To: hr@ mardkodardnahihota.com
Cc: Anupamaa@ JoMardKoHotaHaiWohOratkoKyuNahi.com
Subject: Application for the position of Babysitter for V
Dear sir / madam,
I would like to put my name forward to babysit the misunderstood and victimised V. The pain that I have borne witness to in his eyes and in his entire being lately, has moved me immensely. I see it as an altruistic responsibility in fact to put myself forward for this most noble of positions.
You will see from my attached CV that my qualifications will put Nanny McFee and Mary Poppins to shame. I should point out that RS is an old family friend, so by six degrees of separation, V is already connected to me.
I have Cc'd Anupamaaji as you can see. I know all decisions are run by her so I thought I'd pre-empt any issues that may arise in the vetting process by informing her in advance. I'm preparing myself for bhashans on loop by spending my days avidly listening to folk in Speakers Corner, Hyde Park Corner.
I wait in eager anticipation for your response. I appreciate you may have to speak to the warder and the courts to get permission, but, it will be worth it. Trust me 😇
Yours sincerely,
A M Asochist
Ranchi
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