From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 101

Find yourself a trash can coz you just got dumped.

Statistically one out of two people enjoy a bad breakup

• I’ve never been good at directions, but I don’t see this going anywhere.

• I can’t tell east from west, but I can tell that I’m not into you.
• Shedding old skin to reveal a stronger, wiser me."
• Embracing the beauty of starting over."
• Every goodbye is a new beginning in disguise

Originally posted by: CID-fan-394

Statistically one out of two people enjoy a bad breakup

Him- Crying

Me-

IF ke 4 shabd😒

• Battery lasts longer than your promises.

• Deleting your number feels better than blocking it.”

• No hard feelings, just harder boundaries

• Turns out, being single is my new hobby.”

• We deserve happiness, just not with each other.”

• Healing looks good on me

1. Upgraded my life, it was time for a change 🎮🆙

1. Smiling wider without you 😁😌

1. Focused on my glow-up, not your gossip 🌟👀

1. Embracing the beauty of letting go 🍃🖐️

1. My new favorite song? My life without you 🎶🚫

I'd engage in intellectual debate with you, but I have a strict policy against fighting unarmed opponents.

• Done watering dead plants, onto better gardens 🌼🚜

• Solo act, and I'm loving the spotlight 💃🔦

• Better things are coming, watch this space 🎬👁️

• They say time heals, but so does deleting your number 🕰️🗑️

Originally posted by: Pixiepixel11

“I need space… preferably in another galaxy where you don’t exist.”

I need peace . Most probably you'll reach your destiny - hell my beloved admirer.

• Am I sad, or am I just single and thriving? 🤔💃

• Out with the old, in with the self-love 📤💖

• Breakup today, slay tomorrow 😤💅

• Energy reset, ready for the next chapter ⚡📖

• I'm my own soulmate, and it's a perfect match 💑➡️💃