Vacancy Announcement ShuklaPur: Doormat Wanted - Page 2

Old doormat has comeback though new one is giving tough competition

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This is seriously hilarious 🤣

🤣 this is damn good

Originally posted by: SoPunk

Mukhiya of ShuklaPur just published a vacancy announcement for doormat, if you have following skills, please submit your application directly to the Mukhiya:😲

1. Never use your brain even by mistake.

2. Never talk with anyone outside the group.

3. Follow strict rationing of words in case you are required to talk.

4. Have natural ability to attack opponents like a Saand when shown the red flag by Mukhiya

5. Remain silent when your every action is criticized & taunted by Mukhiya

7. All team decisions will be taken unquestionably by The Mukhiya

8. If Mukhiya likes any bachi, go all out to Pursue her & make Mukhiya's dream come true.

9. Anyone Mukhiya thinks has reached his/her expiry date for use, shall be kicked out.

10. Follow The Mukhiya: Smile, shout, fight, Abuse ... if Mukhiya is doing it.

11. Loyalty test would be done regularly by The Mukhiya on Vibration mode.

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Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Your last point cracked me up with "vibration mode" 🤣

Originally posted by: ayaan786

that hit me out of nowhere almost fell off my chair reading it 🤣

You went into vibration mode then

Doormat wanted?? I thought Asim with his multitalented skills, is doing two jobs. One of being Shulka’s chamcha and other of his doormat.

Originally posted by: shubhzie

Doormat wanted?? I thought Asim with his multitalented skills, is doing two jobs. One of being Shulka’s chamcha and other of his doormat.

Aarti has been fired, so there's a vacancy 😆

Salary?

Weekly salary from Bigg Boss? 😆

Sahi hain...How desperate is Arti and the newbies are hanging on to all his words,...I noticed too he is very fidgety as though he wants his next fix soon... m sure he is used to substance abuse