The ‘Na Hone Wali Shaadi’ Theories - Page 12

Originally posted by: SophieKarim

Stupid Mahira thinks Karan’s marrying her because he loves her. He’s only marrying her to make Preeta feel pain and really low about herself, the more he claims that she’s nothing to him and he doesn’t care basically really means that he loves her and cares, he just has a very VERY stupid way of showing it. That’s why (another theory btw 🤣), I’m guessing Preeta’s gonna show up but without the mangal sutra & sindoor and seeing her stick up for herself and act like she really doesn’t care about his second marriage will leave him fuming.

There’s a BTS still of Preeta & Kareena having a face off. I seriously hope it’s Preeta taunting Kameeni Kareena and not the other way round (watch me get clowned when this doesn’t happen 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡)

I hope she gives some mooh tod jawab atleast once.

Originally posted by: SophieKarim

Shiv & Mahira would’ve looked good together, I’m still routing for it, I would love to see it ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣. Karan is just going way over the limit now. Neither does he let Preeta talk to anyone, nor does he let her see dreams of being with Prithvi, nor does he let her see dreams of being with him, he doesn’t let her cry because in his eyes, that’s acting, now when she shows up without his mangal sutra & sindoor smiling, THATS a problem aswell.

DUDE, what do you want??! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Karan: I want you (preeta) to say that tkl won and preeta lost! 🤣

Originally posted by: MandyTheBlogger

This wedding is making think more weirdly than all previous wedding sessions in kdb. Since we all very well know we don't get what we expect hum toh apni hi story world bana rahe hain 😆

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Mahira: agar tumme itne hi shauk hai jealousy ki smell soonkne (smell karne) ki, then you are hugging the wrong person. Right person idhar (pointing herself ) khadi hun! Tum donon ko saath mein dek ke mein jo fume ho rahi hai na 'j' se usse ye poore muhalle ko smell karne lag gaya hoga. Now come back here and mujse shaadi karo.

Mom, kareena aunty, sherlyn,. dekhona karan voh preeta ke pass kaise chippak ke khada hai.. Please do something. Mujhe aaj hi Karan se shaadi karni hai..

🤣🤣

Noodle Chudail: “Kareena, I swear Maine aisi ladki pehle kabhi nahi dekhi”

Kameeni Kareena: “Dekha??! Maine kaha ta, Preeta Arora ek buri ladki hai leikin kisi ne meri baat nahi suni. Yeh ladki iss ghar ke liye manhoos hai!”

Sherlyn: *In her head* Mera punnu baby kaha hai?!” 🤣🤣🤣

When it comes to dealing with Mahira, all Sherlyn thinks is about her Punnu ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣

You know when Kareena says Preeta is bad for their family? She’s right. I mean, a sane person is obviously bad for a house full of mental toxic people right? Sane people shouldn’t be near anyone who’s crazy like this fake family ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼 🤣🤣🤣.The whole reason why Prithvi calls it a pagal khana, it’s exactly that ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: MandyTheBlogger

So true. That is why I secretly pray that CVs bring preeta into lutra mansion soon. 😃 ya phir preeta should say goodbye to lutras. Since that ain't gonna happen. 😆

A question! Who’s worse... Karan or Deepak? I’m not bringing our Prithvi ji into this ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: SophieKarim

Rishabh catches him saying that and suddenly it’s “TU HOTA KAUN HAI YEH SAB BOLNE WALA PREETA JI SE??! KARAN HAMARE GHAR MEIN BARE HAI JO DECISIONS LENGE, TUM NAHI!” “TUMHE KOI FARQ NAHI PARTA LEIKIN FARQ KARNA PAREGA!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Karan: Ab tum mujhe preeta ke baare mein lecture dega?? Uhhh?? Tumhe koi faraq nahi parta, lekin farq karna padega... isse matlab kya hai tera???

Rishab tum mujhe ye batao.. tum mere bhai ho ya uske.. jab dekho preeta ji ye, preeta ji voh. tumhari LAGTI KYA HAI VOH??

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: SophieKarim

LMFAO—- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bechari Noodle Chudail & her Noodle head 🤣🤣🤣 Either seeing that or she got a phone call from her Noodle Baba (where on earth is this guy anyway??! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

Ooffoo.. how many times do I have to remind you that guy is just an imaginative character just like the tiger in the story of the shepard boy's story. Voh story ke aakri episode thak aane wala nahi hai🤣🤣

Originally posted by: MandyTheBlogger

Karan: Ab tum mujhe preeta ke baare mein lecture dega?? Uhhh?? Tumhe koi faraq nahi parta, lekin farq karna padega... isse matlab kya hai tera???

Rishab tum mujhe ye batao.. tum mere bhai ho ya uske.. jab dekho preeta ji ye, preeta ji voh. tumhari LAGTI KYA HAI VOH??

🤣🤣🤣🤣

DEAD— 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rishabh: “ TERI HIMMAT KAISE HUI APNE BHARE BHAI SE AISE BAAT KARNE KA?! Tu aisa kaise bol sakta hai, Karan?! Apne Rishabh bhai se?! Woh mere liye Preeta ji hai, sirf Preeta ji aur tumme usse izzat DENA PADEGA! Main dekhta hoon kaun rokta hai!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: SophieKarim

Noodle Chudail: “Kareena, I swear Maine aisi ladki pehle kabhi nahi dekhi”

Kameeni Kareena: “Dekha??! Maine kaha ta, Preeta Arora ek buri ladki hai leikin kisi ne meri baat nahi suni. Yeh ladki iss ghar ke liye manhoos hai!”

Sherlyn: *In her head* Mera punnu baby kaha hai?!” 🤣🤣🤣

When it comes to dealing with Mahira, all Sherlyn thinks is about her Punnu ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣

You know when Kareena says Preeta is bad for their family? She’s right. I mean, a sane person is obviously bad for a house full of mental toxic people right? Sane people shouldn’t be near anyone who’s crazy like this fake family ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼 🤣🤣🤣.The whole reason why Prithvi calls it a pagal khana, it’s exactly that ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

*** samy's phone ringing ***

Unkown: hello bro.. kaise ho tum? Pehchana kaun?

Samy: hey rohit. Kaise ho yaar, long time. Itne din gaayab hoke aaj achanak mere yaad kaise aaye?

Rohit: i came across some really strange news article about karan bhai. Aaj unka shaadi hai na??

Samy: han, voh toh hai.. par pata nahi ki ab ye shaadi hoga ya nahi..(unsure as he is witnessing karan hugging preeta) **karan bhai mo aaj sach mein shadi karna hai ya nahi karna hai**

Rohit: iska matab tum logon ne bhi voh article dhekha kya? Kya voh sach mein sach hai??

Samy: tum kaunse article ke baare mein baat kar rahe ho??

Rohit: vahi, jis mein ye likha hai that Karan bhai is already married to some other girl and uske rahte hue he is getting married to some.other girl now. That girls picture is also there. Sare news channels mein ab yehi dhika rahe hain.

Samy: Kya???? Tum abhi phone rakho and let me check that now..

**after checking the news samy runs into the hall where mahira is still complaining about karan and preeta**

Mahira : mom, meri shaadi aaj toh hoga kya?

Samy: mahira, can you please shut up for once? Shadi shaadi shaadi, tumhare dimag mein iske alawa koyi baat ghusti nahi hai kya??

Kareena: Sameer, how dare you taunt my hone waali bahu!

Samy: aap ko hone wali ki fikar hai, par jo already hai uska kya???

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I know sammy doesn't dare to talk like this. But he does in my story...😆

Originally posted by: SophieKarim

A question! Who’s worse... Karan or Deepak? I’m not bringing our Prithvi ji into this ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ummm

.. shiv. Shiv is the worst. Banda bohot bohot bura hai.. tabi toh usko acha mauka mila hi nahi preeta ke saath spent karne ko. Jab bhi paas aaya kabab mein haddi tkl present tha🤣🤣

Originally posted by: SophieKarim

DEAD— 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rishabh: “ TERI HIMMAT KAISE HUI APNE BHARE BHAI SE AISE BAAT KARNE KA?! Tu aisa kaise bol sakta hai, Karan?! Apne Rishabh bhai se?! Woh mere liye Preeta ji hai, sirf Preeta ji aur tumme usse izzat DENA PADEGA! Main dekhta hoon kaun rokta hai!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

K: Areey, voh chouti fail doctor ko mein kyun izzat dun?? I don't give a damn!

R: really, karan you don't give a damn. Toh fir unki aur prithvi ki zhaadi rokne doosri baar kyun mooh utake chala gaya?? Uska kya??

K: uska kya ka kya?? Tu bhi toh vahan aaye the mere saath..

R: haa, mein ye dekhne aaya ta that you don't do anything stupid. Par phir bhi tu ne poora mandap hi jala diya. Acha hua mein bhi tere saath tha nahi toh pata nahi preetaji aur unke parivar valon ka kya haal hua hoga.

K: phir preeta!! Arreyy, mein uska.pati hun ya tu?? Tum baat toh aise karti ho jaise ki uska pati mein nahi tu hai. Hummesha uski side lete ho aur usko hi support kar lete ho?? Aach aacha ek baat bata, tera problem kya hai???