YRHPK NAUTANKI- NEW- Babies day at RV House part 2 page 30 - Page 6

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Meenu's tofu v/s Abir's paneer

Meenu: Abir k Baba ap matar paneer kahyenge

Baba: Haan

Meenu: Lekin matar frozen hai...to me palak paneer banaungi

Baba: vo tum badhiya banati ho

Meenu: aap ye kehna chahte hain ki matar paneer badiya nai bnati...ab me matar paneer banaungi...kyunki mujhe Apne kitchen Ko jod k rakhna aata hai

Nanu: Meenu toh tu matar paneer bnaegi na?

Meenu: aap kya chahte hai Bapuji...mein matar k samne Jake nak ragdu...jisse jo banana hai bnaye...me nahi banaungi kuch !

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Meenu: Parul, aap mujhpe vishwas karti hai naa?

Parul: Ji Ben Ba

Meenu: Toh aap tofu banayengi. Lekin hum sabhi ko bolenge ki humne paneer banayi hai

Parul: Aisa kyun ben ba?

Meenu: Aap bass mere pe bharosa rakhiye. Main jo karti hoon parivaar ke liye karti hoon. Aur main kabhi bhi Abir ke baba ko panner nahi khane doongi. Issi mein meri kitchen ki bhalayi hai.

Parul- par Ben ba.

Aap keh ri hai to theek hi hoga

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Abir: Lekin aap is tarah se kisi Ko force nai kar Sakti ...jisse panner khana hai use paneer khane dijiye

Meenu: tumhe to meri har baat galat hi lagti hai...tum ye kabhi nai smjoge ki parivaar Ko nutritional tofu jod k rakhta hai..panner nai...aur aaj tumhe tofu khana padega

Abir: apni zid Ko nutrition ka Nam Dena koi aap se sikhe...me bahar Jaa rha hu..vaha Jake paneer chilly kahunga...

** Ud chala plays in background**

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Kunal: Bhai, aap aise bahar kyun jaa rahe hai? Maa ne galat kya kaha? Nutrition bohot important hota hai.

Abir: Nanko, yeh unki zidd hai. Rehne de, tu nahi samjhega.

Abir ke Baba: Beta, rukh mai bhi aayunga tere saath.

Nanu: Yo bros! Mujhe peche mat rakhna. Paneer chilly here I come!

Meenu sulking: Mere apne mere khilaf ho gaye. Paneer, mai tumhe kabhi bhi khush nahi rehne doongi. Rajvansh parivaar mein tum kabhi bhi pravesh nahi kar paoge.

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Kunal: maa aap Jo banayegi mai vahi khaunga.

Meenu: pyar se hath sir pe rakhti hai

Parul ap jaiye rajkot ke saare restaurant pe keh dijiye ke vo kisi ko b paneer serve ni krenge. Aisa hua to mai unke restaurant band krva dungi.

Abir, nanu and baba buys paneer from local shop and ngo didi se banvake maze krte hai

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Kunal watches chupke se 3 of them

Kunal: maa aapke itne koshish k Baad bhi bhai ne paneer khaya..aur nanu aur Baba Ko b khilaya...

Meenu: **slaps Kunal**...ab mujhe bohot Darr lag Raha hai...ab Rajkot me swiggy b as Gaya hai....ab Abir ka jab mann karega vo toh ghar pe hi order krega...maa Saraswati kripa kariye

Kunal: kya plan hai...mein bhai ki health k liye kuch b krunga... swiggy k offers mein jaanta Hun...bhai Ko phasa rahe hain

Meenu: tum ek Kam karna kal paneer Ko plate me leke bethna...taki Abir Ko Lage k tumhe b paneer pasand hai

Kunal: ** totally confused but still**...theek hai maa bhai k liye kuchh b😂😂

Originally posted by: Aanchal15

Was sitting on the edge of a chair and reading, laughed so hard that I fell off it , and pulled a muscle 😂😂.. never going to see Tofu and paneer in the same light ever .. 😂 and I actually envisioned Abir eating paneer chilli with his tresses flying and Udd Chala in the BG .. you are a riot 🤗

Hahha! Thank you Anchal! Meenu's tofu had to face defeat. 😂

Originally posted by: Aanchal15

oh! Is it ? Will read it now Uru .. thanks for letting me know 🤗

Hey can we make an imdex? I think people are missing out on our paneer vs tofu banter and shayari jugalbandi

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Shayari jugalbandi

Abir v/s shwet v/s Meenu v/s parul

Shwet: Tum logo Ko nahi malum...nanko sirf bahana hai...Abir ke Kareeb Jaana hai

Abir:Abir na mil payega Nanko use le jaega.

Shwet:Tum sab ki hogi barbaadi...Kyunki Mera Naam hai safedi..

Parul: Teri upri safedi zyada der nahi tikegiKyunki ander tu toh hai kaali bhedi.Safedi safedi safediHume chahiya tumse Azadi

Shwet: Aam mangoge to gutli dungi ..Aazadi maangoge to photo dungi..Aur Abir maanga to Kunal dungi😂

Meen: Aur cheque maanga toh guruji ke pass pahucha doongi

Shwet:Cheque doge to Raaz khulega...Mishti ke pass ek Banjara bhavra milega

Meenu:Jab tak Mishti ko mere beto se door na karogi,.. Tab tak koi cheque na milke bohot sahogi

Parul:Mere Kunal ko aur kitna hai sehna??....Ben Baa sab kuch thik toh hain na?

Meenu:Parul aapko aap sirf chup chap Mera saath Dena...Mujhse saval puch ne ki himmat mat karna

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Abir: Baal bhale hi mere lambe ho, Saari beheno ko bhul jayegi when you go.

Shwet:Mere siva hai sab tumhari behna...Mere saath hi puri umra bitana

Abir: Mishti ke alawa nai koi mere liye haina...Mere ghar ke kitchen mein jaa, milega tujhe apna saara gehena.

Shwet:Mishti Ko nahi tumhari kadra...Mat karo tum itna Sabra...Uske Mann me hai Dosti ka bulbulla...Bano tum meri chasni..me tumhara rasgulla!

Abir: Mere pe na karo focus...Kunal should be your current locus...Kuhu toh banke rahegi kunal ki babe...Now tell me khudko kaise karogi save?

Shwet: Mere Dil me rehte ho sirf tum...Bohot hua ye baat samjho tum

Abir:Universe ne shayad tumhe pagal hai kiya..Lekin sach toh yeh hai ki Mishti ne mera dil hai liya.

Shwet:Mere saath hai pura universe...Kuch hoga nai Mera adverse...Jitna tum jaoge mujhse Durr...Utna chdega mujh pe tumhara fitoor...Chahetumne apna Dil kisiko b diya...Banake rahungi tumhe mein apna Piya

Abir: Nanko ko tumne gadha samjha ...Lekin mujhe tumhari jaal mein mat uljha...Kunal ko toh tum bana nahi saki piya...Banunga sirf mai Mishti ka jiya

Shwet:Mishti k banoge tum Jijaji...Kuch chamatkar krenge mere guruji

Abir:Logo ko apni behen banana band karo aur mujhe sabka bhai ....Behen banogi tum Nanko aur meri universe ne hai yeh kismat mein tumhari layi

Shwet:Universe me tumse zyada chalti hai meri...Samajh aa Gaya hoge k itni aasani se haar nahi Hoti meri

Abir:Haar toh tumhari tab hogi jab Nanko aur meri hogi shaadi...Tata bye bye karke rakhta hoon abse tumhari ichhhayein reh jaygi aadi.

Shwet: Theek hai Abir samajh gayi tumse ladna hai bekar...Filhaal jaa Rahi Hun Lekin vapas aane Ko rahungi bekarar 😂😂

PS...phewwwww

Originally posted by: Aanchal15

Was sitting on the edge of a chair and reading, laughed so hard that I fell off it , and pulled a muscle 😂😂.. never going to see Tofu and paneer in the same light ever .. 😂 and I actually envisioned Abir eating paneer chilli with his tresses flying and Udd Chala in the BG .. you are a riot 🤗

😂...well it's not only me...all the nautankis that you read here are by me socio and meen collectively and sometimes mridz as well...hum bas yunhi karte the...then we thought to compile it at one place..there are more parts...which we are yet to update.. finding it...😂

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Hey can we make an imdex? I think people are missing out on our paneer vs tofu banter and shayari jugalbandi

I know we need an index badly...most of them are just reading the first Post...meen do something ...if you can edit your first post

Originally posted by: Onyourface

I know we need an index badly...most of them are just reading the first Post...meen do something ...if you can edit your first post

By night or tomorrow morning i'll do something and fix this

Who will get engaged first?

Contributed by Onyourface, socioboss9797, meen123

Description: Since it looks like Sourav is going to enter soon, I thought why not write another sketch? Sourav's rishta gets fixed with Mishti but he is interested in Ketki. It is Kuku's engagement. Chauhans and Maheshwaris arrive at RJ house.

Meenu: Swagat hai aapka.

Parul: Yeh lijiye mai juice laayi hoon aap sab ke liye.

Everyone drinks the juice. Meenu goes to the kitchen and Parul follows.

Meenu: Aapne mera kaam kiya?

Parul: Ji Ben Ba. Maine vohi glass Kuhu ko di jo aapne mujhe dene ke liye bola tha.

Meenu: Saaru. Mai kisi bhi tarah Kunal ki sagaai Kuhu se nahi hone de sakti. Kuhu ne juice pi liya hoga ab tak. Kuch hi minute mein humara plan kamiyaab hoga.

Parul: Lekin Benba Kunal Kuhu se pyaar karta hai. Aap aisa kyun kar rahi hai?

Meenu: Aapse jo bola gaya hai voh hi kijiye.

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Meanwhile outside, Kuhu introduces Sourav to Kunal, Abir, Ketki and Atul.

Kuhu: Sourav, yeh hai Kunal- mera fiance and pyaar

Kunal: Hey Sourav.

Kuhu: Yeh hai uska oldie bhai Abir

Abir: Hi

Kuhu: Aur yeh inka cousin hai Atul.

Sourav: Hello guys! Lekin Kuhu, tumne mujhe iss beautiful lady se introduce nahi karwaya? Yeh kaun hai?

Kuhu: Oh sorry mai bhool gayi. Yeh hai Ketki, Atul ki behen.

Ketki shyly: Hello Sourav

Sourav: So Ketki tell me, how you doin (Joey style)?

As Sourav and Ketki get involved in talking to each other, Mishti is nervous about Abir's presence and tries to run away to the courtyard by making the excuse of getting a call. Abir sees this and follows her. Kunal sees this and goes behind Abir.

Abir: Mishtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mishti: Abir, tum yaha bhi aa gaye.

Abir: Mishti, tumne iss rishtey ke liye haan kyun bola?

Mishti: Abir, please mujhe akela chod do.

Abir: Mai kahi nahi jaunga jab tak tum mere sawaalo ka jawab nahi de deti.

Kunal interrupts: Kaunse sawaal bhai?

Abir: Arey Nanko, yehi sawaal ki Kuhu ko kya acha lagta hai. Mujhe use gift dena hai... shaadi jo ho rahi hai.

Kunal: Oh, yeh sab baadmein poochna. Ab aap mere saath chalo. Mami bula rahi hai aapko.

Kunal grabs Abir's arm and takes him inside the house. Mishti goes inside too

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Nidhi: Kunal, dekh main Kuhu ke liye kya tofah leke aayi hoon.

Abir: Areey mami aap toh smart nikli, itni jaldi tofah bhi laa diya. Mai hi reh gaya lagta hai.

Kunal opens the gift and sees it's a toy sportscar.

Kuhu interrupts and sees the gift.

Kuhu: Arey waaahhh. Yeh tum mere liye laaye ho Kunal?

Kunal: Nahi Kuhu. Yeh mami ka gift hai tumhare liye.

Kuhu: Sachi? Thank you mami, mujhe sportcar bohot pasand hai. Kunal ke pass sportscar hai issiliye voh mujhe pasand hai.

Unknown voice comes from the door: Haaa ...Maggie... tum... iss... khilone...se... hi...khush...raho... Kunal.. bhi...toh... Auntiji....kaa...khilona...hai...

Everyone turns around and sees it's Shwet. Looking at Shwet, Kuhu faints.

Meenu whispering to Parul: Ambe Maa ki kripa se akhir mera plan kam kar gaya.

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Abir: saare pyar ke dushman yaha kyu aa gaye

VARSHA : kuhuuuuu kya ho gaya ise? Koi pani laao. Parul pani lati hai.

Nanu: beta ise andar le Jao, Ghabra gai hogi. Ladkiyan asar Ghabra jati hai.

Varsha, BM takes kuhu along with Jasmeet and Nidhi

Kunal:Shweta yahan kya kr rhi ho tum?

Shwet: .......

Kunal: mein kuchh puch Raha hoon tumhe

Shwet: .....

Kunal: sh...

Shwet:. Mein tumhe jawab Dena zarrori nahi samajhti ...tumhare liye nahi aayi...khud to importance Dena bandh karo...mujhe Atul ne Bulaya hai

Kunal: ATULLLL

Atul: BB..bnbb.bhaiii boo

Nidhi: haklata Kyun hai...mein batati hu Kunal...Atul ka garba competition hai ..usee "dencing " partner chahie...maine dekha hai ...tum jab Shweta Ko bet kar rahe the to vo Navratri me yahan aati hai...su naachti thi...ae. Haloooo...*does garba*

Abir: vo bet nahi date hota hai Mami

Nidhi: aye kuchh b ...date to khajur hota hai..Kyun jii

Mama: ha Mari vali...eej to ...Abir kya tu bhi

Meenu: ** with big eyes*...Zara yahan aao

Nidhi:. Na nahin....aapko jo bolna hai yahi bolo benba..sabke samne

Meenu: sabke samne thappad Maaru..?..kyu bulaya isse daffod

Nidhi: mera atul...vo is bar Jeet Gaya to 50 certificate ho jayenge...uski partner ka pair pe facture hua hai...aur koi nai Mila....benba plz

Abir: mami pure rajkot me aapko safed.. I mean sherbert mili thi?

Shwet- excuse me.. Itni negativity hai yaha... Atmosphere kitna polluted hai.

Meenu- shwet tum saaf ni rahogi agar yaha se abi k abi ni gayi

Nidhi: apne bete ke liye faisla lene ka haq hai muje. Haan.. Husband bolo na tum b

Koslu-meenu Ben, ek dance Che. Maan Jao.

Meenu: koslu...ne Nidhi ..tumhari akal ghaas charne gayi hai...garba garba garba...nai chahye koi garba...samji Gaya

Badima: ** suddenly enters**...kya samjh Gaye

Meenu: kuch nai rajshiri ji ...mein Nidhi se keh Rahi thi ki kuch log hote hai jinki Umar to badhti hai Lekin Umar k saath samajh nai badhti..* looking at Nidhi*..

Badima: acha...vo kuhu to hosh aa Gaya hai ...chaliye sab chalte hain

Meenu: saaru chalo

Badima: * notices shwet* ...tum ...tum us din hmare ghar aai thi...Kunal ki...

Abir: business partner...us din papers ka draft Lene aayi thi...aaj sign karvane aayi hai...

Badima: acha...chalie sab

Everyone go...Abir and shwet stay

Abir: Ruko...kyu ayi ho?

Shwet: Maine...bata...toh....diya...Abir (holding his arm)

Abir shakes her arm off.

Abir: Dekho, mujhe pata hain ki tum yaha kuch aur maksad se aayi ho. Mere Nanko ko bhola samajh ke phasane aayi thi pehle.... ab Atul ke liye aayi ho tum?

Shwet: Tumne...mera...standard...itna..low...kaise...soch...liya? Uss... goonge... nachne... wale.... bandar...ko..kaun...pasand...karega? Main...toh...yaha....tumhare...liye..aayi...hoon...darling.

Meenu comes downstairs to see why Abir is talking to Shwet. On hearing Shwet's last line, she interrupts.

Meenu: Shwetaaaaaaaaa, tumhari himmat kaise hui Abir par dore daalne ki?

Shwet: Auntyji,...main... toh....yaha... dance...karne.. aayi... hoon...Atul...ke..saath. Nidhi...mami...ne...bola...tha... ki...Atul..aur.. mujhe..yaha.. Kunal...aur... voh... uljhe... baal... wali..maggie...oops...sorry... Kuhu...ki...sagai... mein..dance.. performance... dena...chahiye. Issi...bahane.. practice...bhi...ho...jayega... garba ...competition.. se..pehle.

Meenu: Aisa hai toh jo karne aayi ho vahi kaam karo.

Shwet: Ji auntyji. Mere...Guruji.... ne...mujhe...humesha... universe... mein...sabki...bhalai..karna... hi...sikhaya..hai.

Abir: Shwet safedi..tumhare muh se bhalai ki baatein suit nahi karti. Maa, main upar jaake Atul ko bulake lata hoon.

Meenu: Saaru Abir beta.

Abir goes upstairs. Brings everyone downstairs to start sagaai. Meanwhile Meenu and Shwet have a conversation.

Meenu: Aye chokri, kya kaam karna hai pata hai na?

Shwet: Ji Auntyji. Mujhe... aapka...cheque... mil.. gaya...tha..aapke...chamche....Laxman... se.

Meenu: Daffod, yeh bolna zaruri tha? Deewar ke bhi kaan hote hain. Zyada bakar bakar mat karo. Ab sab sagaai ke liye tayyar honge. Lekin tumhe ab Atul ke saath dance saagai se pehle karna padega. Samjhi gaya?

Shwet: Lekin aunty ji...mujhe samajh nahi aa Raha aap kar kya Rahi hain...pehle aapne mujhe kunal ko kuhu se dur rakhne bulaya aur ab Atul k saath.

Meenu: mujhse saval karne ka haq mere gharvalo ka bhi nahi hai. Tumhe cheque mil Gaya na....to Kam pe Lago. *goes*

Shwet: Mann main**** huh. Mujhe ka bikau smjhai hai. Ek Baar cheque k lie Kam Kiya matlab har baar karungi... huh..bewakoof aurat...is Baar meri Nazar kisi aur par hai****

Meenu goes to the courtyard to meet Laxman in secrecy who has come to meet her.

Meenu: Laxman, aapne mera pehla kaam toh kar diya. Abhi aap agle kaam ke liye tayyar ho?

Laxman: Ji hoon.

Meenu: Saaru. Ane viji baat- Kuhu ke kidnappers ko kabhi pata nahi chalna chahiye ki maine yeh kidnapping karwayi hain. Samjhi gaya che?

Laxman: Ji Ben Ba. **goes**

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Abir brings everyone downstairs. Shwet grabs the mike and starting speaking.

Shwet: Helllo...hello..hello...ladies...and....gentlemen...Mere..guruji...kehte..hain...kisi...bhi...shubh..kaam...ko...karne...se...pehle...dance..kar..lena...chahiye.

Nanu whispering to Abir: Yeh kaise teenager guruji hain iske. Lagta hai mujhe bhi jana padega iske Guruji ke pass. Gadheda, tu toh buddho jaisa life jeeta hai.

Abir (still whispering): Nanu, aap meri baatein chodiye. Shwet ka socho. Yeh itni achi kab se ho gayi. Dal mein kuch toh kaala hai.

Nanu (still whispering): Dal kaali nahi Shwet kaali hai.

Shwet (on mike): Aaj...hum...sab...yaha...maujood...hue...hai...iss..pyaare...jode...Kunal...aur...Kuhu..ki...judaai....oops...sorry....milan...ko...witness...karne..ke...liye. Issi... liye... main... aur... mera.... pyaar... oops.. sorry... dost... Atul... aaj... ek... performance... iss... couple... ko... dedicate... karna..chahte..hain.

Everyone claps. Shwet and Atul start doing garba on stage. Nidhi and Kaushal start dancing shouting "Aye haalo re haalo" in the audience. Meanwhile:

Meenu: Hey Krishna Bhagwan. Main toh bhool hi gayi. Ketki, tum Kuhu ko bahar tulsi ke paas le jaake prarthna karvao. Yeh humare ghar ka rasam hain. Hone vali bahu ko bhagwan ka aashirwaad lekar hi sagaai karwani chahiye.

Ketki: Thik hai fui.

Sourav: Ketki, where are you going?

Ketki: Bahar.

Sourav: Main bhi chalunga.

Ketki takes Kuhu to the courtyard along with Sourav.

Meanwhile, dance karte karte Shwet purposely falls from stage and Kunal runs off to grab her in his arms.

Badi Maa: Nahiiiiiiii.

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In the courtyard, Kuhu starts praying.

Sourav: Ketki, would you mind coming with me over there (pointing towards the passageway which is faraway from the tulsi). Mujhe tumse kuch baat karni hai.

Ketki: Theek hai. **both go**

Sourav: Ketki, I like you.

As soon as Sourav says this, a gang of men dressed up in black with their faces covered come and grab Kuhu and run away to a van haulted outside the gate. Kuhu is screaming for help. But the van leaves.

Ketki (screaming): Kuhu ko bachao! Kuhu ko bachao. arey bachao bachao koi....tun khade kya ho JAOOO

Saurav: ** in angreji accent** nai bhaag Sakta aaj

Ketki: Kyun

Saurav: protein nahi Liya

Ketki: kyaaa...** Kaisa aadmi hai**

Nidhi: are mara madiii re kon chila Raha hai itna

Ketki: mummy kuhu Ko kidnap kar k leke Gaye

Kunal and Abir run behind but it's too late

Kunal: bhai aap tracking app me dekho

Abir: *sees*....nanko woh phone ghar pe chod k gayi hai

Kunal: bhai ...humne police Ko inform karna chahiye

Abir: tu Jaa..me aata Hun * Kunal goes*

Abir: ** sees again**...**yeh car mere NGO k warehouse ki taraf Kyun Jaa Rahi hai...chal kya Raha hai"**

Kunal goes to get police. Abir and Mishti leave together in a bike to search for Kuhu. Shaurya, Kaushal and Nanu leave in a car to search for Kuhu. Sourav's parents leave for home leaving Sourav behind who wanted to stay back.

Meenu: Rajshri ji, mujhe lagta hai ki humein aaj sagaai rok deni chahiye.

Nidhi: Sahi kaha BenBa. Pehle Kuhu behosh ho gayi aur ab kidnap. Ek ke baad ek apshagun ho rahe hain. Yeh Kuhu ka bhaag hi kharab hai.

Varsha (crying): Meri beti ko koi bachao..

Vishambar: Meenakshi ji dekhiye, humari beti yaha kidnap ho chuki hai aur aapko sagaai rokne ki chinta hai?

Rajshri: Meenakshi ji dekhiye, aisa mat kijiye.

Meenu: Dekhiye bhaisaab. Nidhi daffod zarur hain. Lekin aaj usne ek sahi baat kahi hain. Jabse Kunal aur Kuhu ka rishta tayy hua hai tabse kuch na kuch galat ho raha hai.

Vishambar: Aap kya hume galat batayengi. Aaj apke bete ne andar sabit kar diya ki unke aur Shweta beti ke beech kuch chal raha hai. Humein humari beti ka rishta aise ghar mein nahi karna jaha bete ki maa ko hone wali bahu ki chinta na ho. Hum yeh rishta aaj aur abhi todte hai.

Parul: Aisa mat kijiye. 😭

Jasmeet: Bilkul sahi kiya tayaji. Humari muh boli ke bhaag bhale hi khote ho lekin dil inki tarah kaala nahi hain.

Shwet (thinking): Arey waah. Auntyji ka plan successful ho gaya lagta hai. Acha hai ki rishta toot gaya. Ab voh Maggie Kunal ke life se out.. Aur main Kunal ke life mein in. Aur agar universe ne chaha toh Abir ki life mein bhi in ho jaungi.

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Sourav (in accent): Ketki, do you do yoga?

Ketki: No, why?

Sourav (doing an aasan on the spot in western suit): Health and peace of mind ke liye acha hota hai. It will help you relieve your mind in this tensed situation. Come let's do couple's yoga together.

Ketki: Pagal ho kya? Fui ne dekh liya toh mujhe yoga toh kya khana khane ko bhi nahi milega.

Atul: Soouu...souuur...Sourav, aapko Vishambar uncle bula rahe hai.

Sourav: Okay dude.

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Everyone who went in search of Kuhu come back.

Nanu: vishambhar ji jaldbazi mein koi faisla na le...Meenu ne Jo kaha pareshani me aake kaha....hum sab Ko kuhu ki fikra hai .shant ho jaiye

Bade Papa: hamari beti Ko koi kidnap karke le Gaya hai aur aap ...

Abir: kidnappers ka pata lag Gaya hai...police unhe leke aa Rahi hai...aur yeh bhi pata lag Gaya hai ki kidnapping krvai kisne

Bade Papa: kon hai

Abir: vo jo bhi hai is waqt hamare beech khada hai...** Eyeing Meenu**

** Meenu sees here n there**

Vo vahi hai jisse pehle din se yeh rishta manzur nahi tha....vo aur koi nahi ...shwet hai** Meenu is relieved**

Shwet: WHATTTTTT

*** Abir knows real kidnapping is done by Meenu...he is maroing ek teer se do nishaane***

Shwet: Kyaa..........!!!!!!!! Mere...Guruji...ki...kasam...maine...yeh...sab...nahi...kiya. Yeh...sab...kisi...aur...ne...kiya...hain. Main...toh...yaha...sirf...Atul...ke...liye...aayi...thi.

Abir: Jhut pe jhut. Jhut pe jhut. Aur kitne jhut bologi tum? Tum yaha Nanko ki sagaai mein bhang dalne aayi thi. Tum kabhi nahi chahti thi ki Nanko ki sagaai ho.

Shwet: Haa...lekin...voh...pehle...vali...Shwet...thi...jo...Kunal...ko...life...mein...aage...badhte...hue...nahi...dekh...sakti...thi. Lekin...ab...mujhe...koi...farak...nahi...padta...agar...voh...Kuku...Poopo...ya...fir...uss...uljhe...baal...vali...Kuhu...se...shaadi...karle. Both...of...them...are...losers...who...deserve...each...other.

Meenu: Aye chokri. Aur ek shabdh nahi. Niklo yaha se.

Abir: Maa rukiye. Yeh mere swaalo ke jawab diye bina yaha se nahi jaa sakti.

Meenu: Lekin Abir.

Abir: Maa, please. Yeh mujhe sambhalne dijiye.

**Meenu starts to worry.**

Abir: Shwet, agar tumhe Kunal aur Kuhu ki sagaai se koi farak nahi padta toh tum yaha kyun aayi?

Shwet: Main yaha kissi ke kehne pe aayi hoon.

Saurav: ketki tumne I love you ka javab nai diya

Ketki: Tum pagal ho..meri hone Vali bhabhi kidnap hui hai..mere bhai ke ex ne use kidnap Kiya hai aur tumhe u love you ki PADI hai

Nidhi: kya I kyaaa

Ketki: kuchh nai mummy I..eye for an eye makes the whole world blind..

Nidhi: kyaaa...Madii re..ankh se ankh milti hai to andhe hote hain

Koslu: haa Vali...pyaar mein...

Nidhi: husband ** Sharma gayi**

Abir: sach batao kiske kehne pe aayi ho...aur is sach Batana ...mere patience Ko test mat karo...

Shwet:.......

**Police arrives**

Abir: inspector ...arrest her

Shwet: nai nai nai....nah...mere glowing skin ki Kasam...mere universe ki Kasam...mere tumhare liye dhadakte Dil ki Kasam **oops**....mujhe yaha auntyji ne bulaya

Vishambar: Meenakshi ji, AAAP? 😲

Kunal: Kya mom ne? Kyun jhut bol rahi ho Shweta. Mom aisa nahi kar sakti.😬

Shwet: Auntyji... aisa...kar... bhi...sakti...hai...and...unhone... aisa..kiya.. bhi..hai.😏

Meenu: Shwetaaaaa. Maine tumhe kab bulaya. Tumhe Nidhi ne bulaya tha. 😤

Abir: Maa, aur kitna jhut bologi. Inspector sir, aap inhe sabut bataye. 😐

Inspector: Hume kidnappers ke saath saath ek Laxman naam ka admi bhi mila hai warehouse mein. Unke pocket se Rajvansh Tours and Travel Company ka id mila hain. Yeh dekhiye.

Kunal snatches it and checks.

Kunal: Yeh sach bol rahe hain. Matlab Maa aapne yeh sab karvaya?😲 Aap goh sirf bhai ko Mishti se door karna chahti thi. Aapko maine bola tha ki mai Kuhu ko dhoka nahi de sakta issliye main usse sagaai karunga.

Abir: Kya?

Meenu: kya bakvas hai yeh...tumhara dimag to thikane hai...kuch bhi bol rahe ho😡

Shwet: Kunal sach keh raha hai...aapne mujhe islie bulaya taki kuhu k kidnapping ka ilzam mujhpe daldo...ne jail me jau...sagai bhi na ho..mishti aur Abir bhi alag ho jaye.....😕

Abir: ...😲...maa...nanko tu bhi...sab jaiye yahan se ...koi sagai nai ho Rahi

Saurav: aaaa...Lekin preoperations waste ho jayenge...I have a suggestion...me sagai karna chahta Hun...with ..a.a..ketki

Ketki:** isse situation ki gehrai samajh aati hai?**😂

Nidhi: Arey mari madi re! Chokra mari Ketki ke saath sagaai karna chahta hai?

Sourav: Yes, ma'am. (Goes on one knee in front of Nidhi) May I get engaged to your daughter?

Nidhi: Kitna sweet hai. Hussssbaanddddd... haan bol doon?

Kaushal: Mari vali geli... Yaha Meenu ben jail jaa sakti hai par tujhe iski padi hai? Tu chal mere saath.

Abir: Yaha kisi ki sagaai nahi hogi. Agar kisi ki hogi toh meri aur Mishti ki.

***************THE END***************

Hii

Sorry for commenting late

I started reading today

And all posts were so hilarious and awesome

I can't stop reading it again

I enjoyed a lot

Loved it totally 🤣

Originally posted by: vssdp

Hii

Sorry for commenting late

I started reading today

And all posts were so hilarious and awesome

I can't stop reading it again

I enjoyed a lot

Loved it totally 🤣

Hehe thanks yaar Vaish! Btw did you read the latest one of engagement drama?