sattu ban gaya tarzan...

why sattu couldn't be back?
one of the obvious reason is he is dead, turned into skeleton by now or cremated by some junglee villagers and turned into
ashes.

however, we can imagine him to turn into a junglee tarzan with a sexy jane ;-). yes, he is aaa-aaaing in the jungle and busy mating like a monkey while parijee and maasaheb cried their eyes out...

this is another possibility - maybe better than Sattu turning Nandu of kalaa tekaa.

Just trying to add some icing at the end... you know msm will be drop its curtain very soon for ever...