Only after reading all the *Conditions Apply clauses in the contract and making him sign off on the amendments I make to it, yes.
Clause I: Shoot will happen in front of the tapri that was shown in Hasee Toh Phasee since I dont drink the kinda coffee that celebrities do (ifywim). All the cast and crew will drink the same coffee and the individual will be compensated fairly for their hardwork.
Clause II: If he makes fun of my socioeconomic status or what job I do, I am also allowed to also make him recognise his privilege and crack jokes on his films.
Clause III: Questions have to be in a certain level of morality. I can say "No Comments" any and as many times I wish uncomfortable. These will be counted and recorded as mini clips by my special support team (aka Mummy).
Clause IV: Anything and everything I say on the show cannot be held against me. All legal responsibility will be on the show and channel. Noone can sue me for it.
Clause V: Promise to get me autographs of my favourite stars personally.
Clause VI: If anyone in my family (3 generations) want to work with KJo, he should be willing to hire us and give written guarentee he will not replace us with his favourite BTown bacche.
Bus itna sign karlo, phir toh bas KWK pe chill maarenge aur apni life set hai boss!
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