At a regular day in Dhingra High School, Riddhi was in a not so good mood while working down in the Jungle Jail with Aditya, Disha, and Nikkita. "You think this is funny, Monkey Boy?!" Riddhi shouted at Luv.
"I don't see the problem here."
"The problem?! You see the pictures! Students are tweeting your so called art in the lunch room!"
"It is art!"
"Vandalism is art?! I beg to differ! You spray painted the words 'Dean Rahul Kapur is Bananas' and you call that art?!"
"If it spreads the truth, then yes!"
"You truely are a moron." Nikkita told Luv, shaking her head.
"So Riddhi...what do you plan to do with him?" Aditya asked Riddhi.
"Does anyone have peanut butter?!" Disha asked as she slapped some strawberry jelly onto a piece of bread.
"Dish, can you not talk about food right now?!" Riddhi asked.
Riddhi then looked down and gasped at what she saw on the floor near Disha. "DISHA!" Riddhi cried. Disha turned around, confused and then gasped as she jumped away from where she sat, dropping her bread as she then held onto Aditya. There was a grey colored rat on the floor that was looking at the bread on the floor. "ITS A RAT!" Disha screamed. "GET IT AWAY FROM MY FOOD! ADI, DO SOMETHING!"
"What do I look like?! Animal control?!" Aditya talked back.
"More like a tree hugger right now!" Luv laughed.
"Someone get that rat out of here!" Riddhi cried.
Nikkita then rolled her eyes as she then went towards the rat while the others watched her. She then picked up the rat in her hand, feeding the bread to it. "Here you go little guy." Nikkita smiled as she fed the rat. Riddhi, Luv, and Disha watched Nikkita in confusion while Aditya rolled his eyes.
"She's petting it?" Riddhi said, surprised.
"WHY WOULD YOU FEED IT MY LUNCH?!" Disha shouted at Nikkita.
"Shut up, Dish! Let the little guy eat!" Nikkita exclaimed. "Besides, you eat so much that you could feed an army of these guys."
"WHY YOU?!" Disha yelled. "I WILL-"
"Dish! Fish!" Aditya said, throwing Swedish Fish into Disha's mouth.
"So...explain how she's not afraid of the rat?" Riddhi asked Aditya.
"Nikki is always like this. A classic example of someone intrigued by anything that normally creeps the living daylights out of normal people." Aditya answered.
"You think you know everything!" Nikkita rolled her eyes as she then let the rat go away from the room into a hole.
"All right! Now that the rat is gone...I still need to deal with you!" Riddhi told Luv.
"Will you ever give up?" Luv asked Riddhi.
"LUV MALHOTRA!" a voice shouted. Riddhi, Luv, Aditya, Nikkita, and Disha looked up to see Dean Rahul Kapur enter the Jungle Jail with a not so happy look on his face. In fact, he stormed into the room and then grabbed Luv by the collar of his shirt. "You insignificant fool! How dare you deman me as a man reduced to bananas! My banana problem is none of your business!" Dean Rahul Kapur shouted at Luv.
"Banana problem?" Riddhi asked.
"Doctors have tested King Kong and found he has an extreme addiction for bananas." Aditya replied.
"Frankly I'm not surpirsed." said Nikkita.
"No wonder he's got no meat on those bones!" Disha exclaimed as she ate from a bag of chips that she took out from her black leather jacket.
"Dude, its a joke." Luv told the dean.
"JOKE?! AND YOU SHOULD NEVER REFER TO ME AS A DUDE!" Dean Rahul Kapur yelled as he shook Luv till he dropped him on the floor. "Only one name I go by in this school! KING KONG! GOT IT?!"
"More like Ding Dong." Luv said quietly.
There was then a moment of silence. The dean stood still with his back turned away from the others. "Oh dear God," Aditya shook his head. "I think he's going to crack."
"WHO YOU CALLING DING DONG?!" the dean yelled as he turned to Luvin an even angrier mode then before as he got up in Luv's face. "Do you want me to go super saiyan on you?!"
"Super saiyan?!" Riddhi asked.
"Oh now he's in for it!" Disha exclaimed as she continued to eat her chips.
"I always wondered what he'd look like as a super saiyan." Nikkita said.
"Um...King Kong...how exactly are you going to go super saiyan on Luv?" Aditya asked the dean.
Another moment of silence came in. The dean then pondered for a moment, straightening his gorilla printed tie. "You know what?! I know what's to be done with you!" the dean exclaimed. "Since the employees in our canteen work so hard, I'll give them the day off and let you take over cafeteria duty!"
"WHAT?!" Luv cried.
"Now that's a good punishment." Riddhi grinned.
"And Riddhi, you will also be on cafeteria duty." the dean told Riddhi.
"Why me?!" Riddhi asked, appalled.
"You're Luv's probation officer! You have to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid! So make sure you two are working tomorrow!" the dean exclaimed. "Now...I'll be off now!"
"To where?" Aditya asked, raising his eyerbrow.
"To find a shiny blonde wig and a Goku cosplay costume so I can go super saiyan!" the dean whined and then took off out of the Jungle Jail.
"Sometimes I wonder about that man." Riddhi said.
"We all do." Aditya replied.
"I can't believe I have to be on cafeteria duty!" Luv whined.
"And I have to join you!" Riddhi sighed. "Can this be any worse?!"
"It could be. Imagine having cafeteria duty with Disha." Nikkita grinned.
"Hey!" Disha exclaimed.
The next day, around eleven in the morning, Riddhi had arrived to the cafeteria to report for duty. She came into the counter area where the lunch lady was just getting ready to leave. "Oh you're here. Where's that idiot boy?" the lunch lady asked Riddhi.
"He's coming...I think."
"Well then, just remember all the food needed for today has been prepared and put in the respective compartments. Just set them up. And if you need more, you'll have to make it yourself from the ingredients stored in the back. Understood?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Good! Now...I'm leaving."
"To where?"
"To Goa! I'm not coming back till Monday! Bye!"
With that, the lunch lady took off while Riddhi sighed as she stood in the counter. She put on gloves, and a white apron to cover her blue salwar kameez. Just then, Luv arrived in the counter. "You're late." Riddhi said, irritated.
"Why do you care?!"
"Shut up! Just go put on some gloves and an apron!"
"Why?! We're not cooking!"
"But we have to be clean, right?! Then again...monkeys like you are never clean to begin with!"
"Why you?!"
"Just shut up and put on the apron!"
Luv rolled his eyes as he then took the apron and put it on over his Pikachu T-shirt and blue jeans. After putting on the gloves as well, Luv noticed Riddhi put in the trays of food onto the countertops where they were set up along with the other condiments. Once everything was set up, Luv and Riddhi noticed students coming in for lunch time. They stood by the counter, waiting for students to line up. "Now remember," Riddhi told Luv. "Smile and be polite when serving the students."
"You expect me to be happy when serving these losers?!" Luv asked Riddhi. Riddhi then smacked Luv right on his head. "If you don't want to end up mopping dirty floors, then you're going to do what I say!" Riddhi shouted at Luv.
"Man! That hurt!" Luv exclaimed. "What are your hands made of?! Bricks?!"
"Hey," a student came into the line. "Can I get a cheese and tomato sandwich?"
"Oh sure," Riddhi smiled as she then took out a tray from the stack of trays and placed a sandwich from the counter top onto the trap, handing it to the student. "Enjoy."
Riddhi then looked to her right, eyeing Luv who was writing in his yellow notebook, while standing by the cash register. Because he was so occupied, the student went ahead and dashed off with his lunch without paying. Riddhi then angrily grabbed the notebook from Luv and smacked it on his head. "You moron! You just let a kid get lunch without paying!" Riddhi shouted at Luv. "What are you writing in this thing anyway?!"
"Mind your own business!" Luv shouted as he took the notebook back. "No one reads my notebook!"
"Hey! If you two are done talking like the couple you are, can I get my lunch?!" a student shouted at Riddhi and Luv as he stood in the line impatient.
"WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!" Luv and Riddhi shouted at the student.
"Do I look like I care?! Just give me some pizza!" the student ordered.
Riddhi gave an irritated look on her face as she handed the rude student a tray with a slice of pizza on it. The student then paid Luv the money and more students followed up with orders for lunc to which Riddhi and Luv reluctantly handled. After the first lunch ended, Luv and Riddhi slumped to the floor, tired as ever. "That was so exhausting!" Riddhi sighed. "And we still have two more lunch periods to go!"
"I will have Ding Ding's head by the time this is over!"
"King Kong."
"Do I look like I care?!"
"Hi guys." a voice said. Riddhi and Luv got up to see Nikkita, Aditya, and Disha in the line. "What are you guys doing here?" Riddhi asked.
"Well it is our lunch period." Aditya replied.
"And we wanted to check how our fellow probation officer and her monkey client are doing." Nikkita added.
"I'm no one's monkey client!" Luv shouted.
'You are until you learn how to behave, Monkey Boy!" Riddhi yelled at Luv.
"All right then. We'll be going now." Aditya told Riddhi.
"Of course Disha will be staying to get lunch," said Nikkita. "See you guys later."
After Aditya and Nikkita left, Riddhi and Luv gulped to see Disha standing before them with a bunch of other students lining up behind her. "What do you want, Disha?" Riddhi asked Disha, rolling her eyes.
"Get me a chicken sandwich, three slices of pizza, chicken nuggets, and chocolate milk." Disha ordered.
"This is a canteen not McDonalds!" Luv shouted at Disha.
"Shut up!" Disha retorted. "Just get me my order."
Riddhi took out a tray and placed a chicken sandwich and a box of chicken nuggets on it. As she started putting the pizza on the tray, she realized she was out of slices and was short of one. "It looks like we're out of pizza." Riddhi sighed.
"Well I want my pizza!" Disha exclaimed.
"Hey, go to the back and get the frozen pizza in the freezer. Then put it in the oven for baking," Riddhi told Luv. "Also, we're out of chocolate milk. Go get some from the fridge in the back."
Luv shrugged his shoulders and headed to the back of the kitchen. Riddhi waited as she noticed a bunch of other hungry students were lining up behind Disha. After fifteen minutes had passed, Luv had still not returned and Disha and the other students were getting even more impatient. "I'm not starving any less than before, Ridz!" Disha shouted.
"Can I get my food already?!" another student shouted.
"Where is that idiot?!" Disha asked Riddhi.
"You know...I'll go check on him in the back. We'll be back!" Riddhi tried to smile.
She then turned around and headed to the back of the kitchen. As soon as she came back to the kitchen, she looked down on the floor to see the spill of chocolate milk on the floor. She freaked out and saw Luv standing by the fridge to what looked like four large gallons of chocolate milk had spilled. "You idiot! What are you doing?!" Riddhi yelled at Luv.
"There were no more milk cartons! So I was just going the old fashioned way and filling up paper cups!"
"Old fashioned way?! You could've told me that! Now you made a mess!"
"Either way you would've yelled at me like you're doing right now, Arrowhead!"
"You think now is the time to be calling me names! You're such a moron! Look at the mess you've made! Now we have to-"
But before Riddhi could finish her sentence, she slipped on the chocolate milk on the floor, screaming. Riddhi then fell directly into Luv's arms as he dropped the gallon of milk on the floor. Riddhi looked at Luv, her face turning a bright pink as he simply held onto her. She then pushed Luv off making him fall onto the floor with a thud, and composed herself, saying, "Get off, you idiot!"
"What the heck! I catch you from falling and this is the thanks I get!" Luv shouted as he got up from the floor with his clothes stained in chocolate milk.
"That's what you get for behaving like a moron!" Riddhi yelled.
"Then take this!" Luv talked back.
Riddhi then turned and Luv had splashed the gallon of milk right at her face with the milk getting onto her clothes. Riddhi's mouth dropped wide open as she looked at herself. "You idiot! What do you think this is?! A water park?!" Riddhi screamed.
"More like a milk park."
"Shut up! Close the other milk gallons from spilling!"
Riddhi and Luv then struggled to put the caps on the remaining gallons as they continued to spill. Once they did, they sighed in relief. "Now we have to clean up this mess you made!" Riddhi exclaimed. "And where's the pizza I told you to bake!"
"Oh," Luv said, showing a little guilt on his face. "About that-"
"Don't tell me you screwed up there as well!" Riddhi cried.
"What's going on here?! Where's my food?!" Disha shouted as she came into the kitchen from the back door. She then looked at Riddhi and Luv. "Dang, what happened to you two?! Take a chocolate milk bath?!"
"Would you shut up, fathead?!" Luv yelled at Disha.
"Call me that again and I'll chug some milk down your throat, you little runt!" Disha shouted back.
"Enough!" Riddhi intervened. "Monkey Boy, where's the pizza?!"
"Do I smell something burning?" Disha asked.
Riddhi's eyes then beamed. She turned to Luv with an angry look on her face. Riddhi then rushed to the oven with Luv and Disha following. She looked at the oven and gasped. "You set the oven to 565 degrees fahrenheit?!" Riddhi yelled at Luv.
"I guess I should've told you I have no idea how to set an oven." Luv shrugged his shoulders.
"That thing is gonna blow!" Disha exclaimed. "Duck for cover!"
The threesome ducked to the floor as the oven then exploded. The huge explosion could be heard all across the school. The other students in the canteen gathered around the counter to find out what happened. Just then, Dean Rahul Kapur barged into the kitchen and screamed, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE KITCHEN?!"
Luv, Riddhi, and Disha got up with their faces covered in soot from the oven which was now completely destroyed. Riddhi and Disha then pointed to Luv, who stood hopeless. "You moron! You wrecked the school kitchen!"the dean yelled. "Now I really need to go super saiyan on you!"
"Then why don't you?!" Luv asked.
"Because my blonde wig hasn't came in yet!" the dean shouted. "Now I have to spend money to get this kitchen cleaned up! You are in so much trouble now!"
"Whatever it is, don't get me involved!" Riddhi exclaimed.
"Luv Malhotra...I have a good sentence for you!" the dean exclaimed.
"So can I still get my pizza?!" Disha asked.
"Disha...let's just go to Pizza Hut." Riddhi sighed as she grabbed Disha's hand, walking with her out of the kitchen.
"Bring me an extra cheese one while you're at it!" the dean told Riddhi.
Dean Rahul Kapur then turned to Luv with an angry look on his face. Luv gulped. He then tried to crack a smile, "So what exaclty do I have to do?"
Monday came along. And right at the first lunch period, Luv was sitting at a stand, glum as ever. Riddhi, Aditya, Nikkita, and Disha watched with glee as Luv was serving students lunch he had to make on his own. "I can't believe King Kong is making Luv make sandwiches for students all week until the school kitchen is repaired." said Riddhi.
"I can!" Nikkita exclaimed as she started taking pictures of Luv at work. "This is so going in the yearbook!"
"I'm gonna go get three chicken sandwiches!" Disha exclaimed as she dashed off into the line while Riddhi, Aditya, and Nikkita shook their heads.
"I wonder where King Kong is. He'd love to see Luv at work." said Aditya.
"Right here!" a voice exclaimed.
Riddhi, Nikkita, and Aditya turned with shocked faces to see the dean right before them dressed in a Goku cosplay costume. "He seriously got a Goku cosplay costume?!" Riddhi asked.
"Wow! Just as I imagined!" Nikkita exclaimed.
"I know! And now I'm ready to go super saiyan when I need to!" the dean exclaimed.
"How exactly?" Aditya asked.
"I got my blonde wig!" the dean replied, taking out a blonde wig that was shaped in the same hairstyle that Goku, the main character from Dragon Ball, had. "Now I'll be ready to go super saiyan whenever I want!"
"So is that his ultimate form?" Riddhi asked.
"I would expect worse." Nikkita replied.
"And I don't know what else to expect from this school." Riddhi sighed.