From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 7

"I guess you’re proof that even good jokes get old."

"Our relationship is like a bad Wi-Fi signal — it's time to disconnect."

I feel like I'm spamming, but here's another one.

Me: You know that library membership you got but never use?

Him: Yeah?

Me: Well I cancelled it along with another membership.

Him: Which other one?

Me: The one that gives you access to this queen. *slams door in his face*

• You’re like a cloud — when you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."

• If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER"

• "I think it's time we cancel our subscription to each other."

• We were a perfect match, just in the wrong book."

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet… but not sweet enough to deal with you.”

“I’m breaking up with you… but don’t worry, you can keep all the red flags.”

Agaya hamare kaam ka event

Are you tharki as my chappal is waiting for your face

Are you langoor as i am not your hoor

“I thought we were a love story, but turns out we were just a plot twist.”

“Are you WiFi? Because our connection is getting weaker every day.”

Sorry, you are too lame to be my type

Thanks for the tag guys