Kalma/SehReem AT 19 "Malharji ki ek hi Patni hai uska nam Kalyani Rane - Page 44

Originally posted by: kusharberry

noone can understand hum hai kon

Sach me... 🤣

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

Sach me... 🤣

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Thanks di for liking my weirdo imagination .

Love you 🤗

Love u too behena... 🤗

Imagination weirdo nahi ekdum kalma type hai... 😆

😱😱😱😱😱 aaplog yha itni jldi kaise pahuche 😲

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Suno sab Maine ik kalma scene imagine kiya. Plz tamatar mat marna I don't like tomatoes but ya you can throw cucumber or orange. I am big devotee of orange

So here is my crap imagination

At one day after all this drama is over. Here Mallu is searching for a new home in pune as he is transferred to pune. He decided to take Kallu, pillu, and anusar there and get rid of zoo.

Mallu and kallu talking to a agent

Mallu - Dekho sumit (agent) hame ek chota sa ghar chahiya par accha sa and agar vo kalyani ke college ke pass hua toh kya baat.

Sumit - Sir I will make a list of available home based on your priorities.

Mallu - Sumit yaha koi hotel hai. I have to join duty from tomorrow and so me and my wifey have to shift.

Sumit - Are you married sir.

Mallu - Haa par kyun puchan.

Sumit - Sir actually you know na married couple ko extra needs bhi hoti like strong beds , big bathtub and you know more. ( in low voice )

Kallu - Are bhaiya haa bed bada banawana and it should be strong .. Badi jarrorat padti hai aur bathtub bhi bada krna. Bathtub me enjoy Karna hota hai na..

Mallu - Kya bol rahi Ho kalyani 😡 . Chup raho kuch bhi bolti vapas boli na do doonga ghoomske. 😡

Kallu - Kya hooa Maine kya galat bola.. ( confuse tone)

Mallu - Chup

Sumit - Giggling ' Koi baat nahi sir , abhi abhi shaadi hooi hai na toh your wife is very excited for adventure.. Apki sabhi jarrorat ka khyal rakhenge..

Sumit - Aur mam you don't have to worry . We keep your words first.

Kallu - Haa bhaiya bada wala bad 🤣

Sumit - Off course mam

Mallu - Sumit jaoo yahan se ( itni joro se ghoorta hai na ki bechare ko Nani yaad aa gayi)

Within fraction of second he was vanish.

Mallu : Kya bol rahi tum

Kallu : Kuch nahi

Mallu : Strong wala bed kyun chaiye

Kallu : Are malhar ji apko toh pata hai kyun strong bed chaiye

Mallu : Kyun

Kallu : Are malhar ji abhi pillu chalega toh main uske saath pakdam pakdai khellongi. 😛

Mallu : Toh isliye bada bed chaiye tha 😒

Kallu : Haan toh apko kya laga.. Bataoo kya laga kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi socha tha 😡

Mallu : Nahi kalyani kuch dirty nahi socha tha. Yahi socha tha Jo tumne bola 🥺

Kallu : Nahi ap batao, what you think.... . Batao Mujhe. Main bhi toh janoo what you think.

Mallu : Kalyani I have some work . I have to go.

( he go outside room)

Kallu : Malhar ji samajhti hoo apko. Vo din bhi avenge par abhi nahi

Mallu ( outside the room) : Theek se pehle clear nahi Kar sakti thi. Pagli mil gayi Mujhe toh 😵

Aag dono taraf lagi hai ☺️

Batao sab kaisa hai yeh it was my fake order but genuine request

😆🤣

Aag toh lagi hai barabar lagi hai..☺️

Your writing bole toh jhakkas ekdum rapchik..😁👏👍🏼

Why don’t you write fan fiction here..😁

Good night sab

Ninni aa rahi hai

Bye aur plz kisi ne mera kalma wala post pada Ho to plz batana Mujhe kaisa laga 😊..it's my first time I wrote like this.

Bye and sd

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Good night sab

Ninni aa rahi hai

Bye aur plz kisi ne mera kalma wala post pada Ho to plz batana Mujhe kaisa laga 😊..it's my first time I wrote like this.

Bye and sd

gn sd tc byee see u tmw🤗

Hey kisi ko waapas woh kfc wale uncle dikhe kya with with error 500??

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Suno sab Maine ik kalma scene imagine kiya. Plz tamatar mat marna I don't like tomatoes but ya you can throw cucumber or orange. I am big devotee of orange

So here is my crap imagination

At one day after all this drama is over. Here Mallu is searching for a new home in pune as he is transferred to pune. He decided to take Kallu, pillu, and anusar there and get rid of zoo.

Mallu and kallu talking to a agent

Mallu - Dekho sumit (agent) hame ek chota sa ghar chahiya par accha sa and agar vo kalyani ke college ke pass hua toh kya baat.

Sumit - Sir I will make a list of available home based on your priorities.

Mallu - Sumit yaha koi hotel hai. I have to join duty from tomorrow and so me and my wifey have to shift.

Sumit - Are you married sir.

Mallu - Haa par kyun puchan.

Sumit - Sir actually you know na married couple ko extra needs bhi hoti like strong beds , big bathtub and you know more. ( in low voice )

Kallu - Are bhaiya haa bed bada banawana and it should be strong .. Badi jarrorat padti hai aur bathtub bhi bada krna. Bathtub me enjoy Karna hota hai na..

Mallu - Kya bol rahi Ho kalyani 😡 . Chup raho kuch bhi bolti vapas boli na do doonga ghoomske. 😡

Kallu - Kya hooa Maine kya galat bola.. ( confuse tone)

Mallu - Chup

Sumit - Giggling ' Koi baat nahi sir , abhi abhi shaadi hooi hai na toh your wife is very excited for adventure.. Apki sabhi jarrorat ka khyal rakhenge..

Sumit - Aur mam you don't have to worry . We keep your words first.

Kallu - Haa bhaiya bada wala bad 🤣

Sumit - Off course mam

Mallu - Sumit jaoo yahan se ( itni joro se ghoorta hai na ki bechare ko Nani yaad aa gayi)

Within fraction of second he was vanish.

Mallu : Kya bol rahi tum

Kallu : Kuch nahi

Mallu : Strong wala bed kyun chaiye

Kallu : Are malhar ji apko toh pata hai kyun strong bed chaiye

Mallu : Kyun

Kallu : Are malhar ji abhi pillu chalega toh main uske saath pakdam pakdai khellongi. 😛

Mallu : Toh isliye bada bed chaiye tha 😒

Kallu : Haan toh apko kya laga.. Bataoo kya laga kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi socha tha 😡

Mallu : Nahi kalyani kuch dirty nahi socha tha. Yahi socha tha Jo tumne bola 🥺

Kallu : Nahi ap batao, what you think.... . Batao Mujhe. Main bhi toh janoo what you think.

Mallu : Kalyani I have some work . I have to go.

( he go outside room)

Kallu : Malhar ji samajhti hoo apko. Vo din bhi avenge par abhi nahi

Mallu ( outside the room) : Theek se pehle clear nahi Kar sakti thi. Pagli mil gayi Mujhe toh 😵

Aag dono taraf lagi hai ☺️

Batao sab kaisa hai yeh it was my fake order but genuine request

Yha to ek se badkar ek badkar writer aa rhe forum me ..... Hme to ek paragraph nhi soojhta😆

Write more 🤗🤗

Vaise aag to lgi hai baraabar dono taraf☺️☺️

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Good night sab

Ninni aa rahi hai

Bye aur plz kisi ne mera kalma wala post pada Ho to plz batana Mujhe kaisa laga 😊..it's my first time I wrote like this.

Bye and sd

Post was awesome Neera..👍🏼

Good night 😴💤🌙

Tc god bless 😁🤗

Wish you a super duper Sunday tomorrow..😁