Contributed by cool_wonder, Onyourface and meen123.
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Disclaimer:
1. This is just for fun and not intended to hurt or offend anyone.
2. Please ensure you have a safe surrounding before reading this😆( especially for you aanch). If anything happens to anyone, team nautanki will not be responsible for it😆
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Toh lagta hai bhiddu log, khula khat likhne ka Mausam ayela hai...toh nautanki team ne socha behti Ganga mein apna letter b daal de...
Here it goes:
Date: ae ussi ka toh saara locha hai...date chalu hai ki khatam ho gayi?
To,
Scene kaatne vale,
Gareeb Production house
Bole toh vo shehar jo kabhi sota nahi, Mumbai.
Sub: je baat....sub Rishtey bigaad rahe hai bhiduuu
Bhai/behen loog,
Heloo..bole tho ....mein MishBir ki panki...aapan ka ek thread hai jaahan meri tarah kafi pankiyaan hai..... Aapan logon Ko MishBir bohooth pasaand hai......Lekin.... Appan log Kali pili kuhu n Kunal Ko tolerate nahi Kar Sakti re
....aapan se bhi yede hai yhe do sadele pede
.... Unka Scene aaye tho hum FAST FORWARD botton baba ki jai bolte hai kyaaa....
Apna din bhar ki maach maach aur tension se bohoth pareshaan hai re.. MishBir Ko dekh ke khussh hote hai....... Tension bhi pension Lene jati hai.....Par yhe.... Garreb production house wale editors.... Sach mein Garib nikle re
..... Editing ki aasi ki taasi kardalte hai
....kya samhaj Rakha hai aapan ko Khali pili yeda samajh Rakha hai kya
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USS yedi kuhu ka brain tedi chalti hai......aapan Ko who aur uska chamiya Kunal jaaada dikne nahi chahiye kyaaa
Bhidu apun aur apni pantar log
...sab mishbir Ko dekhne k liye garam Sitara Ko subscribe Kiya...subh 6 baje utha...chai bhi nahi Piya ...apun socha coffee saara milega ...Lekin hua kya...mast popat kiyela sabka
...bole toh apna scene ween kaatne ka machine change karo...kuch gadbad lag reli hai
Aur Haan....uss haanndddssomm hero Ko bhi bolde ......iss Baar phir se Kahi Gaya na...tho uss yede Ko aapan ke saare pantar log milke kidnap karlenge haan..... Phir apun Ko maath bolna ki bataya nahi.....
Aur kya re........ Who kuhu ne kaajal mummy ki jagah leli kyaaaaa.....itna screen space or footage khati hai
......bandh kar Haan......aapan ke MishBir ki romance ki aaisi ki taasi kardalte ho tum Saab yede milke
Tumko jisko Chutti pe bhejna ho bhejo...apun Ko vandha nahi..Lekin scene me scene Ko gholne ka nahi...mast subh misbbir dekh k mood Banta bich mein kuku haatta savan ki ghatta Aisa nahi karneka
....pura flow bigad jaata hai bheje mein....
Aur thoda apna Atul ketki Saurav un Sab ko dikhao...tumko idea na mile...toh hamara nautanki pado...bole toh jhakkas hai ekdum...Apne mishbir maafik ekdum
Thooooo.. Abhi Dhyan se sun kaatne wale.....kaatna hai tho dress ki cutting kaat, cake kaat, pijjaaa kaat...Lekin MishBir ke romance Ko kaata na tho
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Aur Haan..ek yedi hai aapan ke beech, aanu karke...aapan ki pantar hai....ussko tip tip dekhe ne ka shock haii MishBir par....... Tho thoda dhyan Rakna......
Lekin aage MishBir romance ke beech kuhu Kunal Ke sadeli mach mach maath laana ..... Ghusi kya bheje mein baath....
Ruko apni Punjabi kudi Ko bhi kuch kehna hai....Dhyan se pado...yeh main baat yeh bhiduuu😈
"dus din da keh ke tu c log saans ek maah kuku viyaah vekhaya. Abi kujh ne keha, socha ab iqraar de baad changey scene milangey
But eh ki tu c sab kat da eh gal ni jami.. Dhiaan rakha kr "
Baki sab first class hai bhiduuu...apun tumhara show roj dekhta hai ..pantar log b majje se dekhta hai..
.thoda katne vatne mein Dhyan rakho khali...
Bole toh yeda ban k peda khane vale,
Team nautanki!😎