadima replied Tu ish ghar ki beti hain beta nahi and if you have a doubt than there's your father Yash.. ask him about it.. tat did not he kiss his wife before getting her inside the Mansion.. woh kyu.. tumare dadaji ne tho hume ek baar nahi kahi baar kiss kiya.. phir ander uthake laaye.. so I want my grandson to keep up the ritual and get their beautiful wives insides after all Khuranna's hain . Dadima said all in one go and looked at her grandsons one smiling while the other bit tensed Dev maine tumhe kisika murder karne nahi kaha tat u are so much tensed. Its just a kiss and nothing else.
Dev shook his head hearing his Dadima but when he realized his eyes widen hearing her back so come on kiss Pooja and get her inside warna yahi rukh puri zindagi. Dadima patted herself mentally as there was no such ritual in their family it was just tat she was pulling their legs and have some fun when Dev suddenly said. Please Dadima samjhne ki koshish kar. Maan glared at him saying Bhai aap Khuranna ho aur darr rahe hain be a man and kiss Bhabi. Dev for a second kept quite but then he grinned looking at Maan and than smirked saying Tumhe badi jaldi hain. shayad kal ki kick kaafi nahi thi tat you want it again. Maan kept looking at him while Dev smiled patting his back saying Chalo beta apna khawab pura karo shayad aaj hume bhi naseeb ho dekhne ke liye ki Geet teri bandh kaise bajati hain. Maan kept looking Dev but his hand were doing his work on his Banda who stood all quite like a rat but next second her head tilted her lips were taken in by his kissing her in front of everyone while Dadima shied but cheered knowing tat this is a real Khuranna. Geet just kept looking at Maan who was lost but next second he was racked by her knee but this time he was saved as he was well prepared for her kick. He held her leg and swiftly jerked her off the floor and carried her inside the Mansion while Dev kept looking at them when dadima said yeh hain asli Khuranna.. dekh kaise legaya apni biwi ko ab chalo tum bhi karo warna reh jao yaha.
Dev looked at Pooja who was still lost looking at Geet and Maan and taking the best chance he kissed her slightly on her lips and pulled her in his arms carrying her inside while dadima said faking anger Sharam nahi aati na Dev cheating karne while Dev said smiling and murmuring a sorry to Pooja aap ne nahi kaha ki kiss kaise aur kaha karna hain but still I pecked her lips Dadima and now m all inside. So now get inside and finish off the rest of your rituals.
Precap: Honeymoon chahiye kya' par sochna padega ki Banda jayengi ab.. who bhi 4 kisses ke baad.
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Guys this story is meant to be light hearted and the love will be in this way as its IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE.. so you will find romance with humor as its still one sided and Geet is yet to realize and it wont be soon. Woh tho Thuranna ki bandh bajane ke baad hi hoga. So don't expect serious romance here and this was started as many were saying tat I write only heart wrenching stories so for a change I have written this and its very difficult for me to write such stories but m very happy tat u all are liking.
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