Chapter 1

Nitya Ahuja

@Hot-Chocolate

RaYa OS : I Will Sue You !

Police Officer : So Mr.Ram Kapoor! Aapko apni wife ke saath kiye gaye contact to todne ke jurm me arrest kiya jaata hai. Aapki wife ka kehna hai ki aapne unke saath kaafi bura behave kiya. Kya aap apni safai me kuch kehna chahenge?

Ram : Officer main bilkul bhi galat nahi hu. Maine kuch galat nahi kiya!

Police Officer : Par aapki wife ne kaha ki aapne unke saath galat kiya...

Ram : Nahi Officer! Maine kuch galat nahi kiya! Aap hi bataiye, kya apni wife se romance karna galat hai?

Police Officer : Umm, romance..nahi.

Ram : Exactly officer! Main bhi to yahi keh raha hu na! Main apni wife se na bahut pyaar karta hun, waise hi jese me pizza se pyaar karta hun. Nahi matlab, kuch relation nahi hai, but aap chronology samjhiye na..matlab mai yeh keh raha hu, ki main apni wife se pyaar karta hun, aur har normal husband jo apni wife se pyaar karta hai, wo uske saath romance to karta hai na, matlab ham aise 21st century me reh rahe hain, to matlab mera kehne ka matlab hai ki ye normal hai na, matlab, aap samajh rahi hai na meri baat!!! Main...

Police Officer : Mr.Kapoor bas bas..rukiye! Aaram se! Merko samajh aa gaya aap kya keh rahe hain. To aapke hisaab se aapne apni wife ke saath kuch misbehave nahi kiya, aap bas romance kar rahe the...am I right? 

Ram : Yes! Exactly officer, main romance kar raha tha...

Police Officer : Lekin aapki wife ke hisaab se aap dono ke beech shaadi se pehle ek contract sign hua tha, jiske hisaab se aap dono ek doosre se 6 feet ki doori rakhenge, aur aap unke paas nahi jayenge, to agar aap unhe romance karna chah rahe the, to ye to contract ka breach hua na Mr.Kapoor?

Ram : Lekin officer wo contract meri maa ne already faad diya tha. To technically waisa koi contract exist ab nahi karta hai. Aur uss time to hamne wo aise hi bana diya tha contract kyunki ham ek doosre se pyaar nahi karte the na. Ab shaadi ke baad pyaar hote hote ho hi jayega, aisa thodi socha tha hamne! Aur ek aur baat officer! Maine contract breach nahi kiya, main to uske paas gaya hi nahi!

Police Officer : To aapka kehna hai ki contract breach nahi hua, kyunki aap apni wife ke paas nahi gaye?

Ram : Ji, officer!

Police Officer : To phir Mr.Ram Kapoor, aap mujhe ek baat bataiye, agar aap apni wife ke paas hi nahi gaye, to aap unke saath romance karne ka plan kaise kar rahe the? Kya aap log mask lagake romance karne waale the kya!?

Ram : Nahi nahi officer! Aap galat soch rahi hain! Aise mask wagerah ka kuch nahi hai, matlab mask to covid ke liye lagate hai na, romance ke liye to mood hona chahiye, matlab aisa hi, matlab...to mask kaha se aa gya, hahahha!

Police Officer : This was not funny Mr.Kapoor! To phir aap mujhe bataiye na, ki aap agar unke paas nahi gaye, to aap kaise romance karne waale the unko?

Ram : Ab main aapko kaise batau, matlab..umm, ha! Ek second, main aapko demonstrate karke dikha sakta hu!

Police Officer ( shocked ) : What! 

Ram : Nahi matlab don't take me wrong, ab mujhe apni begunaahi ka saboot to dena padega na aapko, to main kaise batau phir...

Police Officer : Hmmm, baat to sahi hai aapki, main bina saboot ke to maanungi nahi aapki baat. Theek hai, aap mujhe demonstrate karke bataiye!

Ram ( smirking ) : Ohk, are you sure?

Police Officer : Ha, I'm sure, but make sure ki aap apni limits na cross kare, otherwise I'll make sure ki aapko bahut badi saza mile...

Ram ( smirking ) : Are don't worry at all officer madam, I'll make sure ki aap jo saza dengi wo mujhe kabool hogi, par aap pehle mujhe demonstrate to karne dijiye...

Police Officer : Ohk then. Kya karna hai?

Ram : Kuch nahi, aap bas aise hi khadi rahiye...

Ram went near her slowly and held her waist tight to move her closer to himself. She was staring at his blue green eyes, as he smirked and moved his face closer to her. As their faces were centimetres apart, she said,

Police Officer : Waise Mr.Kapoor, aapki wife ko bura nahi lagega, ki aap yaha mere saath aise romance kar rahe hain?

Ram ( smirking ) : Nahi to! Bilkul nahi, meri wife hain na jo, usko koi problem nahi hoti mai kisi ke bhi saath romance karu toh...

Police Officer ( frowning ) : Mr.Kapoor! Ye kya bakwaas kar rahe hain aap?

Ram ( smirking ) : Kya hua, kuch galat keh diya maine?

Police Officer : Aapki himmat kaise hui ye kehne ki ki mujhe bilkul bura nahi lagta chahe aap kisi ke saath bhi romance kare! How dare you! Aap na...

Ram did not let her complete and grabbed her lips in a passionate and demanding kiss. She could feel him smirking as she let go of all her anger in that kiss, and grabbed his lips demandingly, marking her territory. The kiss started as a passionate and sensual melody, added with the notes of desire and possession, with the drop beats of anger and jealousy, combined to form a beautiful sync in which their lips worked against each other. As their breaths started coming slow, they let go, reluctantly, to intake some air.

Ram moved towards her earlobe, as he kissed all the way through her jawline, to place a soft kiss at the back, and attacked her neck, as she encouraged him through her soft moans and laced her fingers through his hair, pushing him towards herself.

Busy in his own world of romance, Ram slid his hands through her shirt, to pull her closer, as his other hand went at the back, swiftly unlocking her tresses from her messy bun, which fell down in a smooth silken cascade on his face. He inhaled the sweet and intoxicating scent of lavender, as he buried his face in her hair, his hands working their magic on her body, as she continued to lace her hands at his back, pushing himself into her.

Priya was experiencing something so different, so new, like a wave hitting her, her mind unable to form any thoughts, her lips sealed with incoherent moans and a lingering taste of pure vanilla, that he had left. Her mind had turned too dizzy to function properly, and her body was not helping either, as somehow it melted like an ice cream against him.

Priya gathered all her courage, and slowly slid her thoughts back, to forcefully function her brain, as she uttered,

Priya : Ram!

Ram came to his senses, as Priya called his name, and slowly untangled his face from her hair, as he moved a bit back to raise his brow at her questionably, when she said in a dramatic tone, 

Priya : Mr.Kapoor! How dare you! Maine aapse kaha tha na ki apni limits me rahiye! And you said ki aap apni wife ke paas nahi gaye, to phir ye kya tha?!

Ram ( frowning ) : What! Oh ek sec, don't tell me we're continuing that! Nahi yaar Priya, itna achha khasa romance chal raha tha! Tumhe beech me ye apna police officer ka role play kyu ghusaana hai yaar!

Priya : Priya? Kaun Priya? I'm Ms.Sood, Senior Police Inspector! And aap ek culprit hain. Samjhe aap.

Ram ( keeping his hand on his face ) : Oh god!

Priya ( smirking ): Mr.Ram Kapoor. I think aap bhool gaye ki maine kya kaha tha?

Ram : Kya?

Priya : Yahi, ki agar aapke demonstration ke baad mujhe laga ki aap culprit hain, ya aapne apni line cross ki, to main aapko saza dungi.

Ram ( mumbling ) : Ek to saara mood kharaab kar diya, aur ab madam ko saza bhi deni hai. Teri biwi kitni unromantic hai yaar Ram. Tu to gaya aaj!

Priya : Kuch kaha aapne Mr.Ram Kapoor?

Ram : Na..nahi nahi, matlab, mera matlab hai, ki bataiye kya saza hai?

Priya ( smirking ) : Are you sure Mr.Kapoor! I'm gonna sue you!

Listening to her, Ram shockingly looked at her, only to find her smirking. Gosh, someone just remove that smirk from her face. With her only wearing his white shirt, and the top three buttons open, his marks on her cleavage, she was already making it too difficult to not kiss her senselessly, plus that smirk was making her look even more sexy. All he wanted was to take her then and there, but then this woman, she was such a tease from the beginning, always made it so hard for him!

Priya waved her hand in front of him, bringing him back from his thoughts,

Priya : Aapne suna nahi Mr.Kapoor, I'm gonna sue you, are you ready?

Ram ( smirking ) : I am always ready Mrs.Kapoor !

Priya  ( smiling ) : Great then! Do as I say. Remove your shirt.

Ram, a bit startled at her boldness, decided to follow her without  a word, as he slowly and gradually opened his black shirt, button by button, giving her a good view of his well toned, lean and hot body. Afterall, he was no less in teasing his wife. So he deliberately did it slow.

Priya was gaping at him, at the sensual show he had put up for her. Gulping down a lot of not so good thoughts going on in her mischievous mind, she said in a demanding tone,

Priya : I see Mr.Kapoor you are deliberately taking extra time to follow my orders. Remember I'm a very strict police officer, so the more you delay, the more punishment you get.

Ram ( smirking ) : Maine kaha tha na madam, mai saari saza ke liye taiyaar hu! Aapka hukam sar aankhon par!

As he said this, Priya pushed him to bed, and coming over him, bent down to whisper in his ears,

Priya : Theek hai phir. Main bhi dekhti hu. I'll sue you very bad, aur jo aapne isse pehle mujhse kaha tha na, ki meri wife is fine with me romancing anyone, uska bhi badla abhi lena bacha hai. So Mr.Ram Kapoor, get ready! Today you're having a trip uptill the Neptune's moons and back. Aur aap kisi aur ko romance karna kya, kisi aur ke baare me sochna bhi bhool jayenge. 

Ram was astonished and excited at the same time, he looked into her eyes, as he said with a naughty smile,

Ram ( grinning ) : Agar aisa hi sue hona hai, to phir let me tell you my sweetheart, I'm ready to be sued by you for this whole lifetime, every moment. Aur jaha tak kisi aur ko romance karne ki baat hai, to mujhe to waise bhi aajkal kisi Miss Sood ke alawa koi dikhta hi nahi, to uske liye aapko mehnat karne ki zaroorat nahi hai! Samjhi?

Priya blushed like a teenager, as he said this, and placed a comforting kiss on her head. Somehow this man always gave her butterflies and goosebumps, just with his talks. She had wondered as to how this was possible, but then love was not about logic. They were two strangers, who had married for the most stupid reasons ever, for a contract period of three months, with the most ridiculously funny terms and conditions in contract, but then had come to fall head over heels in love with each other. And it had been his talks, always, from day one, that had attracted her. So no wonder he could give her butterflies now. 

Sensing Priya to be busy in her own thoughts, Ram said,

Ram : Lagta hai madam ne iraada badal liya hai.

Priya looked at him with a confused expression, as he continued, 

Ram : Ha matlab, ab aise hi ghoorna hai to theek hai, mujhe kya, mujhe to laga tha ki aap mujhe sue karne waali hain?!

Priya ( smirking ) : Are aise thodi, maine kaha tha, to mai sue karungi, you just need to wait and watch Mr.Ram Kapoor, you're facing Mrs.Priya Ram Kapoor, and aap to jaante hi hain, ki main kitni competitive hu, haina? ( wink )

Ram : Yes, Mrs.Priya Ram Kapoor, I know. 

And with this, Priya bent over to kiss Ram, a fulfilling, passionate, yet soft and innocent kiss, just like her own self. Ram was too shocked to respond, but soon started responding back. His Doctorni definitely knew how to give him a heart attack, with just her simple actions. But then she was HIS Doctorni, and he couldn't expect any less of her. She was both, his problem, and his medicine. She was both, his heart and his soul. And she was both, his love, and his life. Her genuine care, concern, kindness, humbleness, and her golden heart, and the gem of the soul that she was, had changed him. She had brought back his original self to him, the one which was lost in the material matters of this world. She loved him like no other, and loved him only for him. And he knew, that he would love her always, more and more, because her presence gave him life, and gave him love, to sustain that life.

That night, Priya did stand true to her words. Ram was definitely sued. Forever in the cage of his doctorni, and she gave him an experience like no other, which was definitely more than just a trip to Neptune's moons and back. Their love making session couldn't have been better, and Priya couldn't have said it better than this...I Will Sue You !