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From: Singh Raizada, Khushi
To: Singh Raizada, Red
CC: Raizada, Payal
Subject: What To Do With A Broken Raizada
Hello sister and sister in law,
As you may or may not know, my name is Khushi Singh Raizada nee Kumari Gupta, wife of Arnav Singh Raizada aka Rakshas. Last night I may have accidentally broken his manly parts.
I was wondering if, as you are both older and much wiser and also in the unique predicament of also being married to Raizada men, you had any advice as to what I should do to fix it.
Sincerely,
Khushi
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From: Singh Raizada, Red
To: Singh Raizada, Khushi
CC: Raizada, Payal
Subject: Re: What To Do With A Broken Raizada
Fix what?
The situation?
Or his broken "manly parts"?
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From: Singh Raizada, Khushi
To: Singh Raizada, Red
CC: Raizada, Payal
Subject: Re: What To Do With A Broken Raizada
Both.
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From: Singh Raizada, Red
To: Singh Raizada, Khushi
CC: Raizada, Payal
Subject: How To Fix It
How open are you to BDSM?
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From: Singh Raizada, Khushi
To: Singh Raizada, Red
CC: Raizada, Payal
Subject: BDSM?
Did you mean BDMS?
Believe Devi Maiyya's Sayings?
"""""
From: Singh Raizada, Red
To: Singh Raizada, Khushi
CC: Raizada, Payal
Subject: BDMS
No. No I did not.
Fine. Well, you're just going to have to wait until he's completely fixed. Rest and recuperation.
Also, be gentler next time.
As for the situation, I dunno, make him a sandwich?
Make sure you put the cheese on first, then the tomato.
"""""
From: Raizada, Payal
To: Singh Raizada, Khushi
CC: Singh Raizada, Red
Subject: (no subject)
Stop CCing me.
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: NK Photography
Subject: Your Flight Has Landed
Where are you??
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From: NK Photography
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: My Flight
My arrival is imminent.
"""""
From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: NK Photography
Subject: "Imminent"
Your definition of the word "imminent" needs some serious work.
I have been waiting at the airport for almost 3 hours. If you're not here in 2 minutes, I'm leaving.
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From: NK Photography
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: My Imminent Arrival
Sorry. Brought a lady friend with me. She fainted when she saw my surname on my passport.
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: NK Photography
Subject: What?
What kind of person agrees to go to India on a trip with somebody whose surname they don't know?
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From: NK Photography
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: What Kind Of Person
The kind of person who just assumed Nand Kishore was my first and last name.
What is it with our family and the ridiculously long names? Nand Kishore Singh Raizada is just ridiculous.
"""""
From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: NK Photography
Subject: Singh Raizada
I like to think it adds a little gravitas.
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From: NK Photography
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Gravitas
Shut up and come help me with my bags.
"""""
From: Kasyap, Lavanya
To: Sharma, Neha
Subject: I'm In India
I'm in India.
I'm in Lucknow.
I'm in Lucknow, in India with ASR's cousin.
In in Lucknow, in India with ASR's cousin, on my way to ASR's house. Where ASR lives with his ASR's wife and apparently his ASR's other cousin and ASR's cousin's new wife.
In ASR's car.
Which ASR is driving.
Help me.
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From: Sharma, Neha
To: Kasyap, Lavanya
Subject: Your Predicament
Wow.
Sucks to be you.
OMG. WHAT DID HE DO WHEN HE SAW YOU?
WHAT DID HE SAY?
TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!
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From: Kasyap, Lavanya
To: Sharma, Neha
Subject: Calm Down, You'll Break A Nail
He said "Hello Lavanya."
So NK was like "Oh, you guys know each other?"
And ASR goes "Yeah. We were engaged."
So I was like, no way am I letting him get all the glory, so butted in with "Until he fell in love with Chamki- I mean Khushi and I graciously stepped aside like the good sanskari girl she had transformed me into."
NK didn't miss a beat before going "Well at least I know you're not a gold digger."
And ASR just smiled and went "No. She isn't." Then he rounded on NK and went "So if you mistreat her in the slightest, I'll cut off your leg and throw it in the fireplace."
And NK replied with "Speaking of legs, why are you walking like a crab?"
And ASR blushed.
He smiled. Defended me. And blushed.
I thought I was over him, Neh, but I'm not. I'm just going to say hi to Khushi and whoever this third Raizada cousin is (fourth if you count Aakash) and his new wife and then I'm going to go out clubbing.
"""""
From: Kasyap, Lavanya
To: Sharma, Neha
Subject: Lucknow
Well.
It turns out they have a giant mansion in the literal middle of nowhere in Lucknow and so there are no clubs I can go to from which I can safely return completely wasted at 4 in the morning. Also Lucknowians seem to be a tad more... conservative, than Delhiites.
So I am trapped in a mansion surrounded by memories and people it's killing me to be around and I don't know what to do.
Dhruv is great. Red is hysterical. Catching up with Khushi was nice, she was absolutely wonderful to me so it just made me feel like a bitch to still kind of feel some resentment. It wasn't helped by the fact that she's completely oblivious. Watching her and ASR so happy is like a knife through the heart.
I ran away to my room saying I was feeling jet-lagged.
Oh wait. NK's here at the door.
He has vodka.
He looks miserable.
More later.
"""""
From: Kasyap, Lavanya
To: Sharma, Neha
Subject: "More"
NK luv Koosi. Serr sad 2.
Dronk hahahshhdhahahajaa.
Ms Yoopp
Laaa
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From: Singh Raizada, Red
To: Singh Raizada, Dhruv
Subject: Your Family
Wow.
You're all completely insane.
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From: Singh Raizada, Dhruv
To: Singh Raizada, Red
Subject: Yes. Yes We Are.
And you haven't even met Di or Nani.
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From: Raizada, Aakash
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Your... Health
Are you okay?
I hear you were injured last night.
Late last night.
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From: Singh Raizada, Khushi
To: Raizada, Aakash
Subject: KYUN?
WHY, AAKASH?
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ARNAVJI WHAT I TOLD PAYAL WHO TOLD YOU?
He's making me learn the Chinese national anthem. I can barely even pronounce English, how am I supposed to pronounce CHINESE?
"""""
From: Singh Raizada, Dhruv
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Your Wife
Could you please shut her up? Red and I are trying to get some work done (if ya know what I meaaan) and her caterwauling in what sounds like the language of the Orcs and/or Dothraki is not helping.
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From: Singh Raizada, Red
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: You Know...
When you punish people, you're really not supposed to punish yourself and everyone else in the building as well.
How is making Khushi sing the Chinese national anthem, while Dhruv sings the Finnish one not driving you insane?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Singh Raizada, Red
Subject: Why I'm Fine
Noise-cancelling headphones.
"""""
From: Singh Raizada, Red
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: This Noise
Put a stop to this immediately or I will kill you and everything you love.
"""""
From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Singh Raizada, Red
Subject: Your Threats
I like you.
But no.
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From: Singh Raizada, Red
To: Singh Raizada, Anjali
Subject: Your Brother
Arnav just made a pass at me via e-mail and I found it highly inappropriate. I know he respects and listens to you so would be grateful if you would come and sort him out.
Please bring Naniji as well.
Looking forward to seeing you both soon.
Best regards,
Red
"""""
From: Mathur, Aman
To: Singh Raizada, Anjali
Subject: Flights
Just confirming flights for Naniji, yourself and myself.
Take-off is in five hours.
See you at the airport.
Aman
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