Present scene
Place :- heaven
Naira kartik ke piche base Ball ๐ ka bat ๐ leh kar bhaag rahi hoti hai .
Gayatri aka gayu side mai jor jor se ro rahi hoti hai
Senario
Bhagwan waha se gujar rahe hote hai aur yeh sab dekh kar yumraj se puchte Hain
Yahan nari Bhalla lekar is purush Ke piche kyon bhag rahi hai? ๐ค๐ง
Yamraj :- ji ,Prabhu woh dono pati patni hai ๐คท๐ฅฑ
Bhagwan:- toh maar ne ke baad bhi inke jhagade khatm nahin hue ๐ฅด๐คท
Yumraj:- ji nahi Prabhu,
Baat yeh hai ki subha naira ne kartik ko uske teeno bacho ke sasural ka haal pucha tha ๐คท
Kartik ne kuch aise varnan (explain) kiya ki
ab usi ka fal bhugat raha hai๐ฅด๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Bhagwan:- aise kya bol diya๐คท
Yamraaj :- Yahi ki bahu puri pagal hai! Aur jab dekho marne bhaag jahti hai aur sabko apne piche bhagati hai๐๐๐๐๐ ishliye uska beta har waqt sadme mai rehta hai ๐คฃ๐๐
Damaad:- gussa hone per ghar ke furniture tord deta hai ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Phir baad mai hospital chord deta hai ๐ฅฑ
Damaad ka bara bhai karte kya hai pata nahi
Kabhi Sangeet kar dikhta hai toh kabhi tamatar khate๐คท๐ฅด๐คท๐ฅด
Damaad ki maa:- hasti kam aur bin baat ke rohti jada hai. Inko hypertension tha per ab nahi hai
Sayad bhul gai hai!๐คท๐ค
Damaad ki tai ji :- inko khud ke bacho per bharosa kaam aur kartik ke damaad pe bharosa jada hai ๐
Damaad ke tau ji:- hai yeh doctor per kabhi ilaaj karte dikhte nahi.๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Hospital mai overtime kara Kara kar bichare ko maar rahe hai aur woh har dusare din hospital chord ke bhaag rahe hai.๐๐๐๐
Damaad ka chota bhai :- Sitapur jane wala tha .
Abhi tak gaya nahi.
Kyu ki dkp ke pass Sitapur banane ka budget nahi
Ishliye plan cancel.
Damaad ke papa. Din bhaar PR strategy leh kar ghumte hai inko na raat ka pata hai !
na din ka !
ishliye har waqt coat pant mai hi rehte hai๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Baki ek bhabhi bhi hai jinka hona na hona ek hi baat hai.
Pata nahi kon se news channel mai kaam karti hai
Tv mai toh dekhti nahi ๐คท
Tariff kuch jada hi kar di thi kartik ne!
ishliye ab naira se fal mil raha hai๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Bhagwan:- per Gayatri (gayu) kyu ro rahi hai?
Yamraaj:- phele chote mai ghar wale nazarandaaz karte the Vansh ko
Ab script mai dkp wale karte hai Ishliye!!!๐ฅด๐คท๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
To be continue...........
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