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Pandemic Humor & Memes - Why not?
This thing seems to have dulled the wits of many. Why not have some fun on the side?
Post your pandemic jokes and memes. I come across many and they help add some levity to the mind. Mind you, now this round on satire will run on a higher level
( Bheedu,… Baat hi kuchh unche level ki hai ! – Try to catch it,… Or,…. Bouncer and Sar ke Upar se seedhi wicket-keeper ke paas ! )
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Notice in a restaurant in India:
Do not be surprised if the taste of kebabs and biryanis at this outlet have changed. This is temporary as the cooks have started washing their hands.
Once this pandemic is over, we guarantee that the original taste will return! Thank you!
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Prince Charles gets caronated after all.
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"Every country eventually got Corona virus, but China got it right off the bat!"
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Dark Humor
Prince Charles was seen with fingers crossed.
But people noticed Prince Williams had fingers crossed on both hands.
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Punjabis are still wondering who the hell is Social DistanSingh
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"Refrain from touching other people's balls. Please wash your hands after touching your own balls. Thank you!". This is a note in a bowling alley due to corona virus scare.
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Oh Lord ! Uninstall this year of 2020 from the Calendar,… It has a Virus !
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Kim Jong-un is a visionary leader. He knew of COVID-19 and hence did everything to isolate his people from the evil world.
Now I understand Trump-Kim bromance
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Dear Wifey wanted to go for Panic buying.
As I dressed for it, checked my account.
Now I can only panic.
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This is a life threatening situation for sugar parents
And this will be dream come true for sugar babies -- they are gonna get very rich and no parental restrictions
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After lockdown / Janata Curfew in Noida.
24 hour crime report
Robbery 0
Thefts 0
Accidents 0
Muggings 0
Assaults 0
Chain snatching 0
Vandalism 0
Domestic fights 97586
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I am used to two spaces after period. Of late, I have been trying consciously to change my habit from typewriter days and edit the two spaces to one, to keep up with the times. I found this tweet interesting.
My wife, who’s a copy editor, tells me that to encourage distancing, the MLA has gone back to two spaces after a period.
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In honor of encouraging distancing, I will keep to my good old habit of two spaces, till this Covid-19 issue gets resolved.
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In the movie Bigil, the villain played by Jackie Shroff uses hand sanitizer every time he shakes hands with the hero played by Vijay. Jackie is the real hero of the movie who showed us cleanliness
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Trump saying " I knew in January the seriousness and that is why I ordered China travel ban" and saying next sentence"China should have told us 3 months in advance"
is the biggest pandemic joke. If he knew in Jan and he wants China to inform him 3 months in advance
takes us to October. In October there was no pandemic and no joke can be bigger than this.
LOL!!!
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While working from home....
Client: I want to speak to someone with higher authority
Me: "Sunti ho.... Zara baat karna."
(transferring call to spouse)
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All outsiders, viz. part timers, maids banned from entering the sector.
She does the dishes.
I do jaroo, poncho.
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We are MAID for each other.
All kitty parties cancelled till the beauty parlours open.
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21 days lockdown in India. People are going to go crazy being stuck at home for this long.
Living 21days stuck 24 hours at home only with wife.
Narendra babu has not had the experience.
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What's app forward:
The way we are locked down... & eating & sleeping
After 21 days Modi Ji will address the Nation saying Hathiyon....!!
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I have successfully flattened the curve, err.. that of my waistline by constant snacking at home!
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You have to remember to constantly wear the mask even at home. No way for food to enter mouth.
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One side, one can hear Abdullah muttering 'what a lousy mask, one can hardly breath through it'
On the other side Salma is searching her sanitary pad.
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It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to use the bathroom.For John this wasn't any ordinary day !This was the day he would use the last roll of toilet paper his parents bought in 2020
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There is one question that made husband & wife think alike, thanks to Covid-19!
We asked one question to a group of couples.
"Whom would you love to see first, after 21 days of lockdown?"
80% of wives said "Maid".
100% of husbands also said the same
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U.S. has implemented Sharia!
> Zero interest rate
> Bars closed; no alcohol
> Casinos closed; no gambling
> Niqab - people closing face with masks
> Wudu ablution - washing hands & face
The prophet told us then!
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This quarantine isn't working out. My wife and I are becoming such good friends that today I almost told her about my girlfriend.
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2030: Were you or someone you know overly exposed to hand sanitizer, lysol, or bleach during the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic? If so, you may be eligible for compensation. Please call 1-888-COVID19 right away!
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Rajnikant has been exposed to Corona Virus. The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days!
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US is #1 in total number of cases as per Worldometer.
Frump, see I told you, "We will beat China and come ahead of them".
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China: USA didn’t do a good enough job to learn from us how make up the numbers. failed.
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Want best forecast for how much Dow will go up ? Look at the death toll that day.
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Punjabis are wondering as to WHO this Social Distan Singh is!
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Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border
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Folks , keep coming some highly intellectual ones, if you have it,....
Stay home, Stay safe, n' Stay smiling,... :))
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