What if YRKHH changed direction completely

Things I'd love to see happen, but I doubt they ever will, because otherwise, the show would lose TRPs and Ekta Kapoor would claim they stole her ideas:

(1) Anshu ages rapidly and is replaced by Karan Singh Grover. Varsha is still tutoring him, and their close proximity creates magic. . . Shaurya is busy doing Punjabi movies during this time.

(2) We finally realize that Rajshri's real reason for being stressed is that she hasn't a cigarette for over a decade. She finally gives in and is caught by Bhola. However, the new Rajshri after having her first cigarette in over a decade, is a new woman and no longer gets stressed. She is now loosened up and has no fears. The first time, Gayatri taunts her, she takes a cigarette and tells her off with English swearwords.

(3) It turns out Bindya and Rituraj's marriage is a big sham. The baby is not even his baby, because in a very special appearance, Rituraj reveals he has been in love with sara Khan all along and never once lived there. It turns out the baby's father is. . .the old bald, Mamaji, who always eats and coplains and whose daughter is a thief.

(4) Nikhil is forced to marry Mohit's sister, after he has a wild bachelor party and is caught by Shankari Tai in bed with her. Mohit's mom now has to deal with her daughter's mistreatment..

(5) Heart-broken, Gayatri takes her frustraton out by performing the belly dance that she did on "Entertainment ke liye kuch bhi karega". Ali Asghar comes aboard to make RB jealous.

(6) Akshara finally snaps. She gets dual personality syndrome. On the one hand, she's Akshara, but when she's pissed off, she becomes "Akshita". She starts with correcting the wrongs against Akshara. Varsha, Bindiya, Rituraj, Bald Mamaji, Nandini are all on her list. Can Naksh save his Akshara from becoming Akshita? Of course, he cans, when Naitik gets a job far, far away. . . and then we see a week of Naksh scenes. . . .