From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 35

I'm not saying it's over, but I've already started swiping right

Are you ai?

You are so artificial

Originally posted by: mushat

I'm dumping you like a bad habit

Our relationship has been ' buffering' for too long – it's time to refresh

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

They are good for headaches though

I saw you in my dream last night...I think i woke up screaming

Headache without the ache?

No, you can have the ache, not the head

I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my backside

Are you a witch?

Your face screams evil

Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.

I've decided I need someone who can appreciate my complex personality. You clearly only like the 'breathing' part

Are you anjana om kashyap?

You are so biased