Crooner 43 : Angry Birds - BASH THEM : Updated !!! - Page 5

Originally posted by: arnavandkhushi

DISCLAIMER...(okay seriously its gonna be EPIC boring...read if you really intend to)

well well well well well...kya padh rahe ho...its not at all "all izz well"...
aaj main sab ko bash karongi even crooner bashers...not buddies today...

firstly this is going to be the first post of its kind from me so aashirwaad taking...no sharing no sharing with you...only bashing only bashing everyone...(humm it according to the joote maarne se bhi sharm aane waali film of some nasal tract bhaiyaa...omg abhi tak nahi samajh payye...to i'll bash...dumbness ki hadh hoti hain...himmu reshmiyaan ke khajoor...)

firstly the great gabbar singh...(well iska gif asaani se mil gaya iss liye...)

then jhansi ki rani...(idk but lene mein kya jata hain...sanju no'.soft nahin hona'.I AM A BASHER...)

joker baba...(why so serious)

and at last bhole baba (so that i can enjoy the tandav...it really is a great dance to burn all your calories)



okay let me start now...

firstly what all are these commandos for'..really cant understand'.never have seen them anywhere else'..really what are they scarecrows and do raizadas have dinner in morning...

wow anji lal saree pujali tapking from nowhere to the diningwaire...aur unke pujya pati dev...well i dont wanna go to maggu baba now...


well uski batti jali...batti jali...batti jali...

par mentos waali nai is bulb waali which could be very dangerous in future...

i dont know aaj anji baby kya expressions de rahi thi...but would not like to bash her at least...
chota bachcha darr jayega...


okay moving on...sadie dii i have to bash you here...what is up with your mami...hamesha khati rehti hain khati rehti hain and here in forum everyone is commenting on khushi's apetite...

tells me when have you seen her not ghaplofying anything in her mouth when she is present in RM...seriously country mein jo food insecurity paeda ho rahi hain 3/4th share goes to manorma mami...

nani seriously'"yeh sab hamare ghar nahin chalta'."'.have you ever thought about those houses jahaan yeh sab cheez daurti hain''and who yeh show dekhte bhi hain'.

Totally nani yeh expected nahi tha so I BASH you''

Bashing PAYASH would be enough if I don't at all discuss about them'..

Mamaji aapki to serious mein bashing karni padegi''what you are propagating'..pyaar andha hota hain'.my foot'.aapne pyaar mein eye transplant kyun nahin karva diya'.kam se kam apne saamne tooti hui choodiyon ki dukaan mami ko dekhkar kuch to sochte''

Now coming to the invisible here'..Hari Prakash tujhe to main Bali mein aake bash karoongi'.come on tells me wahan pe honeymoon mana rahe ho aur apna replacement bhej diya hain raizadas namooney mansion mein where nobody is able to recognize him''..

Now coming to arnav'why the hell did you hide the brand of laptop you use'..arghh I so wanted to find out kis mitti I mean silicon chips ka bana hain yeh ambuja laptop jo smack karne pe bhi nahin tutta'

Now coming to the moon here in IPKKND har raat full moon hota hain kya''waah kya baat hain..screw you MORON MOON'..

Khushi how dare you depict my condition with IPKKND'..bas ek purana scene dekh leti hoon and I end up seeing all of them'.urghhh..i am so super angry and bashing you

And arnav what is it'.cant you say it to me'"saath khana nahi khana hain kyaa'."main khana kya woodwa bhi chaba jaaongi tumhaare saath'.no no..i have to bash YOU'.

well for a fact maa mom is yelling at me to clean maa room...all i am like is

Bollywood walo tumhari baari hain bash hone ki'.why this man is not there in the filmfare ceremony with the black lady'..ofcourse I can be the black lady here'.

What the hell raizada mansion mein plastic fruits because of which arnav kha bhi nahin paya'.really kanjoos hoke mami jaise antique piece banana ki bhi had hoti hain'.

What the hell today its all crystal clear that pura raizada parivaar in dono par spy karta hain'..

Dekha nahin kaise ekdum bhagtein hue aaye saare log''really arnav you should move away with your hideous wig waali wife to Bermuda triangle''where no one can spy on you two

Again Sadie dii''mami and khane mein POISON'..really help me to enlighten here till I bash everyone'

Now I will bash khushi to the maximum here'jab dekho chance pe haath maari ja rahi thi'.

Kabhi kandhe pe..kabhi face pe kabhi chest pe'and arnav too baar baar usko ghaas de raha tha'.feeling kit v tod doo par mujpe bhi bashing karne waale baithe hain naa'.

and what was this with the eyelock...you know aaj subah when i went for a morning jog with maa best friend who apparently is a boy...i decided to find out if the eye lock and wind truly happen...i said lets try and asked him topaly stare stare together...the second he looked at me wind blew past at the speed of 100 m/s thanks to the wind of delhi today and all maa hair were on maa face which made him resemble maa face to medussa...

it was truly a rabba ve rub away maa hairstyle moment for me and all dhruv could do was laugh at me...

but...

The awkward moment when you realize Arnav Singh Raizada won't rabba ve with you.

And the fight to sleep on couch'.i could have slept on couch making you two sleep in bad and do all your *ahem**ahem* dikhra stuff'..oh ho crooner bashers main yahaan dhokla banane ki baat kar rahi hoon'..

The whole night scene mere palle nahin pada so would see to it later'..

Subah waala scene'.wow arnav you freaked out seeing your wife's face in the morning'thinkn about guys who have their destiny as this...

And that fall made me remember this video...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsY0HV14mnY[/YOUTUBE]

but here i would bash the floor too cause it was so hard and poor arnav's ass would be so painful...i am concentrating on arnav's ass guys...not the whole of arnav as his ass has my sympathy...

Precap mein main jaaongi nahin aur analysis ki band baad mein bajaongi'..

Now coming to maa new segment here'..crooner bashers' bashing''

NOTE- this is offensive and you all have to take in that sense'.

1. HONEY dii -

really aapko to bash karna maangta hain...itne busy work mein bhi itna time mil kaise jaata hain aapko crooner likhne ke liye...and on top of that how could you bring more dil dhahlane waali BREAKING NEWS even creepier than this guy...


dii you are totally deserving for bashing here...jitna bash karoon utna kam hain...i know who you are BS ki wife that's why i hate you the most in the world...even arnav approves...


2. ISHII dii -

perfect example of kyun pichle saal june mahine se hamare desh ka GDP growth rate decline hi hota ja raha hain...office mein log kaam ki jagah kissi BS specimen ko poori tarah analyze karte rehte hain...i am totally sure that aisa hi chalta raha so it wont be a shock for me if PM Manmohan Singh ki fantasies homosexual nikle...
waise he recently got an award for a film which is based on reality...




3. SADIE dii -

aapke baare mein jitna bash karon utna kam...firstly sapno mein MANORMA MAMI coming...
waah yeh likhke hi aapki kaafi bashing ho gayi par koi baat nahin i will continue...
pehle to i really dont understand this whole 101 thing in your username...i dont know if its your secret code as jasoos sadie as it is for mami as manorma bond...cause seriously i have major doubts after mami fiasco...

kabhi kabhi lagta hain ki mami aur sadie dii puraane janm mein majnu laila the...idk par lagta hain...



4. KALPANA dii -

aapke photos ki toh main bahut taaref karoongi but all credit goes to the program you use to make them...waah uss program ke liye taarefon ke jitne bridges tunnels banao utne kam...
you are so humble dii and it really freaks out the hell outta me...



5. RASHMI dii -

well all i wanna bash today for you is ki aap ki wajah se aaj main garden mein gir gayin and i tell you it was a bigger fall as compared to ASR one...well uski baat chodo as woh to shaadi ke baad har baar girta hi jaa raha hain...kabhi neck gir jaati hain to kabhi sugar level...
well well well kahaan thi haan just because of dewcrops on grass today morning meri pelvic side mein dard ho raha hain...so here's for you...

6. NANDALALA dii -

aapka DP dekhke i dont know why i get creepy nightmares...seriously and aap ki to band bajaane chahiye for writing such long and equally meaning post...unko padh ke chullu bhar paani mein doobne ka man karta hain but height comes into constraint...fit nahi ho paati hoon...SO I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO...



7. SHWETA dii -

well aapse nahin but aapke family memebers ko bash karna chahti hoon for what is this dii seriously...



really you have to take appropriate actions as soon as possible or i would no longer act like an egyptian pharoah in love with MY respective cats...mujhe jungli billiyaan no longer pasand nahi rahengi...

okay all other crooner bashers yahaan update karoongi if i find some more things likely to be bashed by me...
tab tak jitne joote chappal marne hain maar lo and please meri bhi bashing kar lo...



i am ready to get freak out at the coming comments...


PS - priya dii i hope you are fine and being well attended by your husband MR.BS...
well no so here you go...here he is reminding you to rest



OKAY dii did you understand...just rest...



PPS - thank you so much for liking the post even though it was not even updated but today it wont make any sense i tell you...i am quite in a half moody one fourth bashing and one eighth assignment pura karne wala state...baaki percentage i dont know what i am doing...so bear with me

PPPS - okay so i was going throught the first epi of IPKKND and i cant really get over these scenes...RAJKUMAR of khushi...

Phew finally managed on first page.. yayy

Originally posted by: p.sudha

Can't comment on any other soaps. I never stick to one for more than 2 months. I get bored very easily. The only exception was DMG that too till Shilpa Anand was there. Even IPKKND, I saw the initial episodes, but thought it very similar to all the other love stories, even BS doesn't impress me that much. I used to skip episodes in between. But I think from the store room scene onwards I became a regular.

The scene between Arnav and Anjali in the temple, that got me thinking that he is indeed a good actor. The SORRY scene sealed it. Very few male actors can handle crying scenes so well. BS was too good. I think he has improved tremendously from there. His voice modulation, body language and the fact that he is so different in real life..haaa...I can go on like this.

According to me HE IS THE BEST ON TV RT NOW .

Originally posted by: Sadie101

YES YES YES

i am first!!! 🥳

ok i am super happy...🤪

EDIT

umm read the crooner...now i need those 23 hours and 40 mins to digest it!!

don't worry will be back!! 😆

My love birds have turned into Angry birds 😉

Update:

I know i ought to be silent,

but the excitement of this keeps opening

my mouth as a sneeze or a yawm does. - Rumi

ok after my initial reactions to the crooner mentioned above this is what I did...

[like some of u might know...bashing umm i mean criticism is not my thing... hubby would disagree in a heart beat 😆😆😆)

But then I thought...what will crooner buddies think? No I must not disappoint them! I will think of some good solid criticisms...

So I started thinking hmmm... *five minutes*...*twenty minutes*...oh yeah! nah that's not good enough...*1 hour*...*in the car*...*while eating*...*while studying*...hmmm

Oh yeah...how about I individually criticize the characters...maybe it will be easier...

Ok let's start with Khushi...hmmm...no why should Khushi be the first one to be criticized...No!... let's start with Arnav...

Arnav *dreamy smile* hmmm 😍... IDIOT! You are supposed to criticize not daydream!!!

*Seven hours later*'..Forget this!!!

Alright...forget the characters...they are all flawed....let's focus on Barun... Barun hmmm... uhoh!!

Hubby: what u smiling about?

Me: Umm nothing 😳...just thinking 🤓

Then it struck me...just because I can't come up with any good criticism... y not go to the closest basher I know and he might help...and this is what he had to say:

"What has happened in this show for the past month?? Rabba veee...comedy...rabba veee...hello hi bye bye...rabba veee... What the...Rabba veee...ummm when is this story gonna move???"

"Why don't they just talk to each other...get this all out in the open...if I was in their place this MU would have ended the very day it started!!!"

Then he got me all pumped up...

Yeah khushi what kinda example are you setting for all the wives who watch this show? Seriously ...u can't handle ur marriage... why u after mine!!!!

Hubby: Umm can u be a wife like Khushi...look she wakes her husband with hot cup of tea and then stays up all night taking care of him...

Me: haha...u kidding me right!😆...oh no ur serious! 😲

And yeah Arnav...u u u...monster...what kind of example are u setting for all the husbands!!! How can u just sit there and expect your wife to bring food for you'go in the kitchen and help her out!

Me: hubby can u help me in the kitchen?

*Silence*

So Priya and crooner buddies...what do u think? Pass or fail? As you can tell it was hard work...took me all day!! 🤣

Originally posted by: lvishii

Sanju definitely need updated version... But this time in bashing me, give me some more gif space okay, no one bashed me earlier.. I guess m lubing it.. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Edited:

I am gonna bash you now... How dare you give more giff space to Sadie and not me... Huh... This is absolute discrimination. I am gonna bash you until you give more bashing space to me.. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shwetachauhan

OMG!!! Whattt!!! Where is it??? Send me the link!!! Right now!!! I have seen the VM!! It deserved all the mention!!! Its absolutely mindblowing!!! I so wanted BS and SI and the whole IPK team to see it!!! Yesss!!! One wish answered today!! Sanju send me the thread id abhi!!!

Originally posted by: shwetachauhan

Hello Girls!!!! 🤗 Group hug!!!

Missed you all!!!

I got really really late in commenting here.. tied up.. but am back home early today so .. here I am!!! Will talk to everyone at once!! Nahi toh next crooner mein booking karni padegi!!

Now for all the girls in action:

Debu.. Shyam ka Swayamwar ho aur main naa rahoon.. aise toh ho nahi sakta!!! You know what tricks to use ki main bas seedha khinchi chali aa jaaoon!!! Kya bashing kari hai!! Kiski? 🤔 Very bad you angry bird!! Very bad!! 🤢

Suba.. my dear!!! A happy new year to you..!! Loved those lyrics again!! You have become quite an expert in it!! And BTW, P&P seems like the main reason we all got attracted to this show!! Its my favorite too!! But ye kya.. tussi ja rahe ho?? Wo bhi 15 din ke liye?? Keep Visiting.. we will miss you!! 😭

Ishii.. I was in the same boat as you were earlier hun!! Dint know what to say here!! That was also a reason i kept a little quiet today!! But then.. Iske siwa jaana kahan!! 😳 I warned Debu yesterday itself.. No matter what she does we are not going anywhere!! We will say what we wanna say!! Yes!! You are still with me na?? Team badal toh nahi li??😲

Soni.. Sachchi yaar.. yesterday's bashing exhausted me completely!! Ek baat bata.. ye regular bashers kaun si chakki ka ata khate hai yaar!! Thakte hi nahi!!! Humari ek din mein hawa gulll!!! 😆

Sanju.. Awesome post yaara!! 👏 🤣 Kar le bashing.. Ab toh aadat ho rahi hai!!😉 Lekin aise mat bol Sanju ki junglee billiyan tujhe ab pasand nahi.. phir mera kya hoga!!! Aur tune Jhansi Ki Rani ko bash kiya??😲 Teri itni zurrat!!! Bas ab tayar rehna!! Mere agla nishana tu hai!!!! 😈

Sadie 101.. You are so sweet even while bashing hun...!! 🤗 Tell you what.. your hubby's thoughts on our show.. Kahani ghar ghar ki, I tell you!!! But I have to admit, even i think like that sometimes!!! 😕


Now some special mention to those not in action right now:

Anjali.. I cant believe you came up with such a post after the tone of the crooner!!! Absolutely amazing!!! 👏 Aadat se majboor hai ladki!! 😆

Where is rashmi.. Havnt seen her around!!! Aajkal late hone mein, mere bhi records break kar rahi hai!!!

Kalpana.. what a beauty of a post hun!! I got all emotional with that!! What I think about it is there on your individual post love!!! Breathtaking!!! 👏

Suvi.. Meri partner..🤗 Kahan hai tu?? HAPPY BAISAKHI my dear!!! Well.. come now Suvi ya seedhe naye crooner pe entry maaregi?? Bechari kal se dari hui hai!!! Maine kaha tha na Suvi, tayar reh, ande padenge!! Pad gaye ande!! Wo bhi rotten!! Ki fark painda hai!! Aaj phir lag jaana hai kaam par!! 😆