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DRABBLE: in the closet
*and unfortunately it appears to be something of a tradition for pragya to have a wardrobe malfunction during aaliya's wedding parties!! 😲*
*at aaliya's engagement party abhi is standing chatting to some friends*
*pragya passes by in a hurry, she has to speak to the caterer about something, she doesn't even stop to greet abhi's friends or give him a kiss on the cheek, abhi is a little annoyed about that*
*a flash of creamy skin BLINDS abhi!*
*abhi's eyes and brain recover from their blinding shock and he realizes that chashmish's showroom is KHULA AGAIN!!!* 😲 😲 😳
*abhi ditches his friends and runs over to cover his wife's back*
*pragya irritably tells him to leave her alone but when he explains about the khula show room she FREEZES*
p: kya?? peeche se khula?? [what?? open at the back??]
a: hanh! aur iss bar meri fault toh hai hi nahin (and it's not my fault this time), you got ready and left before me!
p: ufff!! i must have snapped the zipper myself. we really need to tell andy to fix the quality of his zippers!
a: we really need to get you upstairs and close your showroom
p: yes yes i know ok let's go
a: heyyy don't walk so fast! remember i have to cover your back!
p: then walk faster!
a: or i could just lift you up and carry you...
p: arre! no way, you know what everyone will think!
a: that i am taking my wife to our bedroom because i want to have my way with her
p: yes
a: waise that's not a bad idea
p: haaaye! not during the party, rockstar! plenty of time after
a: that's what you said during yesterday's function, and the day before, and even before that, but then when it was night time you just made your pretty little pouting face at me and said "sorry jaan i'm too tired!" 😡
p: and you think complaining now is going to change my mind about a quickie
a: who said anything about a quickie? oh, you did, great idea, let's go 😈
p: oh be quiet! ok here we're at the room, i'll go change, you go back to the party
a: no no no no! i'll help you it'll go faster
p: you never make it go faster
a: sure i do, when you ask nicely 😳
p: that is not what i was talking about! 👎🏼
a: that is always what we are talking about 👍🏼
p: ok rockstar, this blouse is not coming off properly, use your magic muscles to tear it through please. then i can send it to andy to get repaired.
*abhi obligingly tears the back of her blouse. and then, even though she didn't ask for help with it, he helpfully slides it off her shoulders, and it falls to the ground*
p: uff! why did you drop it to the floor? you're so irresponsible. hand me the other blouse, it's behind you
*abhi turns to pick up the blouse; when he turns back, pragya is facing him. his eyes fall on her chest and now HE freezes*
p: arre? hello, give me the blouse!
a: why are you wearing THAT bra??
*pragya looks down at herself - then she looks up at abhi and rolls her eyes* 🤔
p: what's wrong with it!
a: it's not for parties!! it is only for patis [husbands]! ☢️
p: and? it's not like anyone's going to see it under my blouse
a: but but but now i know you're wearing it i won't be able to think of anything else NOT FAIR CHASHMISH
p: don't be ridiculous. and give me the good blouse please!!
a: chashmish there's only one thing to do, you have to take that bra off
p: would you stop wasting time!
a: fine, i have to take that bra off
p: right, so i can go down braless? i bet that will catch a lot of interest...
a: what!!! don't say such things!!
p: if you don't hand me my blouse right now i'll -
*abhi backs pragya against a wall in the closet*
p: i won't sleep with you until after aaliya's wedding!
*one year after purab-bb marriage, aaliya is engaged again, and this time her fiance is absolutely in love with her and there will be a happy wedding 😃*
*abhigya have resolved their differences, declared their love, and discovered the many many many benefits of marital harmony 😉*
*of course that doesn't mean they don't fight sometimes...😛*
*and unfortunately it appears to be something of a tradition for pragya to have a wardrobe malfunction during aaliya's wedding parties!! 😲*
a: we really need to get you upstairs and close your showroom
a: or i could just lift you up and carry you...
p: arre! no way, you know what everyone will think!
a: that i am taking my wife to our bedroom because i want to have my way with her
a: waise that's not a bad idea
a: that's what you said during yesterday's function, and the day before, and even before that, but then when it was night time you just made your pretty little pouting face at me and said "sorry jaan i'm too tired!" 😡
a: who said anything about a quickie? oh, you did, great idea, let's go 😈
p: oh be quiet! ok here we're at the room, i'll go change, you go back to the party
p: you never make it go faster
a: that is always what we are talking about 👍🏼
p: ok rockstar, this blouse is not coming off properly, use your magic muscles to tear it through please. then i can send it to andy to get repaired.
a: why are you wearing THAT bra??
p: don't be ridiculous. and give me the good blouse please!!
a: chashmish there's only one thing to do, you have to take that bra off
p: would you stop wasting time!
p: if you don't hand me my blouse right now i'll -
a: you'll what? what do you think you can threaten me with, chashmish?
*pragya smiles sweetly*
p: i won't sleep with you until after aaliya's wedding!
a: chashmish!!! didn't i explain to you, never threaten about sex!
*pragya makes an unimpressed face* 😒
a: fine...fine chashmish, you win...but i'm telling you, my reward better be that i get to take off that blouse and that bra AS SOON AS the last guest leaves this dumb party!
p: what, you want to undress me in the hall???
a: UFFF do i have to spell out every step!
p: yes, you are married to a literature professor after all 😃
a: fine then meri biwi, consider yourself warned. AS SOON AS the last guest leaves, i'm going to sweep you off your feet and run up the stairs while carrying you in my arms, and then i'm going to fling you on our bed, and then i'm going to lock our door, and then i'm going to pounce on you and shred these offensive pieces of fabric to...to shreds
p: wow, shred to shreds! 👏
a: so you are warned ok!! 😳
p: yes yes but i'd prefer if you flung me into the closet instead, ok? 😃
p: wow, shred to shreds! 👏
a: so you are warned ok!! 😳
p: yes yes but i'd prefer if you flung me into the closet instead, ok? 😃
a: OK!!
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