~MINA VISITS PRAGYA BHABHI FOR ADVICE: EPISODE ONE~
M: Bhabhiii
P: Yes Mina? Come and sit while I fold your brother's clothes.
M: Arre?? Why do you do that bhabhi you are not his maid you can't let him take advantage of you.
P: Some things are married people secrets. I have my reasons.
M:...Oookayyy.
P: Chalo Mina what did you want help with?
M: There's a person and I don't like something they did and I want to tell another person.
P: Don't do it Mina. Backbiting is bad.
M: But what do I do?!!
P: Live and let live. Sometimes people do things you don't like. As long as they aren't stealing your husband or causing your mother heart attacks you should leave them alone.
M: Err...what???
P: I'm just saying, if no one's getting hurt, you should just chillax.
M: Bhabhi since when do you use words like 'chillax.'
P: Since your brother taught them to me.
M:...Right. And are you...maybe...plotting something against someone who is...doing bad things in your life?
P: Maybe. For example, I know Chudails freak out when all their boyfriend's clothes smell like his wife.
M: ...That's why you're folding?!!
P: Just an example Mina. Did you need more advice?
M: Bhabhi you know all the behenas and I would round up that fox and throw her in the woods far away from Bhai. You just have to ask.
P: No, sometimes we have to solve our own problems.
M: Why don't you just tell Bhai to get rid of her?
P: Don't worry Mina...her days are numbered.
M: Well...just let us know if you need help. Don would make it happen fastfast, I know it.
P: I know it too, and before long Chudail will know it also. You just don't worry about it. Now I have to go out and buy a stale cake for your Bhai.
M: What? A stale cake? Bhabhi, Bhai is king of nakhras, he won't eat stale food.
P: He will when his Fuggy feeds it to him. More married people secrets, Mina. If you're so interested in those, maybe it's time we found you a-
M: NO NO!!! You're just like Maasi and Mini Me honestly Bhabhi like please can we not talk about this like really.
P: Well seriously speaking Mina, you're one of the older behenas, some of the others are already married.
M: IRIS. IRIS is my age, she's not married.
P: That's not nice Mina, you're trying to deflect. That's not my responsible nanad, what's going on with you?
M: You know what Bhabhi? You go buy that cake! And I...I am gonna...go swimming! And try not to think about backbiting!
P: Ok Mina but this conversation is not over.
M: Yes it is...love you bhabhi kthxbai!!!! *M runs away as P fondly chuckles and puts away the last of her pati's now Fuggy-scented clothing*
~THE END~
episode 2 rebroadcast: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4316853&PID=119868900&#p119868900
(...it's official, mina has fully cracked!! 🤣)
Edited by -mina- - 11 years ago