~Pagal Mastikhors~#7 (SIO) Aao Kabhi Haveli Pe !!! - Page 108

Originally posted by: doc.z

Sleeping with a demon? Call father Zatku 😃

So that Kameena father Zatku can shoo away the demon and take his place? 😛

Exorcism ke naam pe chance pe holy dance maaring haan. 😆

Originally posted by: doc.z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKB1LUojBVA

Do holy, spiritual kameene mil rahe hai

Magar, khol ke khol ke

Do holy, spiritual kameene mil rahe hai

Magar, khol ke khol ke

Sabko ho rahi hai

Haan sabko ho rahi hai khabar

haveli mein jhaankte jhaankte.

😳

https://youtu.be/pAv48xBN2IQ

Tum divine daayan ho, main kameena father zatku hun
Tum aayi to sach kehta hun
Aaya mausam holiness ka
Ke aaya mausam holiness ka

Jaane kyun lagta hai
Meri tumhaari pehle se holy pehchan hai
Jaane kyun lagta hai
Meri tumhaari pehle se holy pehchan hai
Tum kameena itna jo bol rahe ho
Mujh pe yeh ehsaan hai
Ehasano ki baatein chodo
Aao humse holy nata jodo
Aaya mausam holiness ka
Ke aaya mausam holiness ka

😆❤️

Originally posted by: KunwaariDaayan

Do holy, spiritual kameene mil rahe hai

Magar, khol ke khol ke

Do holy, spiritual kameene mil rahe hai

Magar, khol ke khol ke

Sabko ho rahi hai

Haan sabko ho rahi hai khabar

haveli mein jhaankte jhaankte.

🤣

Originally posted by: KunwaariDaayan

Hahahaha. Ek Daayan ko dekhte ho toh Sachme aisa lagta hai aap ko your kameena holiness? 😆

Awesome lyrical twist you gave there kameena Father Zatku ji.👏 😆

And a verrry GM to you your holiness. 😃

Chalo A se shuru karte hai antakshari lekar bhoots, Chudails, kameena holy priests aur haseen Daayanon ka naam. 😎

Ay Kya Bolti Tu

Ay Kya Main Boloon

Sun

Suna

Aati Kya Khandala

Kya Karoon Aake Main Khandala

Ghoomenge Phirenge Naachenge Gaayenge

Aish Karenge Aur Kya

Ay Kya Bolti Tu ...

https://youtu.be/Y2zaPxWRhac

Next-U.

Usne Bolaa Kem Chhe Kem Chhe Kem Chhe

Maine Bolaa Em Chhe Em Chhe Em Chhe

Nid Nahin Aati Hai Raaton Mein

Arey Aye To Prem Chhe Prem Chhe Prem Chhe Prem Chhe

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Usne Bolaa Kem Chhe

Ye Dil Jalataa Hai Aise Jaise Jalataa Hai Heater

Dhadkan Chalti Hai Aise Jaise Chalataa Hai Meter

Bas Chadhataa Hi Jaata Hai Jaane Hai Kaisa Fever

Kitanaa Hai Mujhe Bataayo Agar Ho Jo Thermometer

Haayy Rog Ye Dono Ka Laayilaaj Hai

Lekin Same Chhe Same Chhe Same Chhe Same Chhe

Usne Bolaa Kem Chhe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOxjVLNZF-4

E next 🥳

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Usne bola lust che lust che lust che

Maine bola love che love che love che

Neend nahi aati hai father Zatku ko

Yeh to rog che rog che rog che rog che

😆

Tussi kamaal ho Father Z Lahiri ji. 👏

🤣

Gaana bhi gaate ho, kamaal ke atrangi lyrics bhi likhte ho, aur upar se devine, holy, spiritual atrangi priest bhi ho joh apne clients ka ilaaj bhi karte ho russleelaic exorcism techniques se. 👏

Vah ur Holiness, vahhhh!! Talent khoot khoot ke bhara hai aap mei. 😎

Filhaal Peeleej send ur resume into BW lyrical department , like now, right NOW! 😆

Originally posted by: doc.z

Usne Bolaa Kem Chhe Kem Chhe Kem Chhe

Maine Bolaa Em Chhe Em Chhe Em Chhe

Nid Nahin Aati Hai Raaton Mein

Arey Aye To Prem Chhe Prem Chhe Prem Chhe Prem Chhe

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Usne Bolaa Kem Chhe

Ye Dil Jalataa Hai Aise Jaise Jalataa Hai Heater

Dhadkan Chalti Hai Aise Jaise Chalataa Hai Meter

Bas Chadhataa Hi Jaata Hai Jaane Hai Kaisa Fever

Kitanaa Hai Mujhe Bataayo Agar Ho Jo Thermometer

Haayy Rog Ye Dono Ka Laayilaaj Hai

Lekin Same Chhe Same Chhe Same Chhe Same Chhe

Usne Bolaa Kem Chhe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOxjVLNZF-4

E next 🥳

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Usne bola lust che lust che lust che

Maine bola love che love che love che

Neend nahi aati hai father Zatku ko

Yeh to rog che rog che rog che rog che

😆

😆

Here's my song with E.

The lyrics of this song is hilarious. 😆

Would love to see a cat fight like this on IF over nikamme IF balmas. 🤣

EDIT -Have got to add this in lol. Since this is IF we are talking about, who knows yeh 'Balmas' ek hi ho jiske liye billiyan aankh waankh noch le ek dujhe ka. 😆

Ek tero balma…
Ek mero balma…

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma
Main toh pardo mein dhaanp lungi mero balma
Nanga ghumego galiyo mein tero balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma
Ghee mein khaavega daal baati mero balma
Bhukkha ghumego kheton mein teri balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma

Chor uchakko re tero balma
Jiya churave hai mero balma
Haan.. chor uchakko re tero balma
Jiya churave hai mero balma

Nain ladaave saali se
Saali nachaave taali se
Aarti bhar ke thaali mein
Bhiksha maange Kaali se

Jhutta saare jagat ka re tero balma
Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma

Hmmm… paan Benaras ka mero balma
Chaand amaavas ka tero balma
Ho.. paan Benaras ka mero balma
Chaand amaawas ka tero balma

Tero toh puro khota re
Be-pende ka lota re
Daayein aankh se bhenga re
Arey baayen haath ka thenga re

Va toh thaali ka baingan re tero balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma
Main toh pardo mein dhaanp lungi mero balma
Nanga ghumego galiyo mein tero balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma.

https://youtu.be/OldbRis6bac

A for next for you - Holy, devine, spiritual Father Zatku ji. 🥳

Originally posted by: KunwaariDaayan

Tussi kamaal ho Father Z Lahiri ji.

Gaana bhi gaate ho, kamaal ke atrangi lyrics bhi likhte ho, aur upar se devine, holy, spiritual atrangi priest bhi ho joh apne clients ka ilaaj bhi karte ho russleelaic exorcism techniques se.

Vah ur Holiness, vahhhh!! Talent khoot khoot ke bhara hai aap mei.

Filhaal Peeleej send ur resume into BW lyrical department , like now, right NOW!

Kameena father Zatku is literally blown away by all the holy and divine praise hurled at him by her holi-ness angelic Daayan ☺️

Originally posted by: KunwaariDaayan

😆

Here's my song with E.

The lyrics of this song is hilarious. 😆

Would love to see a cat fight like this on IF over nikamme IF balmas. 🤣

EDIT -Have got to add this in lol. Since this is IF we are talking about, who knows yeh 'Balmas' ek hi ho jiske liye billiyan aankh waankh noch le ek dujhe ka. 😆

Ek tero balma…
Ek mero balma…

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma
Main toh pardo mein dhaanp lungi mero balma
Nanga ghumego galiyo mein tero balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma
Ghee mein khaavega daal baati mero balma
Bhukkha ghumego kheton mein teri balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma

Chor uchakko re tero balma
Jiya churave hai mero balma
Haan.. chor uchakko re tero balma
Jiya churave hai mero balma

Nain ladaave saali se
Saali nachaave taali se
Aarti bhar ke thaali mein
Bhiksha maange Kaali se

Jhutta saare jagat ka re tero balma
Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma

Hmmm… paan Benaras ka mero balma
Chaand amaavas ka tero balma
Ho.. paan Benaras ka mero balma
Chaand amaawas ka tero balma

Tero toh puro khota re
Be-pende ka lota re
Daayein aankh se bhenga re
Arey baayen haath ka thenga re

Va toh thaali ka baingan re tero balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma
Main toh pardo mein dhaanp lungi mero balma
Nanga ghumego galiyo mein tero balma

Ek tero balma re ek mero balma
Tero gundo balma re mero nek balma.

A for next for you - Holy, devine, spiritual Father Zatku ji. 🥳

Aa aa ee ooh ooh ooh
Mera dil na todo
Aa aa ee ooh ooh ooh
Mera dil na todo
Roothke na jao meri jaan
Paas mere aao meri jaan
Main angutha chaap padhna aur likhna jaanu na
Aa aa ee ooh ooh ooh
Iska dil na todo
Aa aa ee ooh ooh ooh
Mera dil na todo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyUusf0pOLc

O next

"Main tera Balllllllllllllma" kameena father Zatku to divine dash