From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 17

You're like a diet coke, full of empty promises and not worth the calories

“This relationship is like a Shakespearean tragedy, except I refuse to be the fool who dies at the end.”

This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure.

“I’d say ‘goodbye,’ but I want my exit to be more legendary… so consider this my grand finale.”

If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER

You're like my old phone, slow, unreliable, and it's time for an update

“I walked through fire for you, but now I see you were just the smoke choking me.”

“You were my sun, but now I realize I was just getting burned.”

“You had me fooled like a magician’s trick—except the only thing disappearing now is me.”

“I thought this was an epic love story, but turns out it was just a badly written soap opera.”