What food - Page 27

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

You wanna get us both kicked out of heaven joon? 😆

I feel like if I ate your apple, both of us would end up in heaven rather lololol but for the remainder of our earthly lives we will need witness protection. You will need to say goodbye to your 300 friends here and while you do that I'll think of our new names 😆

Originally posted by: D3viL

I feel like if I ate your apple, both of us would end up in heaven rather lololol but for the remainder of our earthly lives we will need witness protection. You will need to say goodbye to your 300 friends here and while you do that I'll think of our new names 😆

lolololol! 😂 I hate that I’m picturing all this happening and cracking up. For some reason in my imagination you’re wearing a spartan outfit and wielding a sword. I know, I know, witness protection is a legal thing but as soon as I read it, boom, there you were in your Asoka outfit declaring our new names while I hid behind you.

Originally posted by: Supari_khala

Yghhhhhh idk how to fix this post

damn hi mercury retrograde

Fixed it now…phewww but can’t untag

Originally posted by: Isamreen

I never thought you would be offended !

Mac and cheese sounded so foreign and exotic for a Desi

How about sushi 🍣?

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

lolololol! 😂 I hate that I’m picturing all this happening and cracking up. For some reason in my imagination you’re wearing a spartan outfit and wielding a sword. I know, I know, witness protection is a legal thing but as soon as I read it, boom, there you were in your Asoka outfit declaring our new names while I hid behind you.

I imagine it like this. ....I'd gobble the apple and you would be scared, eventually id have to force feed it to you... and then I'd run... so fast out of here with you over my shoulder.. and not turn around to see the carnage of broken hearts left by people mostly in love with you lololol while screaming come on sushmita stop while you are trying to break free... you can't go back.. its over now.... we have a new life now.....

.... ..... I mean .... no one will guess an ardent Aishwarya rai fan ever being addressed like that ... we will be safe... until you can't stomach your new name anymore 😍😍

Originally posted by: Kuvama_Doob_Jao

Your dp is beautiful ❤️

Originally posted by: Supari_khala

Not you calling a girl a hot dog.🤣

Ashley is a Orange Tangerine refresher 🌸

Ufff and add a dash of vodka to it 😈

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

A hot dog 🌭

I need u to elaborate 🤣

Originally posted by: Supari_khala

I was sleeping. And not with him, afsos!

Tum kuwe main hi rehna humesha 😆

ye naam tyagne ka bi waqt ayega, agla roop isibe bhaynkar hoga😳

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

Your dp is beautiful ❤️