Originally posted by: captainplus
Akhiyon Se Goli Maare my favorite Govinda movie 😛
I am posting the plot here by substituting the name of the characters with our show characters & some apna changes for those who have no idea about this movie 😃
Bhushan has a shop at Chor bazaar which he runs illegally, he lives with his wife and only daughter Guddan. Bhushan wants his daughter to be married to a gangster, so he begins his search. He finds Pervy who was born & brought up in Jail & lives in jail and wants him to be married to Guddan but on the day, Guddan & Pervy are about to meet for 1st time, due to misunderstanding Guddan meets Akshat instead & both fall in love. Akshat is a wealthy man who has no links to crime. But in order to satisfy Bhushan, she persuades Akshat to pose as a Gangster for time being. For this they search a Trainer called Rockey, who teaches Akshat to act as a Gangster. Finally Akshat becomes successful posing as a gangster but Bhushan's dad somehow appears and doesn't want Guddan, his granddaughter to marry to a gangster. 
He had met Akshat earlier when he was acting as a gangster when Akshat dhamkaoed him thinking of him as Bhushan as both look the same. Guddu's dadaji arranged Guddu's marriage with a champu Angad before, Akshat can convince dadaji that, he is shareef in real. Luckily he runs away cause he wants to marry some mendak jaisi aankh wali Revti. 
But the marriage is hijacked by Pervy who ran away from the jail & came to marry Guddan. They sit in the mandap & it turns out the pandit is Akshat himself who came in disguise to stop the marriage. He asks Pervy to get Lioness's milk so that the marriage tikoes 7 janams. Pervy sends his chamchi Durga & saru to collect milk. Only saru comes back saying she could only managed to get donkey's milk as lion & lioness ate durga. 
Pandit Akshat says its ok he will get Guddu & Pervy married with donkey milk as the marriage is of a donkey. To this Pervy gets angry & takes out his gun to shoot but it turns out empty & Pundit Akshat does his pitai. 
By that time, rockey comes with police & takes away Pervy to the jail once again permanently. Bhushan praises Akshat & decides to get him & Guddan married but dadaji objects saying despite being a gangster they didn't hand him over to police cause he saved their family izzat but now they can't get their daugter married to him. 
Akshat's parens enter saying they don't need their daughter as they can get a line of girls for their son. It turns out that Akshat's parents are family friends of dadaji & both families agree. Akshan get married & live happily ever after.