~MINA VISITS PRAGYA BHABHI FOR ADVICE: EPISODE TWO~
M: Bhabhi!! Bhabhi where are you!
P: I'm in the kitchen making kachodis come and help me.
M: Hi Bhabhi...smells good in here. Are these kachodis for bhai???
P: They are for everybody. I don't spend all my time catering to my husband, you know.
M: Of course not -
P: If you do that, they get spoiled. When you have a husb-
M: BHABHI WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
P: Mina, you can't hide from reality
M: Whatever...Bhabhi so I need your advice
P: About finding a hus-
M: NO
P: Fine, what about?
M: Bhabhi 😭
P: Arre?? What's happening? Don't cry! Did someone hurt you? Your bhai will end them with his fists. Or I will end them, with lectures. Just tell us who.
M:...No No Bhabhi. It's not like that. It's just Bhabi!! OMG!! I have so much cleaning to do and I don't wanna!
P: Mina! Don't be a baby. What will your laadlis think? If you insist on being everyone's di you should set a good example
M: But Bhabhieee. Tell me how you handle it? I know you are often doing things you don't want to do, but have to do. How can you stand it? I don't want to clean, so I won't.
P: Arre Mina that is not the way. You have to fulfill your responsibilities. That will make you happier.
M: BHABHI Don't be crazy. Cleaning will never make me happier.
P: Yes, it will. You feel accomplished when you get it done, and you feel relaxed when you don't have to worry about it.
M: Yeah but Bhabhi...can't I just do it later!
P: You know what your Bhai says about that.
M: If you can do it tomorrow, do it today...if you can do it today, do it now
P: Exactly!
M: But Bhabhiii
P: No buts Mina. The sooner you face and finish an unpleasant task, the better!
M: AUGH. Well Bhabhi!! Why aren't you finishing off that Chudail right now then! Why do you keep putting it off!
P: For shame Mina! That is no way to talk about your brother's girlfriend.
M: But she is a wicked wi-
P: No, Mina. Don't be rude. You're better than that.
M: But -
P: Anyway you have to trust your Bhabhi. I'm working on it. It will happen.
M: I still say if you need help -
P: Yes yes Donny will get out her bandookwa and the other behenas will form a ninja squad, I know
M: Fineee Bhabhi. Waise how are my kachodi folds?
P: They're ok but you need practice. When you go to your sasural -
M: BHABHI
P: Well, see Mina, here's another case. The sooner we find you a husb-
M: STOP BHABHI STOP
P: - the better it will be! Don't put off unpleasant things!
M: Hah! Husbands are unpleasant! That's what you just said!
P: Husbands are complicated. I'm sure Krishu, Kat, Mishti or even your Mini-me could tell you that. But they have their uses.
M: OMG Bhabhi please don't wink at me when you say that...Bhabhi that's...you're married to my BROTHER!!
P: Of course, how else would I be your Bhabhi?
M: ...Yes. Of course. Well ok Bhabhi I guess I better go clean. No time like the present as they say.
P: Great, and I will have a word with your DMB and your Mini-me about the search for your hus-
M: EATING ALL THE KACHODIS NOW BYE BHABHI
*Mina gobbles up eight kachodis and steals six more and runs away while Bhabhi laughs and finishes frying the next batch*
THE END
Edited by -mina- - 10 years ago
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