From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 14

You're worse than a boggart—because even my worst fears are less annoying than you.

“Our love was like an off-key karaoke night—loud, embarrassing, and something I regret.”

You must be a Horcrux, because being with you is slowly killing me.

“Like Adele, I’m saying ‘Hello’… but only to a new life without you.”

This isn't Hogwarts, so no magic spell can fix what we had—goodbye.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he is finally someone else’s problem.

“I thought we were ‘Pride & Prejudice,’ but turns out we were just ‘Disappointment & Regret.’”

"Are u an anchor ?⚓ Because You have done nothing but weigh me down"

Originally posted by: minakrish

I just thought of the same thing.

You're like a Dementor—every time you’re around, you suck the happiness out of me.

Being with you is like being inflicted with the Cruciatus curse.

You’re like Professor Lockhart—all talk, no substance, and a complete joke.