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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: blue-ice.1

damn...😆

I remember we had our first sex-ed class in 5th grade....I studied in a Convent so it was actually a nun taking the class.....and she was like a baby is born when an egg and a sperm meet....and this girl stands up....but how do they meet?? the teacher tried to go around the question but all of us idiots were so curious to know how they met? I don't even remember how it ended.😆...and another one...when I think I was in 6th or 7th grade....I saw a movie where this girl gets pregnant before she got married....the next day I discussed with my bestie...that how is that even possible...so we thought to ask our Biology teacher....and the teacher rolled her and eyes and asked us to shoo....we were really innocent kids...🤣

I used to think babies are made when a couple kisses... I watched my first Hollywood movie with my dad and my friend on VCR (Gold Finger). There was a kiss... I was so worried that I couldn't focus on the movie. My smarter friend asked me what was the matter, I told him worryingly, the woman is going to have a baby because of that idiot Bond... We left the movie halfway, went in another room and he explained me "things"... I couldn't eat anything for 2 days... he also asked my dad to rewind the movie because we had missed it due to some "important matter"... I don't remember what grade I was in nor my dad's reaction...

I was a cute and innocent boy, still am ☺️

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: TheMinion

I used to think babies are made when a couple kisses... I watched my first Hollywood movie with my dad and my friend on VCR (Gold Finger). There was a kiss... I was so worried that I couldn't focus on the movie. My smarter friend asked me what was the matter, I told him worryingly, the woman is going to have a baby because of that idiot Bond... We left the movie halfway, went in another room and he explained me "things"... I couldn't eat anything for 2 days... he also asked my dad to rewind the movie because we had missed it due to some "important matter"... I don't remember what grade I was in nor my dad's reaction...

I was a cute and innocent boy, still am ☺️

LOL! I used to think if you sleep next to your husband, you’ll get pregnant. My innocent delusions was destroyed when my neighbour came home from sex-ed class. She was older than me, and had just been enlightened about how babies were made. So she walked up to me when I was playing outside in my front yard and was like:

Neighbour: Hey Samira, do you know how babies are made?

Me: Yes, you have to get married and sleep next to your husband.

Neighbour: *Scoffs in newfound superiority* No, babies are made by having ES - EE - EX (sex).

Me: *Horrified* No! You have to sleep next to your husband!

Neighbour: No, it’s SEX. That means your parents both had sex to have you.

Me: No, don’t say that. My parents are good people! *Starts crying and runs off home*


So I went home, sobbing my heart out, and ran straight to my mum.

Me: Mum, Samantha said you and dad had sex to have me. *Wailing*

Mum: Samantha is lying! Don’t listen to that girl and stay away from her. 😠


Turns out, I remained sheltered for a ridiculously long time. As I got older, I got asked by a fellow guy student.

White guy in my class: So when do you plan on having sex?

Me: Never, it’s against my religion.

White guy:

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Posted: 3 years ago

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Neighbour: No, it’s SEX. That means your parents both had sex to have you.

Every person I know of my generation was traumatized after knowing this....

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Posted: 3 years ago

Bahut logon ko shaq ho raha tha ki ye staged hai.

Now I think their hunch was right!

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: Havaana

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I’ve seen this before. 😆😆

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: Havaana

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maine naa dekha ho aisa kaise ho sakta hai dekha hua hai😆

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