Bijnore & Bay Area
She texted Bally at midnight "Its March 8th"😳👏
He called her in a SECOND... ermmm half...😆
"Iyer, tu to chha gayi kiddo" he laughed👏
"Akka" II said⭐️
"To phir theek hai 9th tak karna kaam aur Monday ko aa jaana, waise bhi usko Paris jaana hoga, tujhe legally apna banaakar woh to chala jaayega"😉
"Thats probably true" she said 😭
"Oh lighten up" Bally urged😉
"Kitne hafte ki chhuthhi?"
"Weeks mein to phir how about 14 or 18?" she giggled😆
"Pregnant ho jao pehle phir maangna itna"😡
II's heart skipped a beat
"Haan usko kitne bache chahiye?"
"Ummm 3 he says"☺️
Arey baap rey, TEEN? 60 WEEKS iyer, 60 weeks maternity KMPG policy nahi hai... teeno ka milakar 12 le lena, since I love u ek hafta grace aur 15 altogether"😆
"Pehle shaadi kar loon?'😕
He laughed out loud
"Haan yeh baat bhi theek hai bandey ne intezaar kiya hai 8 hafte. he must not even know the definition of that word nahi? Lucky bas***d" Baldev expressed open jealousy😈
"True" II nodded
"I mean its a big deal for him kiddo. Soch they begin their relationships with sex, yaha toone usko mukke aur laath maar diye but didnt budge" Bally laughed
II squirmed...
"Chal Suman se baat kar"
"Jagi hai?"😲
"arey, aadhi raat ko MUJHSE lambi, USKE baalon se ZYAADA lambe baal waali KOI STREE mujhe call karegi to woh kaise so sakti hai?"🤣
II giggled
"Haan weight ke maamle mein tum suman se nahi jeet sakti" 😡Bally giggled
Suman punched him noisily
Bally whimpered in pain handing the phone "Laath bhi koi iski tarah nahi maar sakti yaarrr"😭
"Dher saari badhai" Suman said being from Bijnore😳
"Thanks, aap aana zaroor"
"Haan South ki shaadi ko kam attend kari hain maine sirf Blore mein do aur Cochin mein ek, Dev ki CPA/CA friends"
"Meri Dilli mein hogi" II said
"Arey wah phir to main haazir, Dev DILLI MEIN HAI SHAADI
"Punjabi ladka pataya hai kahan Madurai jaayega?"😆 he said from the back
"Dev sahi keh rahe hain kya?" shocked😲
Baldev had maintained her confidentiality thus far, II smiled... gratified👏
"Hmm" she nodded😳
"PUNJABI LADKA, Dev to kehte hain tumhare, mera matlab aapke parents bahut old fashioned hain"😳
"Tum kahiye please, haan they are" II nodded
"Phir yeh sab kaise hua?' Suman prodded😲
"Arey woh bolta kam hai kaam zyaada karta hai, uska "kaam" pasand aa gaya chhori ko" in thick UP accent🤣
Suman laughed hysterically "Dev ka bura mat maan na huh?"
"Kabhi bhi nahi" II smiled😳
"I bet tumhaare parents ne aisa waisa kuch allow nahi kiya hoga"😃
"Arey pagal shaadi mahiney baad is liye hai taaki she can be free for delivery in June" Bally said😆
suman went speechless in shock
II laughed out loud "Haan Bally is right"
Suman:Tum dono bahut burey ho..
"Theek hai bhai jab hoyega bacha phir dekh lena"
Suman: Tum Dev ki mat suno... in honey mujhe chhua bhi nahi shaadi tak, yeh to maine inki kamar pakad li motor cycle mein jab yeh bijnore aaye"😳
II smiled
Suman: Mere bhai ki motorcycle thi, woh to Papa ki Maruti lekar hamare peeche pehra dene aaya...👏
Mall mein, Bijnore mein koi khaas Mall to hai nahi.. par Saurabh 20 feet ki doori par apni goggles pehne meri raksha kar rahe hain"😳
Suman laughed
"Seekho kuch Iyers se, Iyer mahiney se launde ke ghar reh rahi hai"😆 Bally interjected
II laughed
Suman: maine phir usko khoob daant lagayi aur ghar bhagaya aur laut te waqt Dev ko chhua😳
BallY: Bus us din chhua aaj tak mere badan par nishaan hai
Suman DEVVV CHUP RAHENGE AAP?
II: bahut raat ho gayi nahi
Suman: na khud sotey hain na mujhe soney dete hain...😳
II: Aap Bijnore chaley jao😈
Suman:arey nahi, wahan hamara mann nahi lagta (shyly)😳
II blushed...
suman: Punjabi hain to khaana seekhogi ya maloom hai?
II: I know.. a little wahan sab apni marzi ka khaate hain
Suman:Kaun kaun hai sasuraal mein
BallY: BASSS shuru agle saas bahu ka story line... yaar tumhe mubarak baat ke liye diya phone... serial banaane ko nahi🤣
Suman: Dev rukiye na plz
II: Dad, Sister ha Shanti Niketan mein.. Didi hai.. aur ek aur Sydney
Suman: Hamara yehan 4 bete hain.. main sabse chhoti bahu, na Dev meri sunte hain na koi aur (sad)😭
Bally:Chal jhooti, kal raat ko kisne mere kaan khaaye 3 baje tak?😆
Shutting up Bally as he struggled to speak...
Suman: Kidhar hai sasural (a complete UP ite)
II: malcha Marg...
Suman:Wahan to embassy hai maine dekha hai, jab hum Europe gaye 4 saal pehle
Bally: Arey banda Ambassador hai France ka😆
Suman handed him another blow
II: I dont know why they live there
Suman: Shaadi mein main ek designer saree loongi, kanjeevaram😳
Bally: Aur main ek designer suit (in a screechy voice) 🤣
~~~
Appa lay awake in bed, even the light was on "If 20 people descend and put on a show I dont have a choice"
"It was not a show" Amma argued
"Padma was wearing a nine yard saree, was there a wedding in our house?" Appa asked angrily
"It was Vandita's idea, Sam did not demand it"
"Oh they dont want ANYTHING... they dont demand at all... they just want my Ishita" Appa said fuming
"Ippo seri solliyachu, weve said YES" Amma said softly
"Vandita is making me powerless" Appa was angry
"I want her to be happy too"
"THAT BOY? THAT PUNJABI BOY? Whatever he told her that night she was sick for one week a month ago" Appa thundered
II had slept as soon as she lay in bed... her door wasnt even shut yet she didnt wake
"she threw her bedding out and heater do u remember"
Amma squirmed
"It might have not been him"
"WHO ELSE COULD HAVE AFFECTED HER SO MUCH?" Appa demanded for the very first time
being honest about his daughter, recognizing that ONLY R&B had the power to make her physically emotionally and mentally sick
(its too premature now...no he wont give R&B credit for making her physically emotionally and mentally happy, that will most likely take YEARS).
"I told him we are rushing the wedding, avan solran, "I can move to Paris if u want" "He has no respect for me" "How can he take my daughter to Paris without my permission?"
"She was going to go to Bay Area" Amma mocked
"ADU VERA" "Thats different, Sree is a great boy. Lots live in Bay Area, which Iyer do u know lives in Paris? Paris is flashy and lacks substance just like this family"
"Dont say that she is going to marry him"
"I know THAT bothers me"Appa fumed
"She thinks R&B is great. Vandita too" Amma said sadly
"Then why do they need parents?"
"ayyo calm down"
"No I wont... 4 weeks? we have FOUR WEEKS for the wedding. Look at my pass book, some FDs are maturing only in July" Appa ranted
"Dont worry I will apply for committing my PF" amma said
"WHY should u do that? to enable a lavish wedding?'
"I am tired I worked all day I dont want to fight
Amma got up turned off the light, took her BP meds and went to bed... appa paced the room with no one to fight with he lay in bed curled up and tried to sleep...
and then just plotted against R&B
Itti Si Khushi Sab TV
