Part 1
pari: guess what just happened?'
geet:umm tmhay koi nya boyfriend mil gya hay??
pari: oh geet shut up yaar may nay sirf do hi ko chora hay
geet:han do hafto may do boy friends ko tum nay chora aur bakio nay tumhay chora
pari: acha us baat ko tou choro guess karo kya hua guess karo na ya phir tm rehnay he do tm kuch fazul baat he karo you know what bhaiya america say wapis aa rahay hay
geet:acha.. kb?
pari: kal. oooooo i'm soooo excited
geet:kitnay dino k leay a rahay hay?
pari: babes! wo is baar wapis nahi jaey gay
geet:that's a surprise!!! per kyu kya hua? dadimaa tou waha hay tou tumharay bhaiya kyu wapis aa rahay hay?
pari: bhala bhaiya dadimaa ko akailay waha chor saktay thay?? nahi na.... dadi maa nay bhaiya say kaha k wo india wapis ana chahti hay aur yahin rahna chahti hay tou dadi maa nay bhaiya ko wapis india shift honay k leay mna lia hay.
geet:waisay wo kitnay arsay baad aa rahay hay?
pari: atay tou takreeban har saal hay laikin sirf do din k leay atay thay
geet:tou do din may tou wo sotay rehtay thay na. may nay kabhi unhay apnay kanray say bahar nahi dekha aur agar bahar atay thay tou uncle k sath chalay jatay thay unka kaam dekhnay k leay
pari: han.... lekin wo bahar is leay nahi atay thay k unka samna agar prem say ho gya tou unka gussa aasmaan chu jaey ga. tujhay tou pta hay na k bhaiya ko prem ki bak bak say kitna gussa ata hay
geet:han yaar wo bihat bak bak karta hay. khota mujhay cllege may marwata tha
"oye tu kisay khota keh rahi hay??"
prem said while peeping inside the room
pari: tu hmari btay sunn raha tha?
prem:tum logo nay aisi bat hi kya ki hay jo may sunta?? (he came in and sat on the couch)
pari: hahaha may b kahu k tu darr kyu nahi raha
prem:kyu???? aisa kya honay wala hay jo may darru?
pari: geet tu bta isay
geet:is ka saroo bhai a raha hay kal
prem who was sitting on the edge of couch fell down after hearing this
pari:oye geet my bro is not saroo wo dunya k savse achay bhaiya hay.
prem:kya!!!!!!??? kal?? may phir tumharay ghar teen din baad he aau ga
pari: tujhay ab aanay ki zroorat nahi hay phir
prem:kyu???
geet:kyu k wo is baar wapis janay k leay nahi aa rahay. wo ab wapis india shift ho rahay hay
prem:i'm dead yaar aur agar zinda rehna hay tou un k samnay bolna nahi hoga aur wo may kar nahi sakta.
pari:yaar abhi tum log meray bhai ko choro aur chalooo
geet:kahan??
pari:prem tu bta kahan chalna hay. bol teri akhri khwahish kya hay
prem:tu tou mujhay maar rahi hay. tera bhai qatal b karta hay?
pari:oh shut up prem. bta kaha chalay ga?
prem:mujhay ice cream khani hay
pari:chal phir
they all get up and go outside in prem's car
geet:prem please gari ahista chalana
prem:nahi. meri gari meri marzi!!
geet:please prem
prem:acha acha theek hay. tu baith tou sahi
the trio sits in the car. pari in passenger seat and geet at the back
prem starts the car and drives with speed 10 kmph
geet:tu kya kar raha hay? gari taiz chala na
prem:tu nay he tou jaha tha k gari ahista chalani hay
geet:tu mera mazaq urra raha hay? (and hits him hard on his head) chal ab gari taiz chala
prem:as you say madam
prem starts to drive with a high speed
pari and prem start to scream in excitment
geet:prem gari ahista kar
prem doesnt listen to geet
geet:PREM AHISTA KAR GARI
prem kept on increasing the speed
geet: prem............ (in a faint voice)
pari remembered
pari:prem gari rok jaldi kar (in a serious tone)
prem stopped the car and parked it at the side of the road
pari turned to look
prem:why so serious?? huh pari g??
pari hit prem on his head hard
prem:what was that for??
pari:peechay dekh!! tujhay b nai yaad raha??
prem looked at the backseat and found geet unconciouse
prem: oh teri.......pari duffer tu mujhay yaad nahi kara sakti thi
pari:tu zyada batay na kar ......ab ja kahi say pani ki bottle lay kar aa
pari and prem get out of the car
prem goes to a nearby shop and brings a water bottle
pari goes to geet and makes her lye on the backseat with her head on her lap
prem comes with a water bottle and pari sprinkled some water on geet's face
her eyes flew open and she sat straight atonce
her eyes began to water
prem and pari looked at each other
prem:please geet i'm sorry
pari:pari too sorry
geet started to cry
warm tears started to come from her eyes
prem:geet yaar please we're sorry na. we forgot that you were afraid of fast driving
pari:what kind of friends are we!!?
geet hugs pari and prem hugs geet
prem:jaadu ki jhappi di hay may nay ab tou rona bund kar day geet
geet smiles at them and controls herself
prem:sorry geet hmay dehaan rakhna chaheay tha
geet:its okay guyz
prem:i'm really soory geet
geet:ab agar tu nay dobara sorry kaha tou may nay rona shuru kar daina hay
prem:okay madam g
pari:yaar ab please ice cream khanay chalay pleeeeaaaase
prem:chal chaltay hay
pari:ab gari may chalau ge
prem:geet paka promise may gari ahista chalau ga lekin tu isay mna kar na k ye gari na chalaey. kabara kr day ge meri gari ka
pari:aeyy prem may itni b buri gari nahi chalati
prem:han isi leay abi tk license nahi mila
geet and prem laugh at her
geet:chalanay day na is gadhay ko
prem:agar mujhay gadha bula kr tujhay khushi milti hay tou bula lay lekin bus khush raha kar
pari and geet sit at the back seat and prem drives to the icecream parlour
prem orders tutti fruity for geet and chocolate icecreame for pari and himself
icecreame comes and they start eating it
pari:oh mujhay yaad aya!!
prem:kya?? k tu pagal hay??
pari:preeeem!! tu mujhay hamesha pagal kyu bulata hay
geet:han prem tujhay pata hay na k ye maha paagal hay tou tu isay sirf paagal na kaha kar. apni insult feel karti hay
prem and geet laugh while pari fumes
pari:tum dono b na.... ugh!!!
geet:acha sorry baba.. ab bata tujhay kya yaad aya tha?
pari:may keh rahi thi k kal bhaiya nay ana hay
prem:tu kyu apnay bhaiya ka naam lay k mujhay darrati hay? aur tu pehlay he bta chuki hay k teray akroo bhaiya nay ana hay
pari:yaar don't cal him akroo
geet:acha tou tu he bta hum unhay sadoo na kahay akroo na kahya tou aur kya kahay?
pari:just call him MAAN.... aur ab meri baat suno gay b ya nahi
prem:acha chal bol
pari:thank you MR. CHOPRA...... tou may keh rahi thi k kal bhaiya nay ana hay aur mom dad ghar pe nahi ho gay aur kal mera driving test hay
prem:tou hum kya karay??
pari:SUNN LO PURI BAAT.......
geet puts her hand on prem's mouth
geet:yaar tujhay pari k gussay ka pata hay na..... pari ab tu bol
pari:thanx geet...... as i was saying kal mera driving test hay aur wo usi waqt hay jis waqt bhaiya ki flight ka time hay
geet:ab touu tu gai
pari:thats why i need you guyz please tum may say koi ja kar bhaiya ko lay aey ga? please??
geet lets go of prem's mouth
prem:baba may tou nahi la raha unhay.....
pari:tujh say tou mujhay umeed bhi nahi thi..... geet please...
geet looks at pari who had made a puppy-dog-face
geet:okay..... per agar teray bhai ko gussa aya aur may mar gai tou prem please pari ka galla duba daina
pari:OH THANKYOU THANKYOU GEET
pari hugs geet and hits prem really hard
prem:aj lagta hay mera qeema ban jai ga
pari:waisay geet dadimaa b bhaiya k sath ho ge tou tu fikar na kar
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