Didi CV details (fun post) - Page 2

Originally posted by: maahi11

I have only one word to say rather do whistling 👏🤣 this is till date the best post i have read.

He he he totally epic babe

Ab what to do yaa, itna talent hai!! kut kut ke bhara hua hai!!

Tagging a few people who will enjoy this!

Omg

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Best haa best

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Originally posted by: hanishank

Omg

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Best haa best

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haina!! kut kut ke talent hai!! 🤣

I forgot to tag you!!

you too!! (I'm forgetful)

Originally posted by: Svt611

So I was thinking agar didi ko job keliye apply karna pada toh CV main kya likhegi please see below-

Patralekha Saulenkhe

residence- Chavan niwas, sundar nagar

phone number- (badi mami ne dene se mana kiya hai)

email address- (nahi hai)

Qualification-

School in susheelta

Degree in Dignity

Masters in Maturity

Talent-

1. Master at making Amrit Chai, loved by my badi mami

2. Walking into a couple's room without knocking at any given time

3. Lusting over my devar (inspired by badi mami)

4. Listening to everything elders have to say because my parents taught me so..

5. Hiding and overhearing conversations between family members

6. Writing a letter as a fake person and sending it to my own house

7. Providing expressions that need subtitles

8. Blaming my faults on other people's poor decisions

9. Hating my devar's wife

10. Blocking phone numbers in one conversation

11. Falling in love in 1.47 hours

12. Agreeing for marriage with ex-lovers cousin because he did not recognize my voice

13. getting married to cousin to stay close to devar (ex-lover) [please refer to point 3]

14. Getting hurt by imaginary saas tanas

15. Being a yoga expert!

16. Getting bezzati done by ex-lover turned devars wife

17. Planning and plotting against devars wife

18. Repeating three phrases everyday and still gaining the main focus!

19. Murdering innocents likes Candy floss, pillow, vase, sabji and many more

Daily favourite activites-

1. Virat, tumhari biwi ne meri bezzati ki hai

2. badi mami, chai

3. badi mami, aap mujhe mere aai baba ke ghar jaane dijiye

4. Sai, hamesha jeet nahi sakti.

Refernce-

Bhavani Nagesh chavan- Badi mami

Waise didi apme kut kut ke talent bhara hua hai, mujhe realize hi nahi hua tha!! Aap Dhanya ho 🙏🏼

Main dua karti hoon Apka Talent kisi aur ko na mile aur aap hi tak seemit rahe!

wow!!!! patralekha ji...aap tho badi talented nikhli 👏

we would like to offer u a job as chai waali at our raaste ke end pe khade huye chai la tela...

if u are interested please reply to this as u are sooo gawaar that don't have an email ID yet.. and we shall discuss the further details...

hum apke reply prateeksha karenge..

yours sincerely,

chai ke tela waale ka rival.

LMAO the post reminded me of this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMJ2eLiFLEx/?igshid=3ahm249vngaz

Originally posted by: Chandu_500

wow!!!! patralekha ji...aap tho badi talented nikhli 👏

we would like to offer u a job as chai waali at our raaste ke end pe khade huye chai la tela...

if u are interested please reply to this as u are sooo gawaar that don't have an email ID yet.. and we shall discuss the further details...

hum apke reply prateeksha karenge..

yours sincerely,

chai ke tela waale ka rival.

bezzati hogayi!!

Last line reference Badi Mami 🤣🤣

Yoga nahi bhoole aap 👏

Yeh sab bhi hai 😂😂

Talent in ignoring unwanted things (someone's photo).

Dutiful and responsible- giving timely food to ex , wait and serve water to ex when he returns from work, ensure ex eats his favourite aallo vadi

Selfless - can keep vrath for Badi Mami and not husband

Specialized in hypocrisy.

Phd in taunting.

Expert in sympathy gaining - mein akeli hoon, mera pati nahi hai, Aai (Mansi buaki chintha ho rahi hai), mein akeli nahi seh pa rahi hoon, mujhe tumhare saath ki zaroorat hai Virat

Understanding friend - Sai ko bhool jao Virat, mein samajh sakthi hoon ki Sai tumhati izzat nahi karti hai, usko tumhari parvaah nahi hai, tumne doosron ke khatir apna career daav pe laga diya hai

Loyal lover - man karta hai ki mein cheek cheek ke bataoon ki mein Virat se pyaar karti hoon and sirf aur sirf Virat se pyaar karti hoon aur kisise pyar nahi kar paoongi aur tumhare bhaai se toh bilkul nahi

Loyalty's another example - main Vrat savitri ka Vrat dil se nahi rakh paoongi Samrat ke liye

Sunny kya tum chahthe ho ki main Virat aur Samrat ko ek jaisa pyar karoon?

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Bahut lamba list hai, abhi nahi kiya toh khud ko control nahi kar paoongi 😉

Thanks for tagging dear ❤