From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 111

I like my relationships like I like my eggs — over easy

You bring out the best in me................when you're not around.

Are you a model? Because you look like a 'before' picture

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your... lack of charm

I'm not saying you're unattractive, but your reflection runs away screaming

You're so hot, I'm surprised you haven't spontaneously combusted

Being with you was like subscribing to a free trial… and guess what? I’m unsubscribing.

My spirit animal is a sloth, and my spirit hobby is ignoring you

Breaking up with you feels like deleting 10GB of useless data… freeing.

Originally posted by: Manny_123

Ja suri puri ja...Kabhi mat aana.....

70s revenge roasting here we go

Main badla lena waapas aaongi bees saal bhaad dekh lena tab tak maze kar par uske baad tum sab pachtaoge