Mahek's Return-Footage that won't be shown!

Mahek's re-enters BB House!

Kid-Sid:Yuhooo!Yesss! Yesss! I really love you Big Boss. Good decision. Thank you, thank you, thank you Big Boss. I am sooo happy. Accha kiya na Amar, Big Boss ne?👏

AMAR (sad smile, non committal): Jo hota hai, accha hi hota hai.

KID-SID: Good na Mahek waapas aa gayi Amar?

AMAR (gives nothing away): Hmmm

KID-SID (drooling like excited puppy): Oh yess-----.maza aa gaya Amar. Ek baat toh maanega, abhi Sky-Juhi gang ki watt lagne waali hai. ----------Abhi balance ho gaya ye game, naheen?👏

AMAR (Suspicious looks): Hmm, ye toh hai

KID SID (looking for firmer commitment): Yeh toh hai matlab?😲

AMAR (Looks left, then right. Then left again and): Wohi jo tu bola!

KID-SID: Matlab tu manta hai naa ki ab Sky-Juhi ki watt lagegi aur group balance ho jaayenge--------😉

AMAR (Gets up as if stung by a scorpion): Chal baat karte hain phir-----.(escapes)

ON MAHEK'S ENTRY:

Juhi discards her badboodaar razaayee, gets up in her ketch-up-Haldi stained nighty, protrudes her lips out cheaply, and rushes towards Mahek!

JUHI: Aaauuu! Meli paali paali Mahek----.so nice to see you Chhona-Mona!👏

MAHEK (Kutti Smile in place): Thank you Juhi ji. Good to see you again---------😉

JUHI (Constipated expressions, tears flowing out): Sob-Sob Mahek, itna kharaab lag rah thha na tere jaane ke baad sachhi-------..😭

MAHEK: Hum jaante hain Juhi ji. Ki aapko kitna kharaab lag raha thha------------.😛

JUHI (Tears overflowing now): Sob-Sob-------.sacchi Mahek. Sunny Hindi naheen samajhti, Main English naheen samajhti. Har pal dil khoon ke aansoo rota thha tere bina---------.buaaah'buaaah!!!!😭

MAHEK (all knowing smile): Chalo ab main aa gayi hoon Juhi Ji-------.we will rock together.😉

JUHI (that irritating kid voice): Ab bacchh---------chhaath-chhath lahenge-----------Chhatth chhath khoob masti kalenge, ok??😊

MAHEK (with Bhagwaan Ram's all knowing smile): Bilkul Juhi ji.😛

IN FRONT OF SWIMMING POOL:

Juhi is lying on the pool side couch like Bhagwaan Vishnu on Sheshnaag. Sunny is sitting by her side, Head bowed, like a humble Daasi and Sky is pacing up and down restlessly!

JUHI (rotten constipated expression & stinker release): Ye accha hai yaar? Pehle Big Boss ke ghar se baahar nikaala jaaye,---------- 2 hafte masti karo, ---------sab kucch acche se samajh lo, aur phir waapas aa jao!😡

SUNNY (Matric fail expression): Haan! Waapas aa jao. But------But mere ko Je samajh naheen aayi, Masti kaun ne kari?😲

JUHI (With a roll of eyes and dance of hands): Ufff. Mahek yaar. Mahek baahar gayi, usne sab kucch dekh liya hai baahar se. ------Ab planning karke aayi hai, sabka band bajega😡

SUNNY (Buddhu baccha expression maintained): Haan! Planning karke. Sabka bajega------yeah, Band bajega, -----DHAM-DHAM-DHAM-DHAM, yeah?😲

JUHI LOOKS AT SUNNY WITH HATRED IN EYES,------- DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING!

SKY (with unsuccessful intellectual looks): Juhi ji baat toh barabar hai--------..(turns sad and)------I think Main naheen jeet sakta ye show.😕

JUHI (Gives Sky looks full of disgust, says to herself tu jeet hi kab raha thha bacchhu?...😡): Now you are over thinking bro. Any one can win!😉

SUNNY (Naalayak expressions): Haan. Koi bhi Jit sakta hai. Jit----Jit----Jit...yeah...Jit!

SKY (worried looks): Aayi kaise ye? Waapas kaise aayi yaar ye Mahek?

JUHI (Mooli Stinker): Aayi kaise matlab? -----Gate tak gaadi se aur phir paidal'.🤢

SKY (turns genius): Arey Juhi ji mera wo matlab naheen hai. I mean Kisne bheja isko waapas?😆

JUHI (Double constipated looks): Aur kaun bhejega? -------grrr----Wo hain naa---------unhone bheja ofcourse!🤢

SUNNY: Haan. Un-ne bheja😊

SKY (puzzled-asks Sunny): You know kisne bheja Mahek ko waapas?

Sunny looks helplessly towards Juhi for further guidance.😲

JUHI (Stinking looks, one eye closed): Arey sab maalooom hai. Pooja Di naheen kehti thhi kiska haath hai iske oopar?

SKY:Hmmm

JUHI (Rotten faced stinker again): Shonali ne jab bola thha, tab hi samajh jaana chaahiye thha humko----------.Hum sab sochte rahe Shonali bewakoof hai-----😡

SKY (Nods his head in approval): Bewakoof naheen thhi haan, Shonali bilkul! ----------Nearly final tak gayi wo yaar...

JUHI (a bit worried on suddenly remembering Sanjay Dutt's advise to her): Waise ye sab bekaar ki baatein hain. Janta ne hi vote diya hoga yaar Mahek ko. Sab bekaar ki baatein hain ki kisi ka haath hai uske oopar.😲

SUNNY (Buddhu Baccha): Haan! Sab bekaar ki baat hai😲

SKY (too dumb to catch on this sudden turn of stance by Juhi): Aye, bas kya Juhi ji? --------Abhi khud hi boli uske oopar haath hai aur abhi?😕

JUHI (Irritated like a rattled cobra): Huttt! Kucch bhi bolte ho aap. Maine kab bola?😡

SKY: Aapne bola Juhi ji-----😡

JUHI: Sky, Sky, aapki sabse badi problem ye hai ki------.😡

SKY: Arey aapne abhhi abbhi, khud bola yaar---😡

JUHI: Sky, Sky, aapki sabse badi problem ye hai ki-------.😡

SKY: Arey aapne bola Mahek ke oopar kisi ka haath hai sab jaante hain'😡

JUHI: Sky, Sky, aapki sabse badi problem ye hai ki--------AAP KISI KI BAAT POORI SUNTE NAHEEN😡😡😡

SKY: Aisi baat hai, toh main yahaan se chala jaata hoon, mujhe baat hi naheen karni😡

JUHI (Gurrate hue): Arey tum kya baat naheen karoge? ----------Main jaa rahi hoon yahaan se---hunhhh! Kamaal hai! Bhaai kya bol diya isko, baat hi naheen poori karne dega!-------------- Aakashdeep Chamanlal Sehgal! Hunhhh😡

SUNNY (Gets up too, looks at Sky in disgust and walks away saying): Aakash-Dipp Chhamanlaal, Saigulll! Hunhhh😡😡

Please why don't YOU script the show?! Have mercy on fellow members on the forum.In any case,your posts are the only bright spots in this blighted season of BB! Can,we members propose your name to Endmol? Or better still--be a participant next season!!
Too bad the idea didn't strike when the "one & only Dale Whatever" was on the forum strutting his DEEP knowledge of famous quotations,else I,for one would have been more polite & absolutely relentlessly hounded him to "pitch you" for the next season!!
Imagine the amount of material you would find!!
THANK YOU FOR THE SMILES!!

EPIC EPIC cruiser ji 🤣🤣🤣

hahahaha you're too good cruiserji

Excellent post cruiser, this is exactly how they will behave. i cant stop laughing.

Originally posted by: znursingh

Please why don't YOU script the show?! Have mercy on fellow members on the forum.In any case,your posts are the only bright spots in this blighted season of BB! Can,we members propose your name to Endmol? Or better still--be a participant next season!!
Too bad the idea didn't strike when the "one & only Dale Whatever" was on the forum strutting his DEEP knowledge of famous quotations,else I,for one would have been more polite & absolutely relentlessly hounded him to "pitch you" for the next season!!
Imagine the amount of material you would find!!
THANK YOU FOR THE SMILES!!

cruiser mere chotu bayya
tumare creativity ke samne pura BB seson pheka pad gaya
your funny posts are really good jitna tumne juhi ko sahi pehachana noone comes near even juhi may not about herself but you know more about her mannerisms and her one eyed expression is priceless in your posts
keep up the good work and thanks a bunch for bringing smiles to people like me👏

Originally posted by: znursingh

Please why don't YOU script the show?! Have mercy on fellow members on the forum.In any case,your posts are the only bright spots in this blighted season of BB! Can,we members propose your name to Endmol? Or better still--be a participant next season!!
Too bad the idea didn't strike when the "one & only Dale Whatever" was on the forum strutting his DEEP knowledge of famous quotations,else I,for one would have been more polite & absolutely relentlessly hounded him to "pitch you" for the next season!!
Imagine the amount of material you would find!!
THANK YOU FOR THE SMILES!!

haha...I bet all housemates will boycott me after 3 days if I am inside that house! haha!😛

Thanks Znur ji...always enjoy your comments and subtleties there!😛

vry good 👍🏼😆
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wud like 2 add dat on mahek re entry juhi sez - ye acha hai...baahar jao khao piyo aur wapas aoi...like she told PM...😆