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Omg... It was hilarious, I loved it and I had such a good time reading this, please continue soon.
A/N: This chapter is little short of insane. Revising for A2s is slowly driving me insane and so I decided to write this as a little break. I find puns hilarious so was literally laughing out loud to myself while writing this. I don't know if you guys will appreciate it so much, but I hope so.
Once again, I'd like to thank you all for being so consistently wonderful readers, you all really make it a pleasure, as a writer, to write for you.
WARNING! Not for those who don't appreciate the true hilarity of puns.
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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Please Forgive Me
After all, Sabki Ladli Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada, right?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: You Know What, I Can't Even Be Bothered To Stay Angry?
Kyunki Goat Bhi Kabhi Kid Thi.
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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: I Didn't Know You Watched Indian Dramas
Surprise Mill Gaye.
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: Anjali, Nani, Mami, Mama, Aakash, Payal And About Fifty Prakashes...
Everybody watches them.
Kis Desh Mein Hai Everybody's Dimaag?
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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Can I Request Something From You?
Hope Se Bhare My Nainas...
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: What Is It?
Yeh Anticipation-For-More-Bakhwaas Kya Kehlata Hai?
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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: First You Have To Promise You'll Agree...
Kasamh Se?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: But You Haven't Told Me What I'm Agreeing To
Bade Suspicious Laggte Hai...
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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Are You Saying You Don't Trust Me?
Don't we share the most Pavitra of Rishtas?
But it's fine if you won't do this small thing for me. After all Khushi Hui Sabsi Paraayi.
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From: Raizada, Dhruv
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Bhabhi
She just came in here crying... I don't suppose you had something to do with this?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: Stop Being So Ridiculous
You're not a freaking Ballika Vadhu.
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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: But...
You Banooed Me Teri Dulhan, didn't you?
Won't you do me this tiny little favour? Just don't come back to Dhruvji's house until 9PM. You can stay out late just for this tiny amount of time right? Please?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: FINE
As long as I don't get back to Dhruv's house and see you've created Kayamath.
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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Thankyou Swamiji
Truly Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Pati Hai. I promise when you get home there will be no Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kii and I will Chupaa all my clumsiness and mischief Badal Mein.
You really are my Raja back from Bharat. Where was it you went again, Harvard? Tere Liye anything is possible. I always hope and pray that our love Ruk Jaana Nahin, after all, my Maan Ke Awaaz is always "Laad Governorji". You are the Baati to my Diya and tonight after we, as Baa and Bahu, make a Baby we can sit around in a warm blanket because, for me, Garam Apna Apna, even if you are so hot-headed you don't really need a blanket, and together we can discuss Chhote Ustaad Ko Kya Naam Doon.
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: (no subject)
ENOUGH!
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Maiyya, Devi
Subject: Baby? Chhote Ustaad?
Devi Maiyya Raksha Karna.
Because seriously?
I think we can both agree that there has been more than enough Kasautii in my freaking Zindagi.
Okay?
Yeah.
Glad we understand each other.
Sincerely,
Arnav Singh Raizada
Part Seven: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/56401018
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