Virat ki bhook mitao (fun post) - Page 3

Ek aur miss kar diya tumne Jaaannnnkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Safe house se mujhe suddenly call kiya Sai ne. Main apni true love/vaada sakhi ke baare mein bhi bina soche phone uthaya, aur woh kitni pyaar se puch rahi thi, "aap kaise hai? aap theek hai na? aapne khana kaya? aap mere baare mein bilkul fikar mat karna, aap sirf aur sirf apna khayal rakhna..." Yeh sab sunke bhook mitne hi wala tha, phir baad mein pata chala ki usne mujhe galati se phone laga liya, aur yeh meethi meethi baatein sirf Kamal Sir ke liye tha.

College ka pehla din, maine usse kitni pyaar se drop kiya aur chocolate bhi diya. Jab college choot the waqt phone karta hoon, toh sirf haath dikha rahi hai. Ek baar, bhas ek baar chehra nahi dikha sakti? Haath dekhna sirf ek bahana tha😭. Mujhe nahi lagta hai ki kisi bhi husband ko apni Baiko ka chehra dekhne ke liye itna struggle karna padega. In fact, mera struggle dekh ke Ananya Pandey bhi sharma jayegi

Originally posted by: jankiraghav

🤣🤣🤣 Lagta hai edible wala khaana bhi dream me hi milega ab

He did burst into tears with Aai but sab jhooth Bola 😝

Jab bhi aai khilaye kha lijiye Virat Sir nahin to Sai na to aapse khane ke baare mein poochegi aur na Pakhi didi to khilane dengi aai aur Sai... no wonder the last two alphabets of two important women in his life is the same i.e ai🤣they think the same way😆

Itne pyaar se Nadi kinare le Jane ke liye bol Raha tha. Sai ne daant Diya, jab maani toh bhi Usha moushi maar di.

Phir jab haath padkne ko bola zid me akele chal Kar ghum ho Gayi. Phir uss shady bikewale se bachaya toh hug bhi Nahi Kiya, Kitna darr Gaya tha main. 🙄

Hillarious cant stop laughing 🤣. Poor virat🤣

Jab pari khatre mein thi aur Sai pari ko bachane jaa rahi thi, tab MAINE, MAINE, itni mushkil se Sai ko samjhaya, tab ja kar mani thi. Maine Sai ke liye, ek smart mission rakha taki Sai ki pari theek ho aur Sai ko koi takleef na ho. Kya kaha usne mujhe? Kuch nai

Jab jagtap sai ke bare mein anab shanab bol raha tha, tab koi nahi aya usko chup karane par MAINE, MAINE, jagtap ko ek thappad mara, Sai ke liye. Tabhi kuch nahi bole woh.

Lekin jab maine poocha joh b khet ki height kitne hain toh turant raazi ho gayi, height nap ne ke liye uski ...mere saath hi aisa kyun Sai kyun?

Originally posted by: jankiraghav

Girls, bechara ACP Virat Chavan maang hi kya raha hai? All he wants Sai is to have the understanding of how to do his bhook mitana... He's been waiting to literally 'eat' since ever. Please consider his daleels ( feel free to add) in first person account:

"No one understands me except my Aai. But I can't even tell her how bhookha I am so that she can tell my wife about it and drill some sense into her. Waise bhi, Sai meri sunti Kahan hai... Mere poore parivaar me usse sirf meri (MERI) Aai Pasand Hai par main Nahin 😭😫🥺

And just today i learnt that she wanted to remind me of my Aai's Aai -- I realise it's not a bad idea to meet Aai's Aai and take along Sai. Isi bahaane wo aayegi toh... But, what did Aai say, Meri vaat lagayegi Sai if I say something to Aai? Usne kya abhi meri Kam vaat lagayi hai kya? Kaise tarsaaya hai just see...

Actual khaana

- She was making poha in the safe house. I said, "10 minute me aa Raha hoon..." She said zaroorat Nahi hai.. ek Baar bhi Nahin Bola, okay aa jao Saath me khaate hain. Instead, I had to make do with Usha maushi's khaana.. doing the duty she assigned to me😒 Super !!

- I disguised as a milkman and took Tiffin for her. Because I knew she was missing the food. Ek Baar bhi even for the sake of courtesy, she didn't offer even a morsel 😔😑 aisa koi karta hai? ha ha

- wedding ke baad, khaana kha lo... Nahi😒 she told me to leave the room. She didn't even ask if I had eaten 😔

- Nadi kinaare bhel poori haath se khaani thi... But no, Sai didn't! Tease Karke khud khaa li... Khilaya bhi toh teekhi paani poori Ka second serving 🥵 kya dushmani hai iski mujh se?!😒

- Kuch meetha ho Jaye wali chocolate 🍫 I badly wanted to eat the jhootha.. suna tha pyaar badhta hai, but no! Selfish Sai goes, "Ye meri hai... " 🥺😟 Meetha toh share Karna Chahiye ya Nahi

- Of course, itni nafrat hai ki itna super romantic mood tha dinner Ka but mere "pyaar" ki pungi Baja Kar, itne 'pyaar se' Ghar aaya, un armaano Ka gala ghont Kar she goes, "Baby baby, muah muah, Amy baby..." Tell me, which man would be able to swallow even water after that?!😭

- Next day, bechara me, I executed the plan as per biwi's order-- Haan maana, I had already goofed up with all the cheekhna chillana but still -- shaam ko Ghar aaya toh aisa mehsus Karaya Jaise "adalat me Aaya hoon"... Katghare me khada mujrim. "Socha tha Saath me dinner karenge... But Nahi..." Upar se when room service brought dinner, Sai abandoned me with the creepy snake and left 😒😑 I had to eat the fumes from the head balm.

- next day Bola have breakfast, I'll drop you but Nahi. She has decided to starve me to death every which way.. Nikal gayi, Bina meri taraf dekhe 😔😒 poore din hawa taste Karni padi

- and of course, you all saw what she did with me last night. Pehle dance se mantramughdh Kiya aur phir adrenaline ke gubbare par teen pin maar diye -- first she disowned 'our' room, then she spoke of her mantramughdh moment with another guy (what was his name!?) And then she spoke of Pakhi bringing me dinner. Of course, I am discounting all those heartbreaking answers she gave me in between to my innocent questions about some random guy we both don't even know!? Meri poori bhook maar di. Aisa koi karta hai kya? Aap hi batao...

Non edible bhook

- Jagtap se bachaya kisne? Maine. Pehla hug kisko Mila? My now father-in-law, late Shri Kamal Joshi. Nahi, maana, maana that he was her Aaba but main?! Meri koi value hai? Meri koi feelings Nahi Hain? 😓

- Safe house as drive Karke kaun laya? Main. But what does she do? Sulks that Aaba didn't come, tells me she will remember me only because Aaba will remind her about me when she goes to Nagpur and gives me the hope of the hug and stops-- and I was waiting for the action to be executed but no!

- Ab SR night, she sent Pakhi away, locked the room too...put curtains, kuch tho I had expectations, but no..

- Result ki Khushi mein she hugged Aai and Bua and even that matchstick karishma. Mujh me koi kaante lage Hain kya? 😓😖

- Did she dress up for our dinner only to kill me with her words? 😣 Don't you think it was the perfect evening to have the 'pyaar se' hug. We were so well dressed 💔 but who for the muah muahs?

- Amey arrest hone ke baad, I thought she'd be jumping like a kangaroo when i go back home but what did she do? I kept hovering around for the hug, just one hug, literally pulling her and showing my desperation but did she understand? Nahi. Sai samajhti Nahi hai 😔😒🥺 rather I had to leave my room

- wo dance ke baad itna mast mast moment tha... But no, it wasn't me. She was imagining someone else?😮😫

You judge this case. Isn't this gross injustice? And if you can remember any more injustice against me please feel free to add. Meanwhile, I'll just finish my round up of Nagpur Medical College

Yours truly

ACP

Ha ha ha..Jaaaan Key...This is the new name for you......Super write up dear..You should contest and become a stand up comedian..you have the wit and humor..

Originally posted by: BlueJayFire

Ha ha ha..Jaaaan Key...This is the new name for you......Super write up dear..You should contest and become a stand up comedian..you have the wit and humor..

When you have jalebis to decipher, you become a stand-up comedian by default🤣

Originally posted by: ..Peppermint..

Par Virat sir, pehli baar jab wo khaana layi thi aapke liye, tab to aapne plate phek diya tha😃 (which is why you to need to suffer some more👍🏼)

Apne defence mein no one writes things that can be used against them during the trial 🤣

For your information, Sai is also sharing her food with her professor😎

Now, someone tell him that. 🤣🤣She's been sharing her tiffin with a professor and dancing to the songs of another khet ki mooli at the insistence of this professor. 😈 KAUN HO TUM!? TUM HO KAUN? NAMAK haraamm 😵

Ab aap pakhi didi ke haathon ke khaane se hi kaam chalao🤣🤣

Thank God for Aai's hands. "Roz khilaungi" she said. she knows his case with Sai is hopeless right now 🤣

Originally posted by: Chahat_A_Doshi

Virat Chavan you can do it. Himaat e mard a toh madad e Khuda.

I give my self a pep talk looking in the.mirror.

I take a deep breath.

Sai

Hmm

Mujhe HUGGIES chahiye. ☺️

Aapko DIAPERS kyun chahiye? 🤔

😔

It's ok Virat All is Well

Take another deep breath.

Sai

Hmm

Kiss Me ☺️

Huh? 😲

Kiss Me khaogi tum wo tumhe meetha pasand hai na toh main laaya hoon.

Kiss Me 😃 I love Kiss Me.

Even I would love if you KISS ME and say to me KISS ME

Kuch kaha aapne

Main keh bhi doon par kya tumhe samajh aayegi meri jalebiyaan?

Virat you need to stop.drinking water instead drink sprite Tabhi karega seedhi baat no bakwaas.

😃 Sai is so happy Sai happy toh main happy.

For the next "kuch meetha ho jaye" moment, he must buy the 'silk' version of that chocolate and tell Sai to sing the jingle to geet the chocolate: "Kiss Me, Close Your Eyes, Miss Me, Close Your Eyes, And Kiss Me, I Can Read Your Lips, On Your Fingertips, I Can Feel Your Smile, Come On My Lips And Happiness In Your Eyes..Kiss Me, Close Your Eyes"

Then do it. "Tumhi ne toh abhi kaha, Sai... Aur main toh tumhari har baat maanta hoon." 😆

Originally posted by: jankiraghav

Apne defence mein no one writes things that can be used against them during the trial

Bhugto ab😃

Now, someone tell him that. She's been sharing her tiffin with a professor and dancing to the songs of another khet ki mooli at the insistence of this professor. KAUN HO TUM!? TUM HO KAUN? NAMAK haraamm

Rishte mein tumhare jeeja lagte hain,

Naam hain Dr. Pulkit😳

Thank God for Aai's hands. "Roz khilaungi" she said. she knows his case with Sai is hopeless right now

Aai ne already yeh kaam Sai ko delegate kar diya...kyunki wo janti hain ki tumse kuch nahi hone wala hain🤪