From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 26

I should’ve known this relationship was doomed—you belong in Knockturn Alley with all the other bad decisions.

Are you a giraffe?

You listen to every conversation of mine using your long neck

“I checked our compatibility chart, and yeah… this isn’t in my destiny.”

“You were supposed to align with my stars, but all I got was cosmic disappointment.”

. “I thought we were a gourmet meal, but turns out we were just fast food—cheap and bad for my health.”

Are you a glue?

You dont let me flirt with others 🤷

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

Are you also hosting? Maine ek appeal karni thi.

Nope.. was just helping by tagging because @sevenstreaks was busy at that time.

I wish you step on appeal and slip out of my life

Our love was like a sunset—stunning and memorable, but it’s time for the night to fall and for us to find our own dawns

Being with you now feels like carrying a heavy weight. I need to let go to find my lightness again

Are you a smartwatch?

You are so unnecessary