Epi - 88 ( shappu 📱 convo 😂)
Appu rat ko apne ghar ke garden me tehel rahi hai
A : chal kya raha hai is Netra Tai ka? Kahi uske dil me khadus ke liye feelings to nahi hai 🤔
Shashank apne room me
S : is shisht Apurva ko call karke kal ke Kelvan function ke liye invite karna hi padega. Warna agar woh nahi aayi to sab muze hi blame karenge
Khadus ka call dekhkar Appu avoid karti hai.. Firse call aata hai tab Appu gusse me hi call receive karti hai
A : hello
S : hello mai shashank bol raha hu
A : pata hai muze tum shashank bol rahe ho😡 bolo kyu phone kiya hai
S : maine ye batabe ke liye call kiya hai ki kal hamare ghar kelvan function hai
A : To?
S : to tum aa rahi ho na? I mean ghar wale aisa puchh rahe the! Aaj hamara jhagda hua tha, fir tum gusse me yaha se chali gayi. Agar kal tum nahi aayi to sab ko lagega ki meri wajah se tum nahi aayi.is liye puchh raha hu tum aa rahi ho na!
A : nahi!!
S : nahi matlab???
A : nahi means no! Meri marji
S : meri marji ka kya matlab hai? Hum dono ke beech me chahe jo bhi jhagda ho, par meri family bahut jyada pyar karti hai tumse. Unke pyaar ki respect karo aur aa jao!
A : ye, tum muze mat batao ki muze kya karna hai aur kya nahi😡woh sirf mai decide karungi samjhe!
S : itna attitude kaise hai tum me, muze seriously samjh me hi nahi aata.
A : ho gaya hai tumhara, ab mai phone rakh rahi hu 👋
S : Nahi (loudly) jabtak meri bat complete nahi ho jati tabtak tum phone nahi rakh sakti. Tumhe meri bat sunni hi padegi aur muzse bat bhi karni padegi
A : OK!! Kal function me kon Kon aa raha hai?
S : bahut log aane wale hai. Hamare ghar ka function hai.. Bahut sare log aate hai
A : achha! Means sab ko invite kiya hai.. Netra Tai ko bhi invite kiya hai kya tumne?
S : oh!! To tumhara main concern ye hai. To directly puchh leti, itna time pass kyu kiya
A : achha! Jab tum Netra Tai se itni der bate karte ho tab tumhara time waste nahi hota! But muzse ek sentence jyada bol liya to tumhara time pass ho gaya 😡
S : why are you so jealous of her?
A : Mai?
S : ha tum ! Mai 2 minute usse bat karta hu to tum scene create kar deti ho kyu?
A : O hello maine koi scene create nahi kiya hai. In fact tum dono hi side me jakar privately bate kar rahe the. Kya bol rahe the itna important God knows? Sab guests tum dono ko dekhkar kya kya bate bana rahe the pata bhi hai 🤢
S : bate banane jaisa hum dono kuch kar hi nahi rahe the. Is liye kuch bhi mat bolo
A : jakar apne ghar walo se puchho ki log kya bol rahe the.. Fir tumhe pata chalega
S : tum jo soch rahi ho na is vakt mere bare me, waisa kuch mere ghar wale sapne me bhi nahi soch sakte hai mere liye
A : Oh really? Matlab jo tumhare ghar wale sapne me bhi nahi soch sakte hai waisi gandi bate mai sochti hu tumhare liye seriously 🤢 fir tumne call hi kyu kiya muze 😡
S : apne ghar walo ke liye kiya hai maine call.
A : ghar walo ke liye?
S : yes, woh dil se chahte hai ki tum kal aao function me is liye mai tumhe bula raha hu
A : ek minute, woh chahte hai na ki mai aau! To woh call karenge muze fir mai sochungi. Tumhe unke behalf par ye sab chaplushi karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai samjhe 😡
S : calmly dekho Apurva kal tum nahi aayi to meri family ko lagega ki hum dono ke jhagde ki wajah se tum nahi aayi .fir woh sab upset na ho jaye is liye muze dar lag raha hai. To kal tum aa jao plz
A : Mai nahi aane wali!
S : loudly, dekho Apurva tumhe aana hi padega 😡
A : maine ek bar bola na nahi means nahi.. No.. Never! Tumhe sab ki good books me rehna hai is liye sirf muze invite kar rahe ho tum I know. Is liye mai nahi aane wali.. Good bye Mr. Khadus 😡
S : Ek minute, abhi kya bola tumne? Muze sabki good books me rehna hai means? 😡
A : abhi tumne hi kaha na, ki mere na aane ke liye ghar wale tumhe responsible samjh sakte hai is liye tum muze invite kar rahe ho. Par mai nahi aane wali samjhe
S : ye sab kuch tum janbujkar kar rahi ho na, muze sabak sikhane ke liye. Muze pareshan karke ab tumhe khud par bahut proud feel ho raha hoga right!
A : see tumhe jo samjhna hai samjho, I don't care!
S : every day mere ghar se koi bhi call kare, tab tum fudkte hue aa jati ho. But ab mai invite kar raha hu is liye bhav kha rahi ho tum
A : ha, kyunki is bar tum bula rahe ho 😡
S : to tum sach me nahi aa rahi ho na?
A : isme sach aur jhuth kya hota hai? Mai sachhi sachhi nahi aa rahi hu samjhe
S : thik hai, fir mai bhi nahi aaunga tumhare kelvan function me
A : mat aao I don't care!!
S : sahi hai mere aane na aane se tumhe kya farak padega. Tum to bula logi apne Bf Krish ko😡
A : ( Appu be like -phone me ghuskar marungi tumhe khadus 🤣) 100% aayega woh!
S : thik hai 😡but Apurva us Krish ko tum apne ghar ke functions tak hi limited rakhna. Kyunki agar woh galti se bhi hamare ghar ke functions me dikha na to mai uske pair tod dunga!
A : tum mere Bf ke pair tod doge how disgusting! Aur ye achha hai tumhara, tumhare ghar par tumhare friends.. Tumhari gf bhi aayegi. Par mere ghar mera Bf nahi aa sakta ye kya bat hui yaar??
S : tumhara dimag kharab ho gaya hai
A : tum mere Bf ke pair todne ki bat karte ho tab tumhara dimag sahi hota hai. Par maine itna sa kuch bol diya to mera dimag kharab ho gaya hai? Ye logic achha hai tumhara 😡 ab maine bhi decide kar liya hai tumhari gf Netra Tai agar aayi na ghar to mai bhi uske pair tod dungi ha!! ( in dono ke jhagde me un dono ke pair kyu tod rahe hai shappu 🤣)
S : Are tumhari Netra Tai sirf meri ek assistant hai baki assistant ki tarah!!
A : jhuth safed jhuth! Tum sirf kehne ke liye kehte ho ki woh tumhari assistant hai. But actually wahi tumhari gf hai I know!! Par tum me himmat hi nahi hai openly ye bat accept karne ki. Tum se achhi to mai hu, atleast mai accept karti hu ki krish mera Bf hai woh bhi openly😎par tum Dada kaka se darte ho is liye...
S : enough!! Kuch bhi bole ja rahi ho tum
A : kuch bhi nahi yahi sach hai! Ab mere samne sab crystal clear ho gaya hai. You are force to marry me, is liye Netra Tai jealous hai. Aur isi jealousy me usne muze thappad mara 😭I know everything
S : (in his mind) ye ladki bhi kam chipku nahi hai. Netra ka mai samjh sakta hu ek sath kam karte karte galti se use muzse pyar ho gaya hoga shayad. But is ladki ka kya! Ye to muzse pyar bhi nahi karti. Sirf 1 year ke liye meri life me aayegi as a guest aur fir chali jayegi. Fir ise Netra ke itni jealousy kyu hai?
A : dekho dekho , maine itna sa bola Netra ke against to tumhe gussa aa gaya muzpar! Aur fir bhi kehte ho ki woh tumhari gf nahi hai? Any ways tumhe jo karna hai Karo mai phone rakh rahi hu.
S : ruko muze tumhara final answer chahiye, tum aa rahi ho kal!!
A : muze orders dene wale tum hote kon ho 😡
S : shadi hone wali hai hamari, mai hone wala navra (husband) hu tumhara !! Order nahi request kar raha hu. And as a wife tumhe meri bat manni padegi aisa hi hota hai, apne papa se puchh lo chahe to
A : Woh sab mai bad ka bad me dekh lungi
S : woh sab muze nahi pata, tum aa rahi ho that's final!
A : muze instructions dene ke liye tum mere teacher ho kya ? Aur mai kyu sunu tumhari bat!
S : abtak mai bahut achhe se, pyar se samjhakar bata raha tha. But ab mai tumhe order dunga, aur tumhe meri order manni hi padegi!! Warna dekho fir mai kya karta hu.
A : tum hamesha sirf gussa hi kar sakte ho kya muzpar? Netra Tai ke samne bhi tumne muzpar gussa kiya 😡
S : ha to tum bhi kyu bar bar haq jamane ki koshish karti ho muzpar, tum meri forever wife nahi ho.
A : pata hai muze, aur tum bhi wait hi kar rahe ho ki kab ye 1 year complete hoga
S : par ye condition to tumhari hi hai na Apurva! Contract tumne hi bataya hai yad hai na? Tum muze pasand nahi karti, ek sal ka contract, first class ye sab bate bhul to nahi jaogi tum after 1 year?
A : Mai kuch bhi nahi bhuli, sab yad hai muze. Aur waise bhi tum jaisi khadus, boaring scientist ke sath kon rehna chahega 😆Par bar bar tumhare kehne se ye 1 sal jaldi khatam nahi hoga samjhe😡
S : right hai! Sahi kaha tumne
A : to tum mante ho ki tumhari galti hai?
S : by all means. Sab meri hi galti hai
A : ha, par ab jab tum apni galti man rahe ho. To mai tumhe maf karti hu 😊
S : thank you dhany ho gaya mai!
A : great!
S : 😳to tum aa rahi ho na kal
A : ab tumhe apni galti ka ehsas hai.. Tumne sorry bhi kala. Tum itni request kar rahe ho, to aati hu mai. Par meri ek condition hai
S : kya?
A : shadi ke next day se hamara contract start hoga kabool hai
S : OK mai yad rakhunga 🤗( par ab to bhul gaye na 🤪)
A : Good! Ab mai phone rakhti hu.. Bye. Loudly BYE
S : 🙉 bye! ☺
Next day kelvan function me shashank Appu ka wait kar raha hai, woh aayi nahi hai is liye desperate ho raha hai
S : sab guests aa gaye kya? Mai puchh rahi thi
Kukki : sab matlab Kon ?
Nikhil : Are kukki samjho na, Abtak sab guests nahi aaye hai, special person ab tak nahi aaya hai.sale sahab specific name lekar bata dijiye na 🤪
Kukki : ha batao to jara nam
S : aap sab ko pata hai drama band Kariye
Sumi : hame nahi pata kon, kiski bat kar rahe ho?
S : woh aayi nahi Kya abtak?
Sumi : kon Woh?
Kukki : Are samjha karo, iski hone wali woh 😆
Sabki teasing se khadus sharma jata hai ☺️
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