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Shobhana

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Posted: 13 years ago

#311

All i can and want to say is 🤣🤣🤣

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Afreen

@-GredForge-

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+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#312

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Snippet 64:

Kastur: The first time I met this man he was dancing to I Hate Love Stories...

Mohan: The first time I met this woman she was doing namaste while Sheila ki Jawani was playing...🤣

OMG! 🤣this is amazing!🤣🤣

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purvimeh

@purvimeh

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#313

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Snippet 63:

Baapji: Bhanu! Tum pitaji se dead ban gaya!
Mohan: Toh ismey bura kya hain, granddead?
Bhanu: Mohan apne Pappa ke saamnay aisay baatein karengay?
Mohan: As if it's such a disaster to die in serials 🤣 Agar aap dead bhi hongay, toh ek din zaroor waapas aa hi jayega plastic surgery karke 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

This is Epic... Lizz...

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#314

Snippet 65

*Mohan finishes dancing to I Hate Love Stories and catches Kastur before she leaves*

Mohan: Item number kaisa tha? 😆

Kastur: I think my eyeballs just exploded

Mohan: Gee my Dharampankhas were right, I am hot! 😃 😃 😃

Kastur: Sadist 😡

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#315

Snippet 66:

Kastur *while talking to a few friends*: Oh, it was love at first sight.

Friend: For you or for him? 😉

Kastur: For both of us! 😃

Mohan: No it wasn't 😕

Kastur: What rubbish, the first time you saw me behind Baa's shoulder, you couldn't take your eyes of me!

Mohan: Your fault. You planted yourself right in front of the bar area 🤔

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#316

Snippet:16
Baap jee:ye sbse khas hai,reshampatti mirch.samja
Mohan:resham!!😉sounds nice,kb milwa rhe hai!
Baap jee:chup kr nalayak😡.mokay khabar hai,tu yaha kaam nhi krna chahta😡
Mohan:tokay kuch khabar na!i m not the only one who hates ur masala shop😆
Baap jee:teri MBA ki degree kisi kaam ki nhi 😡
Mohan:so true!my MBA is not for ur stupid masala shop 😳
Baap jee:angreji me bak-bak band kar 😡
Mohan:aap gujrati me atyachaar band kro 😛
Baap jee:ab bhut bada hero ban gaya hai tu.😡
Mohan:yes offcourse! I m a hero now,just to handle a villain lyk u GRANDPA 😃

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#317

Snippet:17
Mohan is at shop
customer1:reshampatti mirch milegi??
Mohan:OMG😲resham is injured!😲 poor gal 😔,but we dont sell bandages(patti).go to sum chemist.
customer:i m asking for reshampatti mirch 😕
Mohan:u devil!! 😡 u wants 2 put mirchi on poor gal's wound 😡 i will not let dat happen 😡😡 get lost 😡
customer2:haldi milegi!
Mohan:kyuuu??dudh me daal kr piyoge 😛.u know wattt!! "haldi wala dudh" is 4 small kids 😉try sumthing which is especially 4 adults 😉
customer3:dhaniya hai?
Mohan:dhaniya!! 😕who is dhaniya 😕.i know SANIA-the tennis star 😊
young hot customer:garam-masala hai kya??
Mohan:u need sumthing hot n spicy 😉I m at ur service mam 😎
Baap jee:nalayak kya kia tune😡
Mohan: wohi jo krne aaya tha...
SATYANAASH dukan ka 😎