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Dhoduraam- konsa company ka antacid tablets chahiya?

Hathodi-Tune abhi kharida nahi? Mar jaungi meh tuh vidwa ho jayaga.

Dhoduraam-Ha toh kisne kaha tha kaal paach plate chat khane ko?!?😡

Hathodi-Areh exams khatam hone ki khushi mein thoda...🥱

Dhoduraam-Woh khaya toh Khaya, aaj Jo subha aachar ke saath paratha thuss rahi thi?

Hathodi-Tera Matlab paratha ke saath achar?

Dhoduraam- Biwi ji paratha ke saath achar toh insaan khatey hain. Tum toh alag hi species ho na isliya opposite kar rahi thi. Pura family tumhe akhe phaar phaar k dekh raha tha.

Hathodi-Family se yaad aya. Teri family Teri jaisi hain. Saab ke Saab confuje aatma.

Dhoduraam-Tum bhi Kya typical wife ki tara complain Karne lagi?

Hathodi-Complain na kar rahi hoon. Bata rahi hoon. Aaj tera Jane ka baad haar dusre minute koi kamre mein akay manne dekhke , valai ya karke jata hain. Duggu kuch der pehla aya, manne hug kiya aur kiss karke chala gaya. Esha ayie aur manne baccho ke pictures dikhana lag gayi. Keh rahi thi ki yaha se kuch pics ka poster banaygi. Chachiji aur Aunty ji ney aka manne zabardasti koi juice piladi Keh rahi thi ki healthy hain maray liya. Bahar kabse Hoshiyar Jiju ney zor sey 'Dhiktana song' play karke rakha hain aur woh Sunaina bhabhi k saath naach bhi rahe hain. Bade Dil wala uncle ji ney bhi manne strict orders di hain ki koi Kam na karna. Main phir thoda paani pine niche Kya gaayi. Dekha ki woh Chavvi phut phut k ro rahi hain aur Teri behen use sambhal rahi hain aur manne aankh bhi dikha rahi hain. Mera toh seer Dard hogaya. Atay waqt paracetamol bhi leka ana

Dhoduraam-Yaar itna lamba text. Itihaas likhe ho kya? Ruko parta Hoon.

Hathodi-

Dhoduraam-Areh aaj toh Saab kuch zyada hi weird behave kar rahe hain. Accha ghar akay dekhta hoon. Tum bathao Kal Jo gir gayi thi aur paer jo suj gaya the uska daard abhi bhi hain?

Hathodi-Haan, kaha toh tha Moov le ana. Kuch yaad kyun nahi rehta tanne. Aunty ji ne bachpaan main badam na khilaya tha k? 😲

Dhoduraam-Nahi khilaya toh they Meri mom ney . Paar tumhara Saath reh k Mera saare brain cells exponential rate mein deplete kar raha hain😲

Hathodi-Dekh Mahra paas energy na hain thare sey behas Karne k liya. Ek toh tera parivaar ney....

Hathodi-Ek min! Tune inhe bataya toh nahi na mera pet kharab hain???😳

Dhoduraam-Nahi. Tumne mana Kiya tha na. Paar jis tarah se Tum ulti kar rahi hoon subha se. It's possible ki unhe pata chal gaya hoon.

Hathodi-Phirse utli arahi hain🤢. Tu phone maat kharka Zara haath paer chala aur leka a Mera liya medicines...

Dhoduraam-Main ata hoon jaldi 😒

Dhoduraam- please take care of yourself.❤️

A/N-Ab Alhawats ko kon batayaga? 😆

P.S-Bohot logo ka mood off hain so trying to lighten up the environment. Hope you have a good laugh. Baki we all are in this together 👍🏼

It is ultimate funny dear…. 🤣 tumne to toilet -ek prem katha likh di…🤣

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Originally posted by: Mysterylushes

Dhoduraam- konsa company ka antacid tablets chahiya?

Hathodi-Tune abhi kharida nahi? Mar jaungi meh tuh vidwa ho jayaga.

Dhoduraam-Ha toh kisne kaha tha kaal paach plate chat khane ko?!?😡

Hathodi-Areh exams khatam hone ki khushi mein thoda...🥱

Dhoduraam-Woh khaya toh Khaya, aaj Jo subha aachar ke saath paratha thuss rahi thi?

Hathodi-Tera Matlab paratha ke saath achar?

Dhoduraam- Biwi ji paratha ke saath achar toh insaan khatey hain. Tum toh alag hi species ho na isliya opposite kar rahi thi. Pura family tumhe akhe phaar phaar k dekh raha tha.

Hathodi-Family se yaad aya. Teri family Teri jaisi hain. Saab ke Saab confuje aatma.

Dhoduraam-Tum bhi Kya typical wife ki tara complain Karne lagi?

Hathodi-Complain na kar rahi hoon. Bata rahi hoon. Aaj tera Jane ka baad haar dusre minute koi kamre mein akay manne dekhke , valai ya karke jata hain. Duggu kuch der pehla aya, manne hug kiya aur kiss karke chala gaya. Esha ayie aur manne baccho ke pictures dikhana lag gayi. Keh rahi thi ki yaha se kuch pics ka poster banaygi. Chachiji aur Aunty ji ney aka manne zabardasti koi juice piladi Keh rahi thi ki healthy hain maray liya. Bahar kabse Hoshiyar Jiju ney zor sey 'Dhiktana song' play karke rakha hain aur woh Sunaina bhabhi k saath naach bhi rahe hain. Bade Dil wala uncle ji ney bhi manne strict orders di hain ki koi Kam na karna. Main phir thoda paani pine niche Kya gaayi. Dekha ki woh Chavvi phut phut k ro rahi hain aur Teri behen use sambhal rahi hain aur manne aankh bhi dikha rahi hain. Mera toh seer Dard hogaya. Atay waqt paracetamol bhi leka ana

Dhoduraam-Yaar itna lamba text. Itihaas likhe ho kya? Ruko parta Hoon.

Hathodi-

Dhoduraam-Areh aaj toh Saab kuch zyada hi weird behave kar rahe hain. Accha ghar akay dekhta hoon. Tum bathao Kal Jo gir gayi thi aur paer jo suj gaya the uska daard abhi bhi hain?

Hathodi-Haan, kaha toh tha Moov le ana. Kuch yaad kyun nahi rehta tanne. Aunty ji ne bachpaan main badam na khilaya tha k? 😲

Dhoduraam-Nahi khilaya toh they Meri mom ney . Paar tumhara Saath reh k Mera saare brain cells exponential rate mein deplete kar raha hain😲

Hathodi-Dekh Mahra paas energy na hain thare sey behas Karne k liya. Ek toh tera parivaar ney....

Hathodi-Ek min! Tune inhe bataya toh nahi na mera pet kharab hain???😳

Dhoduraam-Nahi. Tumne mana Kiya tha na. Paar jis tarah se Tum ulti kar rahi hoon subha se. It's possible ki unhe pata chal gaya hoon.

Hathodi-Phirse utli arahi hain🤢. Tu phone maat kharka Zara haath paer chala aur leka a Mera liya medicines...

Dhoduraam-Main ata hoon jaldi 😒

Dhoduraam- please take care of yourself.❤️

A/N-Ab Alhawats ko kon batayaga? 😆

P.S-Bohot logo ka mood off hain so trying to lighten up the environment. Hope you have a good laugh. Baki we all are in this together 👍🏼

Awwwwwwwww yeh dono itneee cute kyun hai ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Yeh alhawats ke sapno pe koyi Break lagao 🤣🤣kya ko kya samaj liya but it's all so cute and accurate

Thanks for writing this and thanks for the tag.

ITV & it's DASTAAN-E-ULTIS.

Cute One ..😳Kya kya likhti ho👍🏼....Bas sapno ke duniya me chale jaye!!!❤️

Lolol that was so funny. Thank you for tagging me and taking this effort to put a smile on everyone's faces ❤️ aapne kit a accurately describe kiya situation aur characters ko. Kudos

Originally posted by: reginalsecret

Lolol that was so funny. Thank you for tagging me and taking this effort to put a smile on everyone's faces ❤️ aapne kit a accurately describe kiya situation aur characters ko. Kudos

The Textfic idea credit goes to Jiggy

Originally posted by: Mysterylushes

Dhoduraam- konsa company ka antacid tablets chahiya?

Hathodi-Tune abhi kharida nahi? Mar jaungi meh tuh vidwa ho jayaga.

Dhoduraam-Ha toh kisne kaha tha kaal paach plate chat khane ko?!?😡

Hathodi-Areh exams khatam hone ki khushi mein thoda...🥱

Dhoduraam-Woh khaya toh Khaya, aaj Jo subha aachar ke saath paratha thuss rahi thi?

Hathodi-Tera Matlab paratha ke saath achar?

Dhoduraam- Biwi ji paratha ke saath achar toh insaan khatey hain. Tum toh alag hi species ho na isliya opposite kar rahi thi. Pura family tumhe akhe phaar phaar k dekh raha tha.

Hathodi-Family se yaad aya. Teri family Teri jaisi hain. Saab ke Saab confuje aatma.

Dhoduraam-Tum bhi Kya typical wife ki tara complain Karne lagi?

Hathodi-Complain na kar rahi hoon. Bata rahi hoon. Aaj tera Jane ka baad haar dusre minute koi kamre mein akay manne dekhke , valai ya karke jata hain. Duggu kuch der pehla aya, manne hug kiya aur kiss karke chala gaya. Esha ayie aur manne baccho ke pictures dikhana lag gayi. Keh rahi thi ki yaha se kuch pics ka poster banaygi. Chachiji aur Aunty ji ney aka manne zabardasti koi juice piladi Keh rahi thi ki healthy hain maray liya. Bahar kabse Hoshiyar Jiju ney zor sey 'Dhiktana song' play karke rakha hain aur woh Sunaina bhabhi k saath naach bhi rahe hain. Bade Dil wala uncle ji ney bhi manne strict orders di hain ki koi Kam na karna. Main phir thoda paani pine niche Kya gaayi. Dekha ki woh Chavvi phut phut k ro rahi hain aur Teri behen use sambhal rahi hain aur manne aankh bhi dikha rahi hain. Mera toh seer Dard hogaya. Atay waqt paracetamol bhi leka ana

Dhoduraam-Yaar itna lamba text. Itihaas likhe ho kya? Ruko parta Hoon.

Hathodi-

Dhoduraam-Areh aaj toh Saab kuch zyada hi weird behave kar rahe hain. Accha ghar akay dekhta hoon. Tum bathao Kal Jo gir gayi thi aur paer jo suj gaya the uska daard abhi bhi hain?

Hathodi-Haan, kaha toh tha Moov le ana. Kuch yaad kyun nahi rehta tanne. Aunty ji ne bachpaan main badam na khilaya tha k? 😲

Dhoduraam-Nahi khilaya toh they Meri mom ney . Paar tumhara Saath reh k Mera saare brain cells exponential rate mein deplete kar raha hain😲

Hathodi-Dekh Mahra paas energy na hain thare sey behas Karne k liya. Ek toh tera parivaar ney....

Hathodi-Ek min! Tune inhe bataya toh nahi na mera pet kharab hain???😳

Dhoduraam-Nahi. Tumne mana Kiya tha na. Paar jis tarah se Tum ulti kar rahi hoon subha se. It's possible ki unhe pata chal gaya hoon.

Hathodi-Phirse utli arahi hain🤢. Tu phone maat kharka Zara haath paer chala aur leka a Mera liya medicines...

Dhoduraam-Main ata hoon jaldi 😒

Dhoduraam- please take care of yourself.❤️

A/N-Ab Alhawats ko kon batayaga? 😆

P.S-Bohot logo ka mood off hain so trying to lighten up the environment. Hope you have a good laugh. Baki we all are in this together 👍🏼

Alhawats 🤣🤣🤣

Tu vidhwa ho jaayega.. 🤣

Bahut acha tha.. Pls write more such funny ones. 🤭

Originally posted by: Mysterylushes

The Textfic idea credit goes to Jiggy

Hehe..

Maine bhi koi forum mai dekha tha.. 😆