"See that lil bich pigeon?"
"The hell? What in the name of actual duck?!"
"How dare it come here and sit on OUR window sill?"
"The nerve!"
"It's mocking us now! Shove your beak up your..."
"What a rascal. Tasty snack, tho... Me lil paunch wants!"
"That idjot hooman need to open the window pronto!"
"Us poor meow-meows are so screwed!"


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