Originally posted by: Loving2Missing2
Just Imagine
Chachi The Great
Sugar factory farmhouse scene and Urmila chachi enters clapping her hands.
Lo, main toh meethi, par Duniya khaari. Yeh khat mila iss liye main aayee.
Kya Bhai sahaab aap bhi ...... Maine toh pehale bhi bola ki shaadi ki koi vajah baaki nahi toh palatkar shaadi mein mat jaana. Par humaari sunata koun hai?
Uss din toh badi dingh maar rahe the ki Dev se achcha daamad chirag leke dhoondha toh bhi nahi milega.... Kya hua? Bujh Gaya aapka chiraag?
Devji, Satyavati ji..... Yeh Vidhi toh chindhi nikali..... AAP log khaandaani log ho..... AAP ne khara Sona Lena chahiye, meri Golden..... Uska toh naam hi Sona hai..... Golden ko aap apni bahu bana lo...... Iss Vidhi ki tarah voh ehsaan faramosh nahi hai.... AAP dono ko khush kar degi.
Priyaji...... Aapko bhi koi takleef nahi hogi..... Meri Golden saare maid servants, drivers sabko vaapas bula degi..... Aapke usske sabke kapade pehale jaise laundry mein hi dhulenge, Mera vaada hai.
Aur yeh Divya..... Jo Aaj utari hai aapki beti banke....... Koi chinta nahi..... Rishte mein main iss ki naani ho jaaungi..... Toh naani yaad dila ne ke liye Naani ke paas , yaani mere Ghar mein rakhungi. Ghar ka saara kaam kaaj ,bartan pochcha kapade khaana sab sikha doongi.... Practice makes not just man but woman also perfect. Aakhir pagali filum se do saal badi hi hai..... Toh iss ki bhi shaadi main Kara doongi..... Voh Akash jaisa koi NRI dhoondh doongi. Yamini toh return flight book karaa ke aayee hai, uss ka koi problem hi nahi.
Toh pagali filum jaldi se divorce paper sign kar de..... Ab tu Raichand ki bahu nahi toh jahaan man kare vaha job kar..... In logon se koi rishta lagata hai, toh yeh 1000 crores ka kya jhamela ho gaya hai, voh apni numberdaari vaaparke suljha de aur paise meri Golden ke naam transfer Kara Dena.
Kya hai na Devji, company account hack ho gaya, toh uss ka bharosa nahi..... Golden ka account Maine humesha tightly sambhala hai..... PWD change karate rehati hoon.
After few days, Dev and Golden are married...... Satya khush because Priya ki ab ek bhi nahi chalati.... Voh das karod maangegi toh Chachiji swayam aakar utne joote gaaliya de degi..... To Satya ko sardard nahi, voh khush
Priya khush because roj 5star ka khana order hota hai.
Dev khush because Golden Ghar jaldi aane ki jid nahi karati toh voh kaam pe focus karke ye dhoondh Raha hai ki koun uss ki company ke shares kharid Raha hai
Divya daravaaje pe khadi hai, toh Chachi aavaj deti hai, kiski raah dekh Rahi hai? Koi nahi aayega tujhe bachaane. Ab tu tabhi vaapas ja sakati hai jab maa se baat karke asali baap dhoondh legi
Vidhi ke yaha courier aaya hai. Negative DNA report ka. Vidhi chaabi lagaayee gudiya ki taraha Milapini mata ke saamne jaati hai toh saare diye bujh jaate hain. Mata prakat hokar kehati hai, Maine Teri Jodi banaayee aur tune meri naak kata di. Main tujhe shraap deti hoon. Agale saat Janam tujhe Tera pyaar nahi milega.
Laughter the best medicine
Patthar mat maarna
You are hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂.. needed this very much...
Dev aur golden ki Shaadi... Safed baal wale ashique Damaad ho gaya 🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘😎
Neha : Enjoy meri pyaari saheliya
Most welcome! Meant to bring a laugh!
And Safed baal wale ashique is damaad already (nephew-in-law, niece ka husband)
Now
Golden: Chandi jaise baal hai usske

Dev: Sone jaise gaal

Urmila Chachi: Munda Kamaal hai, Munda Kamaal
