You've Got Mail- 09/01/15- The Co-Written Harry Potter Special- Pg 117 - Page 74

omg..this is the most hilarious thing i have ever read...i swear...frikking hilarious...😆...all those tit for tat kinda messages...loved it...really laughed out loud..great work...👏👏👏

To : Mail,Story
From : Mathew,Ann
Subject : Where were you?

Dear story,
I can't believe i didn't find you before!
You sure sound interesting.


Sincerely,
Ann.

Oh my gawd! Like literally!
I'm half way through your story and its mid night rite now, i wanna laugh out loud but i can't.
This is so freaking hilarious! 🤣 🤣

Gawd! I can't stop laughing!
This is so damn freaking hilariously funny!

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Khushi

To: Singh Raizada, Red

CC: Raizada, Payal

Subject: What To Do With A Broken Raizada

Hello sister and sister in law,

As you may or may not know, my name is Khushi Singh Raizada nee Kumari Gupta, wife of Arnav Singh Raizada aka Rakshas. Last night I may have accidentally broken his manly parts.

I was wondering if, as you are both older and much wiser and also in the unique predicament of also being married to Raizada men, you had any advice as to what I should do to fix it.

Sincerely,

Khushi

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Red

To: Singh Raizada, Khushi

CC: Raizada, Payal

Subject: Re: What To Do With A Broken Raizada

Fix what?

The situation?

Or his broken "manly parts"?

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Khushi

To: Singh Raizada, Red

CC: Raizada, Payal

Subject: Re: What To Do With A Broken Raizada

Both.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Red

To: Singh Raizada, Khushi

CC: Raizada, Payal

Subject: How To Fix It

How open are you to BDSM?

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Khushi

To: Singh Raizada, Red

CC: Raizada, Payal

Subject: BDSM?

Did you mean BDMS?

Believe Devi Maiyya's Sayings?

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Red

To: Singh Raizada, Khushi

CC: Raizada, Payal

Subject: BDMS

No. No I did not.

Fine. Well, you're just going to have to wait until he's completely fixed. Rest and recuperation.

Also, be gentler next time.

As for the situation, I dunno, make him a sandwich?

Make sure you put the cheese on first, then the tomato.

"""""

From: Raizada, Payal

To: Singh Raizada, Khushi

CC: Singh Raizada, Red

Subject: (no subject)

Stop CCing me.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Arnav

To: NK Photography

Subject: Your Flight Has Landed

Where are you??

"""""

From: NK Photography

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: My Flight

My arrival is imminent.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Arnav

To: NK Photography

Subject: "Imminent"

Your definition of the word "imminent" needs some serious work.

I have been waiting at the airport for almost 3 hours. If you're not here in 2 minutes, I'm leaving.

"""""

From: NK Photography

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: My Imminent Arrival

Sorry. Brought a lady friend with me. She fainted when she saw my surname on my passport.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Arnav

To: NK Photography

Subject: What?

What kind of person agrees to go to India on a trip with somebody whose surname they don't know?

"""""

From: NK Photography

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: What Kind Of Person

The kind of person who just assumed Nand Kishore was my first and last name.

What is it with our family and the ridiculously long names? Nand Kishore Singh Raizada is just ridiculous.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Arnav

To: NK Photography

Subject: Singh Raizada

I like to think it adds a little gravitas.

"""""

From: NK Photography

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: Gravitas

Shut up and come help me with my bags.

"""""

From: Kasyap, Lavanya

To: Sharma, Neha

Subject: I'm In India

I'm in India.

I'm in Lucknow.

I'm in Lucknow, in India with ASR's cousin.

In in Lucknow, in India with ASR's cousin, on my way to ASR's house. Where ASR lives with his ASR's wife and apparently his ASR's other cousin and ASR's cousin's new wife.

In ASR's car.

Which ASR is driving.

Help me.

"""""

From: Sharma, Neha

To: Kasyap, Lavanya

Subject: Your Predicament

Wow.

Sucks to be you.

OMG. WHAT DID HE DO WHEN HE SAW YOU?

WHAT DID HE SAY?

TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!

"""""

From: Kasyap, Lavanya

To: Sharma, Neha

Subject: Calm Down, You'll Break A Nail

He said "Hello Lavanya."

So NK was like "Oh, you guys know each other?"

And ASR goes "Yeah. We were engaged."

So I was like, no way am I letting him get all the glory, so butted in with "Until he fell in love with Chamki- I mean Khushi and I graciously stepped aside like the good sanskari girl she had transformed me into."

NK didn't miss a beat before going "Well at least I know you're not a gold digger."

And ASR just smiled and went "No. She isn't." Then he rounded on NK and went "So if you mistreat her in the slightest, I'll cut off your leg and throw it in the fireplace."

And NK replied with "Speaking of legs, why are you walking like a crab?"

And ASR blushed.

He smiled. Defended me. And blushed.

I thought I was over him, Neh, but I'm not. I'm just going to say hi to Khushi and whoever this third Raizada cousin is (fourth if you count Aakash) and his new wife and then I'm going to go out clubbing.

"""""

From: Kasyap, Lavanya

To: Sharma, Neha

Subject: Lucknow

Well.

It turns out they have a giant mansion in the literal middle of nowhere in Lucknow and so there are no clubs I can go to from which I can safely return completely wasted at 4 in the morning. Also Lucknowians seem to be a tad more... conservative, than Delhiites.

So I am trapped in a mansion surrounded by memories and people it's killing me to be around and I don't know what to do.

Dhruv is great. Red is hysterical. Catching up with Khushi was nice, she was absolutely wonderful to me so it just made me feel like a bitch to still kind of feel some resentment. It wasn't helped by the fact that she's completely oblivious. Watching her and ASR so happy is like a knife through the heart.

I ran away to my room saying I was feeling jet-lagged.

Oh wait. NK's here at the door.

He has vodka.

He looks miserable.

More later.

"""""

From: Kasyap, Lavanya

To: Sharma, Neha

Subject: "More"

NK luv Koosi. Serr sad 2.

Dronk hahahshhdhahahajaa.

Ms Yoopp

Laaa

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Red

To: Singh Raizada, Dhruv

Subject: Your Family

Wow.

You're all completely insane.

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From: Singh Raizada, Dhruv

To: Singh Raizada, Red

Subject: Yes. Yes We Are.

And you haven't even met Di or Nani.

"""""

From: Raizada, Aakash

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: Your... Health

Are you okay?

I hear you were injured last night.

Late last night.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Khushi

To: Raizada, Aakash

Subject: KYUN?

WHY, AAKASH?

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ARNAVJI WHAT I TOLD PAYAL WHO TOLD YOU?

He's making me learn the Chinese national anthem. I can barely even pronounce English, how am I supposed to pronounce CHINESE?

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Dhruv

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: Your Wife

Could you please shut her up? Red and I are trying to get some work done (if ya know what I meaaan) and her caterwauling in what sounds like the language of the Orcs and/or Dothraki is not helping.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Red

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: You Know...

When you punish people, you're really not supposed to punish yourself and everyone else in the building as well.

How is making Khushi sing the Chinese national anthem, while Dhruv sings the Finnish one not driving you insane?

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav

To: Singh Raizada, Red

Subject: Why I'm Fine

Noise-cancelling headphones.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Red

To: Singh Raizada, Arnav

Subject: This Noise

Put a stop to this immediately or I will kill you and everything you love.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Arnav

To: Singh Raizada, Red

Subject: Your Threats

I like you.

But no.

"""""

From: Singh Raizada, Red

To: Singh Raizada, Anjali

Subject: Your Brother

Arnav just made a pass at me via e-mail and I found it highly inappropriate. I know he respects and listens to you so would be grateful if you would come and sort him out.

Please bring Naniji as well.

Looking forward to seeing you both soon.

Best regards,

Red

"""""

From: Mathur, Aman

To: Singh Raizada, Anjali

Subject: Flights

Just confirming flights for Naniji, yourself and myself.

Take-off is in five hours.

See you at the airport.

Aman

🤣
that was really hilarious!
Loved it.

Originally posted by: BlueMystique

Are you kidding me!? Dhruv and I better be in this update! 😆

Originally posted by: _Ann_

🤣
that was really hilarious!
Loved it.

Originally posted by: arisai

Red is such a badass.

As is her inspiration ;)

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