Abeer & Kunal AT #1 - BroMance Duo, Welcome All. - Page 51

Originally posted by: Onyourface

I am sorry meen...tera vala dekha hi nahi maine...

Socio final vale mein meen ka bhi le lenge..Beth jayega continuation mein...yours meen's then mine then yours jo Abhi current hai..

Haan thike cool!

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Sapan: Mai Sapan bol raha hoon.

Meenu: Aur mai Meenakshi Rajvansh bol rahi hoon.

Sapan: Aye pagal aurat... mai Sapan- daaru ka Raja bol raha hoon.

Meenu: Kya? Tum?

Sapan: Mujhe sab yaad hai. Pehle tu aur tera pati dono mere se daaru khareedte the. Phir jabse tera pati tujhe chod ke gaya tune daaru pina band kar diya.

Meenu: Chup ho jao Sapan! Tumhari itni himmat!

Sapan: Zyada mat bol. Teri puri ki puri toli phirse mere havale hai.

Meenu: Kyaaaaa? Phirse havale ka matlab?

Kunal (in the background): What! Sapan! Usne phirse kidnap kar liya bhai ko?

Meenu puts the call on loudspeaker.

Sapan: Tu jaanti nahi? Tere bete pehle bhi kidnap ho chuke hai. Khair rehne de... ab mujhe 8 khokhe ka intezaam karke mil. Address tere phone pe aajayega..

Meenu: Par... (call gets cancelled)

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa... yeh kya kar diya? Mera parivaar khatre mein hai... Main apne parivaar ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hoon...

Kunal: Maa, ab kya karna hai? Police ko call lagau?

Meenu receives the message with the address.

Meenu: Nahi Kunal. Call mat lagao. Hum khud dhoondenge. Tum paiso ka intezaam karo.

Kunal: Theek hai.

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Kuhu: Kya? Kunal ki mom bhi alcohol piti thi? #alcoholicdragon

Abir thinking: Maa aur Baba ko alcohol pasand tha? Lagta hai iss Sapan se main apne baba ka pata laga sakta hoon.

Shwet: Auntyji and alcohol? Revelation of the century! Yeh baat guruji ko batana padega.

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Ketki and Sourav are extremely drunk in another room.

Ketki: Sou... sou...sou...Sourav.... tum kitne pyaare ho (Touching his face)

Sourav: Aur tum kitni biryani ho...hehehe...hehe

Ketki: Hehehhehehehe....

Ketki's hand touches a nearby window. On touching it, she could feel it move.

Ketki: Yeh toh hil raha hai.

Sourav: Keeeetttttt.....ki..... mera toh pura duniya hil raha hai jab se tum meri zindagi mein aayi ho.... hehehe.

Ketki pushes it further and the window opens up completely.

Ketki: Yeh khulllllllll gaya!

Sourav sees.

Sourav: Hawwww... Am I dreaming? Ketiiii....pinch my butt.

Ketki pinches his butt.

Sourav: Oh My God... chalo..... bhagooo ....

Ketki: Haannnn... lekin pehle....mai...mai....mai....mai....mai....mai....Abir bhai..ko toh bata du?

Sourav: Nahi.. pagli.... chalo mere saath..

Both climb and get out of the window...they run and they reach a place which is pretty faraway from the godown.

Sourav: Mujhe bore ho raha hai.. Kuch inter...inter...inter...resting karte hai.

Ketki: Lekin kya?

Sourav: Ummmm....umm....Shaadi?

*Somewhere in Goa in the car*

Meenu: Kunal hum late nahi ho sakte...jaldi drive karo*gets a call*...Bapuji app....kya ...Goa...mein ho...aapko pata hai...police Ko bulaya hai....haa ..saaru...hum pahuch rahe Hain*to Kunal*....Kunal jaldi drive karo...hume police se pehle pahunchna hai ...Abir Ko bachane ka credit sirf Hume milna chahie....agar Aisa nahi hua to iski zimmedar Mishti hogi

Kunal:vo kaise

Meenu: hum late kyun Hue

Kunal: Saurav ka call ..Hume pehle Laga prank hai...

Meenu: aur Saurav Ko yahan lane Vali kon

Kunal: MISHTI....don't worry ma...is Baar Mishti nai jit Sakti

Meenu: ab gadi jaldi chalao...samji gayo

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Ketki: shaadi....kiski...

Saurav: ammm...hmari...

Ketki: kya....Lekin mein ...*,starts crying*...Lekin mujhse kon shaadi karega...me to ...mujhe to mandap me dulha chod k chala ...Gaya....tha...

Saurav: *wiping her tears*...acha hua chala Gaya...warna meri entry kaise Hoti ... whatever happens .. happens for the good...*bending on his knees*...will you marry me...ammm...now

Ketki:tum ho dumbo...Lekin kabhi kabhi sensible Baat karte ho..shaadi.....yahan...Abhi...kaise

*Saurav points at a church*

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*At the adda*

Sapan: Meenakshi Rajvansh aati hi hogi...me bahar khada rehta hum...tum log in chillaro ka Dhyan Rakho re

Abir: chidh ..chidh..chidh..

Shwet: Abir tum mujhe ched rahe ho...oh my god..me Bata nahi sakti me...

Abir: shut up...tumhare pair k aage lighter pada hai...vo do

Shwet: un logo ne daaru pi...tumhe ciggeratte Pini hai

Abir: bewakoof...lighter chalu karo...apni rasi jalao...kholo rasi Ko...

Shwet: ohhh...*tries to pick up lighter*

*Sapan comes back*

Sapan: aeeeee..... hoshiyari...bohot Ho Gaya...ab chodunga nahi kisi Ko....points a gun at shwet...and...

*boom.....*

*A gunshot by police at sapan's hand"

Originally posted by: Onyourface

*Somewhere in Goa in the car*

Meenu: Kunal hum late nahi ho sakte...jaldi drive karo*gets a call*...Bapuji app....kya ...Goa...mein ho...aapko pata hai...police Ko bulaya hai....haa ..saaru...hum pahuch rahe Hain*to Kunal*....Kunal jaldi drive karo...hume police se pehle pahunchna hai ...Abir Ko bachane ka credit sirf Hume milna chahie....agar Aisa nahi hua to iski zimmedar Mishti hogi

Kunal:vo kaise

Meenu: hum late kyun Hue

Kunal: Saurav ka call ..Hume pehle Laga prank hai...

Meenu: aur Saurav Ko yahan lane Vali kon

Kunal: MISHTI....don't worry ma...is Baar Mishti nai jit Sakti

Meenu: ab gadi jaldi chalao...samji gayo

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Ketki: shaadi....kiski...

Saurav: ammm...hmari...

Ketki: kya....Lekin mein ...*,starts crying*...Lekin mujhse kon shaadi karega...me to ...mujhe to mandap me dulha chod k chala ...Gaya....tha...

Saurav: *wiping her tears*...acha hua chala Gaya...warna meri entry kaise Hoti ... whatever happens .. happens for the good...*bending on his knees*...will you marry me...ammm...now

Ketki:tum ho dumbo...Lekin kabhi kabhi sensible Baat karte ho..shaadi.....yahan...Abhi...kaise

*Saurav points at a church*

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*At the adda*

Sapan: Meenakshi Rajvansh aati hi hogi...me bahar khada rehta hum...tum log in chillaro ka Dhyan Rakho re

Abir: chidh ..chidh..chidh..

Shwet: Abir tum mujhe ched rahe ho...oh my god..me Bata nahi sakti me...

Abir: shut up...tumhare pair k aage lighter pada hai...vo do

Shwet: un logo ne daaru pi...tumhe ciggeratte Pini hai

Abir: bewakoof...lighter chalu karo...apni rasi jalao...kholo rasi Ko...

Shwet: ohhh...*tries to pick up lighter*

*Sapan comes back*

Sapan: aeeeee..... hoshiyari...bohot Ho Gaya...ab chodunga nahi kisi Ko....points a gun at shwet...and...

*boom.....*

*A gunshot by police at sapan's hand"

Oh my god! That conversation between Kunal and Meenu is hilarious! You utilised the prank call so well! 🤗😛😜😜😜😜

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Oh my god! That conversation between Kunal and Meenu is hilarious! You utilised the prank call so well! 🤗😛😜😜😜😜

Thanks 😆

Originally posted by: Onyourface

*Somewhere in Goa in the car*

Meenu: Kunal hum late nahi ho sakte...jaldi drive karo*gets a call*...Bapuji app....kya ...Goa...mein ho...aapko pata hai...police Ko bulaya hai....haa ..saaru...hum pahuch rahe Hain*to Kunal*....Kunal jaldi drive karo...hume police se pehle pahunchna hai ...Abir Ko bachane ka credit sirf Hume milna chahie....agar Aisa nahi hua to iski zimmedar Mishti hogi

Kunal:vo kaise

Meenu: hum late kyun Hue

Kunal: Saurav ka call ..Hume pehle Laga prank hai...

Meenu: aur Saurav Ko yahan lane Vali kon

Kunal: MISHTI....don't worry ma...is Baar Mishti nai jit Sakti

Meenu: ab gadi jaldi chalao...samji gayo

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Ketki: shaadi....kiski...

Saurav: ammm...hmari...

Ketki: kya....Lekin mein ...*,starts crying*...Lekin mujhse kon shaadi karega...me to ...mujhe to mandap me dulha chod k chala ...Gaya....tha...

Saurav: *wiping her tears*...acha hua chala Gaya...warna meri entry kaise Hoti ... whatever happens .. happens for the good...*bending on his knees*...will you marry me...ammm...now

Ketki:tum ho dumbo...Lekin kabhi kabhi sensible Baat karte ho..shaadi.....yahan...Abhi...kaise

*Saurav points at a church*

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*At the adda*

Sapan: Meenakshi Rajvansh aati hi hogi...me bahar khada rehta hum...tum log in chillaro ka Dhyan Rakho re

Abir: chidh ..chidh..chidh..

Shwet: Abir tum mujhe ched rahe ho...oh my god..me Bata nahi sakti me...

Abir: shut up...tumhare pair k aage lighter pada hai...vo do

Shwet: un logo ne daaru pi...tumhe ciggeratte Pini hai

Abir: bewakoof...lighter chalu karo...apni rasi jalao...kholo rasi Ko...

Shwet: ohhh...*tries to pick up lighter*

*Sapan comes back*

Sapan: aeeeee..... hoshiyari...bohot Ho Gaya...ab chodunga nahi kisi Ko....points a gun at shwet...and...

*boom.....*

*A gunshot by police at sapan's hand"

Sourav and Ketki run to the church.

At the church:

Priest: Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today...to join this man...and this woman...in the bonds of holy matrimony.

We shall now proceed to the vows.

Ketki: Sourav, mujhe kabhi nahi laga tha ki mai tumse iss tarah wed kar loongi. But today, I am so so so so so so so so so crappy... I mean happy that I'm marrying Ved...oops sorry I mean you, Sourav. You are nothing that I ever wanted... hehehhe

Sourav: Ketuuuuuu.... I love you so much....I love you more than my dumbells and gym wear... I promise to always keep you happy and fit.... forever and always.

Priest: Ketki, do you take this man to be your husband?

Ketki: I do.

Priest: Sourav, do you take this woman to be your wife?

Sourav: I ABSOLUTELY do!

Priest: I now pronounce you as husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

Sourav goes to kiss Ketki but Ketki covers his mouth with her palm.

Sourav (eyes still closed): Awww man, that kiss was so juicy Ketu...

Ketki: Chalo bahar chalte hai....hehehhe.

Ketki and Sourav go outside.

Sourav: Helluuuuuuuuuu Mrs Sourav

Ketki: Hellllllllluuuuuu Mr Ketki....hehhehe

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Sapan: Aaaahhhh... kon hai bey? Kon hai? (Kneels on the ground with injured arm. His gun drops)

Inspector: Mai hoon inspector.

Sapan picks up his gun with another arm. He is about to shoot Abir with it but the police in time shoot him in the leg. With the pain, Sapan falls on the ground. The police grab Sapan's gun and untie everyone. They capture Sapan and all of his goons. Abir and Mishti thank the police.

Kuhu: Hum kissi ko bhul nahi rahe hai? (Confused )

Shwet: Kisko? (Thinking)

After a long pause....

Mishti: Ketki aur Sourav!

Abir: Arey haan! Inspector voh toh dusre kamre mein hi reh gaye...

All of them run to the other room. While running, they see Nanu, Kaushal and Nidhi coming towards them. All of them stop.

Nanu: Tum sab theek toh ho?

Abir: Yes bro, aapne sahi time pe police ko inform kar diya... You rock bro!

Nidhi: Mari chokri Ketki kidhar hai?

Kuhu: Voh toh dusre room mein hai mami...

All of them run to the room. Inspector knocks and breaks the door off. They enter and find no one there.

Nidhi: Maari beti Ketki.... kaha chali gayi ***starts crying***

Nanu: Nidhi, tu shaant ho jaa. Yahi kahi hogi. Dekh police bhi humare saath hai. Voh mil jayegi.

Kaushal: Haan mari vali... tu ab toh chup thayu.

Abir: Mami, aap chinta mat karo... mai humari Ketki ko dhundkar launga...

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Sourav and Ketki run to the church.

At the church:

Priest: Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today...to join this man...and this woman...in the bonds of holy matrimony.

We shall now proceed to the vows.

Ketki: Sourav, mujhe kabhi nahi laga tha ki mai tumse iss tarah wed kar loongi. But today, I am so so so so so so so so so crappy... I mean happy that I'm marrying Ved...oops sorry I mean you, Sourav. You are nothing that I ever wanted... hehehhe

Sourav: Ketuuuuuu.... I love you so much....I love you more than my dumbells and gym wear... I promise to always keep you happy and fit.... forever and always.

Priest: Ketki, do you take this man to be your husband?

Ketki: I do.

Priest: Sourav, do you take this woman to be your wife?

Sourav: I ABSOLUTELY do!

Priest: I now pronounce you as husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

Sourav goes to kiss Ketki but Ketki covers his mouth with her palm.

Sourav (eyes still closed): Awww man, that kiss was so juicy Ketu...

Ketki: Chalo bahar chalte hai....hehehhe.

Ketki and Sourav go outside.

Sourav: Helluuuuuuuuuu Mrs Sourav

Ketki: Hellllllllluuuuuu Mr Ketki....hehhehe

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Sapan: Aaaahhhh... kon hai bey? Kon hai? (Kneels on the ground with injured arm. His gun drops)

Inspector: Mai hoon inspector.

Sapan picks up his gun with another arm. He is about to shoot Abir with it but the police in time shoot him in the leg. With the pain, Sapan falls on the ground. The police grab Sapan's gun and untie everyone. They capture Sapan and all of his goons. Abir and Mishti thank the police.

Kuhu: Hum kissi ko bhul nahi rahe hai? (Confused )

Shwet: Kisko? (Thinking)

After a long pause....

Mishti: Ketki aur Sourav!

Abir: Arey haan! Inspector voh toh dusre kamre mein hi reh gaye...

All of them run to the other room. While running, they see Nanu, Kaushal and Nidhi coming towards them. All of them stop.

Nanu: Tum sab theek toh ho?

Abir: Yes bro, aapne sahi time pe police ko inform kar diya... You rock bro!

Nidhi: Mari chokri Ketki kidhar hai?

Kuhu: Voh toh dusre room mein hai mami...

All of them run to the room. Inspector knocks and breaks the door off. They enter and find no one there.

Nidhi: Maari beti Ketki.... kaha chali gayi ***starts crying***

Nanu: Nidhi, tu shaant ho jaa. Yahi kahi hogi. Dekh police bhi humare saath hai. Voh mil jayegi.

Kaushal: Haan mari vali... tu ab toh chup thayu.

Abir: Mami, aap chinta mat karo... mai humari Ketki ko dhundkar launga...

Inspector: ye lo tum sab ke phones...sapan ne le liye the na*gives to kuhu*

Kuhu: Lekin ye to 4 hi phones hai...Abir ka

Mishti: vo toh vahi gir Gaya tha na...

Nanu: mere pass hai bro...ussi se Abir ka pata Laga...vaha pahuchkar humne police Ko phone kiya

Kuhu: Lekin phir bhi ek phone....ketki ka phone nahi hai...

Nidhi: are tujjhe phone ki PADI hai...meri beti Gayab ho chuki hai..uska socho

*Meenu n munna reach there*

Meenu: maa Ambe ki kripa se sab sahi salamat hai..Abir tum theek ho na...

Kunal: *whispers *...Lekin hum late ho Gaye ma...

Meenu: *whispers*...ab jo Ho Gaya so ho gaya...Abhi tamasha karne ka fayda nahi...Mishti Ko hum Baad mein dekhenge

Kuhu: aaaaaaaahhhhhh.....#breakingnews...ketki aur Saurav Ki shaadi ho gayi...usne friends book pe update Dala hai...photo bhi hai...*shows to everyone*

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Ketki: photo achi lag ...hehehe...Rahi h na...

Saurav: Lekin tumhare pass phone kaise aaya.. hehehe

Ketki: tum mere kapdo ka mazak..hehe..udate ho na..ussi top me.ek hidden pocket hai...hehe..usi mein chupaya tha...

Saurav: tumhare pass phone tha...tumne pehle Kyun nai bataya vaha

Ketki: aree...mujhe Darr lag Raha tha...Abir bhai meri taraf dekh nahi rahe the...isse pehle me kuch sochti...sab heheeh...gadbad ho gayaa.....

Meenu: KETKI...SHARAM NAHI AATI TUMHE

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Thanks 😆

Superb likha hai Uru... will continue tomorrow! Gotta go sleep. Goodnight!

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Superb likha hai Uru... will continue tomorrow! Gotta go sleep. Goodnight!

Goodnight c u tomorrow... finally final chapter tomorrow..acha suno the end mat karna...maine end k liye kuch socha hai🙈😂

Bata haha mast ending abi ki.. Mai na likh pati.. Claps  can't wait to see

Originally posted by: meen123

Bata haha mast ending abi ki.. Mai na likh pati.. Claps  can't wait to see

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